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href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>55</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6445871666582624644</id><published>2009-12-30T11:09:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-30T11:09:39.218-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='electronic cigarette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FDA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ecigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><title type='text'>FDA Electronic Cigarette Study Is Unscientific Proproganda</title><content type='html'>&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdl" colspan="2" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;h2&gt; Professor: FDA Electronic Cigarette Study Is Unscientific Proproganda &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td class="tdl" colspan="2" valign="bottom"&gt; &lt;h2&gt;In an interview a respected scientist and reseacher into tobacco harm reduction has criticised the FDA's stance towards the electronic cigarette&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td&gt;             Published on December 29, 2009&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;by James Dunworth&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(OfficialWire)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LONDON, ENGLAND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td align="center" valign="top" width="80px"&gt;                       &lt;/td&gt;             &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;   &lt;td class="tdl" colspan="2"&gt; In a recent &lt;a href="http://www.ecigarettedirect.co.uk/carl"&gt;interview on the electronic cigarette with E Cigarette Direct&lt;/a&gt;, Carl Phillips, Associate Professor at the University of Alberta, Canada, launched a devastating&amp;nbsp; attack on an FDA study into the electronic cigarette. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There's no significance of those findings whatsoever from a scientific or health stand point. From a political standpoint the fact that they did that was quite significant."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original FDA study found traces of carcinogens in NJOY and Smoking Everywhere electronic cigarettes. Diethylene Glycol was also found in one Smoking Everywhere cigarette. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The study was followed up with an FDA press release warning of the dangers of using the electronic cigarette. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, the professor argued that the tiny quantities of carcinogens found invalidated the FDA's warning, pointing out that these could also be found:&lt;br /&gt;"in nicoderm, nicorette, any product that contains nicotine that has been extracted from a tobacco plant...."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The quantities, which are similar to those found in nicotine cessation products licensed by the FDA, were:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"...so many orders of magnitude smaller than those, say, in smokeless tobacco, which has been shown to not cause a measurable risk of cancer, so we know that that doesn't matter."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The full interview with Professor Phillips can be read here: &lt;a href="http://www.ecigarettedirect.co.uk/carl"&gt;Electronic Cigarette Interview with Carl Phillips&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;E Cigarette Direct is the UK based online retailer of the &lt;a href="http://www.ecigarettedirect.co.uk/"&gt;NJOY Electronic Cigarette&lt;/a&gt;. E Cigarette Direct has a strong interest in promoting research into the electronic cigarette and tobacco harm reduction. More information on the product as well as several technical articles, interviews and information can be found on its website www.ecigarettedirect.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6445871666582624644?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6445871666582624644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6445871666582624644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6445871666582624644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6445871666582624644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/12/fda-electronic-cigarette-study-is.html' title='FDA Electronic Cigarette Study Is Unscientific Proproganda'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7785360754413760016</id><published>2009-12-15T06:56:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T06:57:42.336-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baking soda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='remedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='colds'/><title type='text'>Overlooked 150 Year Old Household Cleaner a Remedy for Swine Flu?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/12/15/Baking-Soda-Used-to-Treat-Swine-Flu-85-Years-Ago.aspx"&gt;Overlooked 150 Year Old Household Cleaner a Remedy for Swine Flu?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;:&amp;quot;msg&amp;quot;}"&gt;&lt;span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{&amp;quot;type&amp;quot;:&amp;quot;name&amp;quot;}"&gt;                &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"&gt;I would not be surprised at all if this worked. All of you who might be feeling icky--TRY IT and let me know if it works. I'm trying it bc I've felt so icky lately too. can't hurt. I use baking soda in water for stomach upset and it just nails it. And i use it for abotu 100 other things. it's one of those miracle produ&lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;cts. Wouldn't it be cool if this product could solve so many health issues?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7785360754413760016?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7785360754413760016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7785360754413760016' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7785360754413760016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7785360754413760016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/12/overlooked-150-year-old-household.html' title='Overlooked 150 Year Old Household Cleaner a Remedy for Swine Flu?'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-8849783025413180792</id><published>2009-08-27T22:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-27T22:05:42.661-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='non-fiction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fiction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book reviews'/><title type='text'>Must-Reads for Modern Fiction &amp; Non-Fiction</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post hentry uncustomized-post-template"&gt; &lt;a name="3923236567787649837"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;*I present my list (which continues to get larger) of books I feel are more than worth the time to read...these are based on my own opinions and preferences, and yours may vary. But check them out just in case there's a gem in there for you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;1. One Door Away From Heaven (Dean Koontz)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcUsTEqGSI/AAAAAAAABmw/Ds-SAlK984U/s320/OneDoorAwayFromHeaven.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcsLeohT2I/AAAAAAAABpo/U_4BwjTLmSM/s320/OneDoorAwayFromHeaven.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374813256003178338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;[I think this is Koontz's best book).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Amazon.com Review&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Dean Koontz virtually invented the cross-genre novel, and in One Door Away from Heaven he mixes an action thriller with post-X-Files alien paranoia to remarkable effect. Micky Bellsong is a young woman at a crisis point in her life, using a stay at her Aunt Geneva's to sort things out. Then the precocious and deformed Leilani Klonk walks into her life, telling stories of her stepfather and drugged-up mother, who believe aliens will beam the girl into their mothership and heal her deformities before her 10th birthday. But tales of the stepfather's vicious past, including his hand in several murders, leave Micky believing that a far more terrible fate awaits her friend. So when the parents take off with Leilani, Micky pursues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As is typical with a Koontz novel, nothing turns out to be what it seems, and the meticulously crafted plot tightens like a noose with every turn of the page. His characters are exceptionally drawn, driving the novel forward with realism and warmth. Micky is one of his more attractive young heroines, but the real star is Leilani, a mature young girl whose plucky nature and sparkling dialogue instantly make her Koontz's most memorable creation. She embodies his belief that despite violence, pain, and suffering, there is always goodness to be found in every person and situation. Koontz has once again proven why he is one of the premier novelists of his generation. --Jonathan Weir, Amazon.co.uk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Koontz's latest is powered by an impassioned stand against utilitarian bioethics, and it's chock-a-block with trademark characters vulnerable kids, nurturing parental substitutes, a dog of above-average intelligence and a villain of insuperable nastiness sure to provoke a pleasurable conditioned response from his readers. The discursive story coalesces from two converging subplots steeped in the weirdness of fringe ufology: in one, loser Michelina Bellsong struggles to save crippled nine-year-old Leilani Klonk from an evil stepdad planning to pass off her imminent disposal as a benevolent alien abduction; in the other, a strange boy who goes by the alias Curtis Hammond is the quarry of two cross-country manhunts, one led by the FBI and the other by mass murderers who, like the messianic Curtis, may not be what they seem. En route to a pyrotechnic finale in rural Idaho, Koontz shoots bull's-eyes at target issues that shape his theme, including assisted suicide, substance abuse, the irresponsibility of the counterculture and the goofiness of true-believer ET enthusiasts. Koontz's once form-fitting style has gotten baggy of late, however, and readers may find themselves wishing he had better filtered the flights of fancy his characters sometimes indulge at chapter length. For all that, the novel is surprisingly focused on its inspirational message "we are the instruments of one another's salvation and only by the hope that we give to others do we lift ourselves out of the darkness into light" and conveys it with such conviction that only the most critical will demur. (Dec. 26)Forecast: A terrific cover, depicting two female figures on a country path beneath a star-filled night sky, will alert browsers to the awe and mystery within the novel; Koontz's name and Bantam's promo machine will do the rest. Koontz could hit #1 with this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;2. Another Day in the Frontal Lobe: A brain Surgeon Exposes Life on the Inside &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(Katrina Firlik, M.D.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Another-Day-Frontal-Lobe-Surgeon/dp/0812973402/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251415645&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcsWpWU7PI/AAAAAAAABpw/rGNl9lNAu5E/s320/AnotherDayInTheFrontalLobe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374813447858220274" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The brain is my business," says Connecticut neurosurgeon Firlik. "Many of the brains I encounter have been pushed around by tumors, blood clots, infections, or strokes that have swollen out of control. Some have been invaded by bullets, nails, or even maggots." In these pages, a carpenter with a nail in his left frontal lobe goes home within a day of surgery; a boy develops a raging bacterial meningitis because his New Age mother gave him herbs instead of antibiotics for a routine ear infection; and an infant with hydranencephaly looks cute despite the absence of brain matter in his skull. Along the way, Firlik muses that a healthy brain has the consistency of soft tofu, and she flies solo in the OR for the first time as she saves an 18-year-old victim of a car accident who didn't buckle up. A woman in a male-dominated specialty, Firlik doesn't get worked up over minor things that can be construed as sexist; she finds that handling a patient's anxiety can be more complicated than the surgery itself, and she expects to be sued someday for malpractice. This witty and lucid first book demythologizes a complex medical specialty for those of us who aren't brain surgeons. (On sale May 2)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Bookmarks Magazine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Katrina Firlik shatters the myth most of us hold of brain surgeons as superheroes: they're merely masters of the trade. Critics agreed that her engaging, witty insight into the profession, her layperson's explanation of complex medical terms and routine surgeries, and her compelling stories more than overshadowed the blood-and-gore factor. A few critics expressed disappointment that Firlik only touched on her challenges as a woman in the field, particularly as the first woman admitted to University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's neurosurgery residency program. Others noted some self-indulgent tangents, though she amply covers her personal inspirations. Overall, Another Day provides a fascinating look into the oh-so-routine practices brain surgeons face daily.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;3. Forbidden Knowledge: From Prometheus to Pornography (Roger Shattuck )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcUtvEvbyI/AAAAAAAABnA/F1D47qjxN78/s320/ForbiddenKnowledge.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spc6XGY8MpI/AAAAAAAABsQ/QhM0yMsJd_Y/s320/ForbiddenKnowledge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374828848816599698" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Amazon.com Review&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;An intellectual tour-de-force, Forbidden Knowledge is a study of the ethics of literary and scientific inquiry. Shattuck first approaches his subject indirectly, conducting an engaging tour of Western literature: Adam and Eve, Prometheus, Milton's Paradise Lost, Goethe's Faust, and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. He then uses these tales to address the moral questions raised by mankind's tendency to search for dangerous knowledge. He contrasts J. Robert Oppenheimer's acceptance of guilt for the atomic bombings with Edward Teller's dismissal of the same. In his own field of literary criticism he argues against the neutral analysis of immoral works as "pure literature," illustrating his point with a critique of the Marquis de Sade. Forbidden Knowledge is a stimulating and forceful intellectual argument against moral relativism, as well as a practical approach to difficult ethical problems, from genetic engineering to pornography.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In this scholarly, provocative and gracefully written study, Shattuck?a distinguished critic (The Banqueting Years) and translator (of Apollinaire)?argues that there are moral taboos (even if they are sometimes unclearly defined) that we dare violate at our peril, that there are indeed limits?both philosophical and physical?to what humankind is meant to know and experience and that from the very beginnings of civilization, a central theme in our thought and literature has been the struggle to understand what those limits are. The book begins in theory and moves to more concrete examples of "forbidden knowledge," from discussions of myths (Prometheus, Orpheus, Adam and Eve), through the Victorians' perplexity over Darwin, to an examination of works of literature (Faust, Paradise Lost, Billy Budd, Frankenstein, Emily Dickinson's poetry, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Stranger) that indicate a fascination or concern with those limits. The second half of this study focuses on what Shattuck calls case histories of what can happen when those limits are pushed and include discussions of the Manhattan Project, DNA research, genetic engineering, serial killers (Ted Bundy; the so-called Moors Murderer) and finally?and at great length?the Marquis de Sade. The book might seem but a thoughtful warning about the destructive power of de Sade and what Shattuck considers sadistic pornography, but a concluding essay makes it clear that his subject is really the history of human curiosity and of the glories and dangers inherent in trying to learn more than one is prepared for. First serial to the New York Times Book Review; Reader's Subscription Book Club main selection; BOMC and History Book Club alternates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;4. The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/God-Delusion-Richard-Dawkins/dp/0618918248/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251415582&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcvyG44eUI/AAAAAAAABrg/9SIQ3MEiHFs/s320/TheGodDelusion.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374817218179135810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The antireligion wars started by Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris will heat up even more with this salvo from celebrated Oxford biologist Dawkins. For a scientist who criticizes religion for its intolerance, Dawkins has written a surprisingly intolerant book, full of scorn for religion and those who believe. But Dawkins, who gave us the selfish gene, anticipates this criticism. He says it's the scientist and humanist in him that makes him hostile to religions—fundamentalist Christianity and Islam come in for the most opprobrium—that close people's minds to scientific truth, oppress women and abuse children psychologically with the notion of eternal damnation. While Dawkins can be witty, even confirmed atheists who agree with his advocacy of science and vigorous rationalism may have trouble stomaching some of the rhetoric: the biblical Yahweh is "psychotic," Aquinas's proofs of God's existence are "fatuous" and religion generally is "nonsense." The most effective chapters are those in which Dawkins calms down, for instance, drawing on evolution to disprove the ideas behind intelligent design. In other chapters, he attempts to construct a scientific scaffolding for atheism, such as using evolution again to rebut the notion that without God there can be no morality. He insists that religion is a divisive and oppressive force, but he is less convincing in arguing that the world would be better and more peaceful without it. (Oct. 18)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Scientific American&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Richard Dawkins, in The God Delusion, tells of his exasperation with colleagues who try to play both sides of the street: looking to science for justification of their religious convictions while evading the most difficult implications—the existence of a prime mover sophisticated enough to create and run the universe, "to say nothing of mind reading millions of humans simultaneously." Such an entity, he argues, would have to be extremely complex, raising the question of how it came into existence, how it communicates —through spiritons!—and where it resides. Dawkins is frequently dismissed as a bully, but he is only putting theological doctrines to the same kind of scrutiny that any scientific theory must withstand. No one who has witnessed the merciless dissection of a new paper in physics would describe the atmosphere as overly polite.&lt;br /&gt;~&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;George Johnson is author of Fire in the Mind: Science, Faith, and the Search for Order and six other books. He resides on the Web at talaya.net &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcXPNO5CNI/AAAAAAAABnY/JOG3yNZwCB0/s1600-h/BibleDisclaimer.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 220px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcXPNO5CNI/AAAAAAAABnY/JOG3yNZwCB0/s320/BibleDisclaimer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374790230307571922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;5. The Bible &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(yes, the Bible. But Cover to cover, without any help. Just read it all. And don't lie and say you have--most HAVEN'T, especially Christians. For myself, as anyone who knows me understands, my spiritual path was halted by reading the Bible. By the time i got to the end, i was an atheist. Amazing what the clergy will hide form you. It's worth your time to really read it, cover to cover. I don't have any reviews to place below here, as that would be a bit absurd, considering. But a review, of sorts, will be had in my book about this journey, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Supernatural Hypocrisy: The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmolog&lt;/span&gt;y, hopefully available by the end of this year).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;6. Maximum Ride series (James Patterson) The Angel Experiment, Book 1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Experiment-Maximum-Ride-Book/dp/0316067954/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251415770&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spc629SYkUI/AAAAAAAABsY/7BRRCz_9Ltk/s320/MaximumRide1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374829396128993602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;*you won't often catch me reading Young Adult fiction at this age...but I'm telling you, I could not resist these. Each one, just as compelling and entertaining as the last.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Themes from Patterson's popular adult titles When the Wind Blows and The Lake House waft through this YA thriller, the author's first in the genre. Wood stars as Maximum Ride, 14-year-old leader of a band of kids who have escaped the lab where they were bred as 98% human and 2% bird (wings being a key component) and developed a variety of other-worldly talents. In Patterson's unusual universe, Max and her young cohorts are soon forced to rescue one of their own—a girl named Angel—from a pack of mutant wolf-humans called Erasers. Wood nails Patterson's often adult-beyond-their-years dialogue with a jaded tone. But the result of this pairing makes Max sound more off-putting than cool or intriguing. The listening experience is stalled in the starting gate, keeping the action-adventure earthbound rather than high-flying. Ages 12-up. (Apr.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From School Library Journal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Grade 7 Up–A group of genetically enhanced kids who can fly and have other unique talents are on the run from part-human, part-wolf predators called Erasers in this exciting SF thriller that's not wholly original but is still a compelling read. Max, 14, and her adopted family–Fang and Iggy, both 13, Nudge, 11, Gazzy, 8, and Angel, 6–were all created as experiments in a lab called the School. Jeb, a sympathetic scientist, helped them escape and, since then, they've been living on their own. The Erasers have orders to kill them so the world will never find out they exist. Max's old childhood friend, Ari, now an Eraser leader, tracks them down, kidnaps Angel, and transports her back to the School to live like a lab rat again. The youngsters are forced to use their special talents to rescue her as they attempt to learn about their pasts and their destinies. The novel ends with the promise that this journey will continue in the sequel. As with Patterson's adult mystery thrillers, in-depth characterization is secondary to the fast-moving plot. The narrative alternates between Max's first-person point-of-view and that of the others in the third person, but readers don't get to know Max very well. The only major flaw is that the children sound like adults most of the time. This novel is reminiscent of David Lubar's Hidden Talents (Tor, 1999) and Ann Halam's Dr. Franklin's Island (Random, 2002).–Sharon Rawlins, Piscataway Public Library, NJ&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;*we interrupt this booklist for an important announcement. I thought the above byline was from Pissedaway Public Library. Until i looked at it again. I'm sure i Pissed Away many hours at the libray in my lifetime. Okay, not Pissed away. It was time well spent.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;We now return to your regularly scheduled Booklist, already in progress....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;7. The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy by James Trefil, Joseph F. Kett, and E. D. Hirsch &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dictionary-Cultural-Literacy-James-Trefil/dp/0395655978/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251416204&amp;amp;sr=1-3"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 254px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spcs9wmmwZI/AAAAAAAABqY/UHZmItigr8o/s320/DictionaryofCulturalLiteracy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374814119820444050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From School Library Journal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This book belongs in high-school libraries, if only because of the tremendous amount of publicity and controversy surrounding its compilation. It has large gaps in minority literature and history, but in other areas it is fascinating in its coverage. Adults will enjoy browsing to find what is included and what's not, while students will appreciate the quick reference.&lt;br /&gt;Copyright 1989 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A National bestseller, The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy has been widely acclaimed for identifying and defining the core body of knowledge that no literare American should be without. Now in this newly revised and updated edition, the authors provice a comprehensive look at cultural literacy for the nineties. New entries reflect suggestions from hundreds of readers. The dictionary takes into account the growing consensus over the specifics of multiculturalism, the political and geographic changes in the world, and the new ideas and terms that flow constantly from scientific research and technological development. The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy challenges us to find out more about what we know and helps us make sense of what we read, hear, and learn. It is a "must have" book for every home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;8. Everything You Know About God Is Wrong: The Disinformation Guide to Religion (Russ Kick, Neil Gaiman, and Richard Dawkins) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcXQVBIuwI/AAAAAAAABnw/bDCFEsDheWU/s320/EverythingYouKnowAboutGodIsWrong.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcuUk1C69I/AAAAAAAABqg/F1Ojdy335b0/s320/EverythingYouKnowAboutGodIsWrong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374815611308403666" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In the new mega-anthology from best-selling editor Russ Kick, more than fifty writers, reporters, and researchers invade the inner sanctum for an unrestrained look at the wild and woolly world of organized belief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Richard Dawkins shows us the strange, scary properties of religion; Neil Gaiman turns a biblical atrocity story into a comic (that almost sent a publisher to prison); Erik Davis looks at what happens when religion and California collide; Mike Dash eyes stigmatics; Douglas Rushkoff exposes the trouble with Judaism; Paul Krassner reveals his "Confessions of an Atheist"; and best-selling lexicographer Jonathon Green interprets the language of religious prejudice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Among the dozens of other articles and essays, you'll find: a sweeping look at classical composers and Great American Songbook writers who were unbelievers, such as Irving Berlin, creator of "God Bless America"; the definitive explanation of why America is not a Christian nation; the bizarre, Catholic-fundamentalist books by Mel Gibson's father; eye-popping photos of bizarre religious objects and ceremonies, including snake-handlers and pot-smoking children; the thinly veiled anti-Semitism in the Left Behind novels; an extract from the rare, suppressed book The Sex Life of Brigham Young; and rarely seen anti-religious writings from Mark Twain and H.G. Wells.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Further topics include exorcisms, religious curses, Wicca, the Church of John Coltrane, crimes by clergy, death without God, Christian sex manuals, the "ex-gay" movement, failed prophecies, bizarre theology, religious bowling, atheist rock and roll, "how to be a good Christian," an entertaining look at the best (and worst) books on religion, and much more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;About the Author&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Russ Kick is the all-star editor of five previous Disinformation Guides and three Disinformation books. He has been labeled as an "information archaeologist" by the New York Times in a major profile. He runs the popular blog TheMemoryHole.org and is well known for his intelligent and successful FOIA requests and unveilings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;9. Letter to a Christian Nation (Sam Harris)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Letter-Christian-Nation-Vintage-Harris/dp/0307278778/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251418829&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 201px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcvwN1brwI/AAAAAAAABrI/KGYt9eUTrIU/s320/LettertoaChristianNation.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374817185683975938" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Reviews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;“A breath of fresh fire.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–Wall Street Journal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This combination of ruthless argument with polemic designed to provoke (he describes the Catholic Church as the “institution that has produced and sheltered an elite army of child-molesters") will further delight Harris’ supporters and infuriate his critics.” &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;– San Francisco Chronicle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Harris has consolidated his disdain for religion in a withering attack on Christianity, delivered in the form of an open letter. . . . Mr. Harris wants to grab your lapels and give you a good shake. . . [he] makes a good case for a new and intellectually honest conversation about morality and human suffering.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–NY Observer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“As infidels go, Harris is an astonishingly successful one. . .  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Letter&lt;/span&gt; is a readable, exhortatory screed.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–Newsweek&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Bracing.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–The Nation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“[Letter to a Christian Nation] crackles with a focused, potent energy. . . . [Harris’] arguments resonate with a satisfying common sense.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–Contra Costa Times&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Sam Harris’s elegant little book is most refreshing and a wonderful source of ammunition for those who, like me, hold to no religious doctrine. Yet I have some sympathy also with those who might be worried by his uncompromising stance. Read it and from your own view, but do not ignore its message.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;–Sir Roger Penrose, emeritus professor of mathematics, Oxford University,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;author of The Road to Reality&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Reading Harris’ Letter to a Christian Nation was like sitting ring side, cheering the champion, yelling ‘Yes!’ at every jab. For those of us who feel depressed by this country’s ever increasing unification of church and state, and the ever decreasing support for the sciences that deliver knowledge and reduce ignorance ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A breath of fresh fire." &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;—Wall Street Journal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I dare you to read this book...it will not leave you unchanged. Read it if it is the last thing you do.”&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; —Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene and The God Delusion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It’s a shame that not everyone in this country will read Sam Harris’ marvelous little book Letter to a Christian Nation. They won’t but they should.” &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;—Leonard Susskind, Felix Bloch Professor in theoretical physics, Stanford University&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;10. Atheism: The Case against God (George H. Smith)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcZvuDBXPI/AAAAAAAABoA/Ft2ezAGOEdE/s320/AtheismTheCaseAgainstGod.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spcs8FUPf6I/AAAAAAAABp4/O2zRvRi1WG0/s320/AtheismTheCaseAgainstGod.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374814091020828578" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;With this intriguing introduction, George H Smith sets out to demolish what he considers the most widespread and destructive of all the myths devised by man - the concept of a supreme being. With painstaking scholarship and rigorous arguments, Mr. Smith examines, dissects, and refutes the myriad "proofs" offered by theists - the defenses of sophisticated, professional theologians, as well as the average religious layman. He explores the historical and psychological havoc wrought by religion in general - and concludes that religious belief cannot have any place in the life of modern, rational man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Review&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Is theism a reasonable and rational position, or can a better case be made for atheism and against faith in the existence of gods? The goal of George Smith's books is to demonstrate that irrational beliefs are in fact harmful and that theism and religion are prime examples of irrationality. The conclusion, then, is that both must be abandoned and new ways of thinking about the world adopted in their place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first place he starts is, naturally enough, to define what atheism is. This he does well, explaining the difference between "weak" atheism, which is simply the lack of belief in any gods, and "strong" atheism, which is the outright denial that any gods exist (he uses the less common terms "implicit" and "explicit"). This is the definition which most atheists today understand, which atheists have been using for the past couple of hundred years, and which is attested to in most major, unabridged dictionaries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the heart of Smith's book is his discussion about reason vs. faith. According to Smith, reason and faith are two ways of thinking which are diametrically opposed to each other. His explanation of the nature of "reasonable" thinking is very good, and something which most people should read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reason isn't simply one "mode" of thinking, or one possible choice out of a variety of equally valid options. Reason is, instead, our very ability to think in abstract, complex ways. Similarly, rational demonstration is not simply one way to demonstrate something, but rather it is the ability to demonstrate anything at all. The denial of reason is thus the denial of our basic ability to think coherently about our lives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This in turn is contrasted with faith - but here his argument breaks down somewhat. The perception is given that he is making an argument which is valid against all forms of faith and thus all forms of theism, but this is mistaken on two accounts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, what he says does not apply to all the ways in which people - even religious people - understand the nature of faith. It is true that it is valid against the usual way in which you will see a religious person using it, and particularly in the way which Christians use it. Because of this, his discussion will be very useful on a practical level, and what he says, when limited properly, is very accurate: "Insofar as faith is possible, it is irrational; insofar as faith is rational, it is impossible."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is undeniable that a defense of reason is probably the best argument against the "faith" many religionists promote; but in not making it clear that this is one of many ways to understand "faith," he makes an error similar to that of religionists who claim that if the atheist has "faith" in a spouse or in the sun rising tomorrow, then that is equivalent to the theist's faith in their god.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A second error is in the premise that all forms of theism are equivalent - further compounded by the exclusive use of Christianity as the theistic foil for his arguments. Not all theists necessarily resort to "faith" in the way he describes - some refuse to use it at all and insist that their beliefs can be defended with reason alone. They may be mistaken in their belief that they would be successful, but that doesn't change the fact that an assault on one type of faith is not the same as an assault on all forms of faith and all forms of theism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To a degree, Smith seems to understand this, because he devotes a significant portion of the book to refutations of common attempts to provide rational arguments for the existence of gods. Although these rebuttals are limited because they do not take into account more recent formulations, they do provide a clear, understandable introduction to them and how to go about dealing with them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of the book's problems stem, I think, from the question of theory vs. practice. In practice, most atheists will encounter Christians making the sort of faith-based arguments Smith describes and refutes. Because of this, his book is very good and very useful. But in theory, an atheist could easily encounter theists and religions who make different arguments, and the atheist will look foolish trying to formulate rebuttals to positions which the theist does not hold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, this isn't just speculation - I see it happen all the time that atheists essentially construct straw man arguments against principles which are associated with Christianity and particular ideas of faith, only based on learning that a person is a theist or is a Christian. The chief reason is, I am sure, because they don't often encounter different sorts of theists and because they are most familiar with Christianity. Even worse, some atheist books contribute to the problem when they could be working to eliminate it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Smith's book isn't alone in this - not by a long shot. Most of the atheist books out there may start out with a more general discussion about the nature of atheism and broad considerations about general beliefs in the existence of gods, but few stick with just those arguments. Most end up attacking Christianity in the end - understandable, for the practical reasons I describe above, but ultimately problematic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too many atheists are simply ignorant of the variety of ways in which theists defend their beliefs, and while educating them about Christian arguments is a good idea, it is self-defeating to only focus on Christianity. It is also self-defeating to mix up anti-Christian arguments with anti-theism arguments, without making the clear distinction between the two. A true "Case Against God" book would not spend much time on Christianity-only arguments, but instead would have left that to a second volume entitled "The Case Against Christianity."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nevertheless, this book still provides a sound introduction to atheism - what it is, what it is not, and how it can be effectively defended against the most common critiques. It also provides a basis for atheists to critique religious faith and common theistic arguments, so long as they keep in mind the limitations described above. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;~Austin Cline, Guide at atheism.about.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;10. God Game (Andrew M. Greeley)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/God-Game-Andrew-M-Greeley/dp/0312877501/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251418435&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcuVQCI-AI/AAAAAAAABqw/0gsQY8A6d9E/s320/GodGame.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374815622906050562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Andrew M. Greeley, the phenomenally popular novelist and priest, is best known -- and loved -- for his understated Catholic morality and compassionate understanding of human foibles. In The God Game, now available in a brand-new trade paperback edition, Father Greeley takes a new and fascinating twist on an old cliché: What if -- by using a sophisticated computer game with a healthy dose of heavenly intervention -- you really could play God? What if you actually had the power to control other people's lives?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the dilemma that faces our hero, who quickly finds that being given the kingdom, the power, and the glory is dangerous--but addictive. The troubles of the people he sees flashing on his computer screen are all too real--and his troubles are just beginning. . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;About the Author&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;A native of Chicago, Reverend Andrew M. Greeley, is a priest, distinguished sociologist and bestselling author. He is professor of social sciences at the University of Chicago and the University of Arizona, as well as Research Associate at the National Opinion Research Center at the University of Chicago. His current sociological research focuses on current issues facing the Catholic Church-including celibacy of priests, ordination of women, religious imagination, and sexual behavior of Catholics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father Greeley received the S.T.L. in 1954 from St. Mary of Lake Seminary. His graduate work was done at the University of Chicago, where he received the M.A. Degree in 1961 and the Ph.D. in 1962.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father Greeley has written scores of books and hundreds of popular and scholarly articles on a variety of issues in sociology, education and religion. His column on political, church and social issues is carried by the carried by the Chicago Sun Times and may other newspapers. He stimulates discussion of neglected issues and often anticipates sociological trends. He is the author of more than thirty bestselling novels and an autobiography, Furthermore!: Confessions of a Parish Priest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcZwiMCpEI/AAAAAAAABoQ/IvyIDWu7WX0/s320/ThatsNotinmyAmericanHistoryBook.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spcvx_b3jDI/AAAAAAAABrY/lb5pzm1YeQ0/s320/ThatsNotinmyAmericanHistoryBook.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374817216178392114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;11. That's Not in My American History Book: A Compilation of Little-Known Events &amp;amp; Forgotten Heroes (Thomas Ayres)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;That's Not in My American History Book&lt;/i&gt; collects an illuminating treasury of stories edited out of your textbooks. It explains why the Fourth of July isn't really our Independence Day. It dispels the myth of Paul Revere's ride. It reveals nineteenth-century political mudslinging that labeled Andrew Jackson a murderer and his wife an adulteress. It even unveils the only vice president ever to compose a number-one pop hit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For generations, history classes reduced the American story into a dry litany of dates, names, and places. Now, Thomas Ayres fills in the gaps, supplying the messy details, reclaiming the overlooked heroes, and correcting the facts you thought you knew. With insight, irreverence, and wit, &lt;i&gt;That's Not in My American History Book&lt;/i&gt; uncovers our unknown past.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;12. The Greatest Stories Never Told: 100 Tales from History to Astonish, Bewilder, and Stupefy (Rick Beyer)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Stories-Never-Told-Astonish/dp/0060014016/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251418309&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcuVtG63lI/AAAAAAAABq4/VRFKafVB5LQ/s320/GreatestStoriesNeverTold.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374815630710726226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Reviews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"Full of tasty morsels.A delightful book to arm one for the next dull cocktail party." (Chicago Tribune )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"History like you've never read it before.Amusing." (The Tennessean )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"100 stories you haven't heard will delight in knowing..Lively, offbeat and surprising in quick-hit snippets." (Denver Rocky Mountain News )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Surprising.the essentials of fascinating stories are here." (Dallas Morning News )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;History isn't always made by great armies colliding or by great civilizations rising or falling. Sometimes it's made when a chauffeur takes a wrong turn, a scientist forgets to clean up his lab, or a drunken soldier gets a bit rowdy. That's the kind of history you'll find in The Greatest Stories Never Told.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is history candy -- the good stuff. Here are 100 tales to astonish, bewilder, and stupefy: more than two thousand years of history filled with courage, cowardice, hope, triumph, sex, intrigue, folly, humor, and ambition. It's a historical delight and a visual feast with hundreds of photographs, drawings, and maps that bring each story to life. A new discovery waits on every page: stories that changed the course of history and stories that affected what you had for breakfast this morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consider:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* The Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock because they ran out of beer&lt;br /&gt;* Some Roman officials were so corrupt that they actually stole time itself&lt;br /&gt;* Three cigars changed the course of the Civil War&lt;br /&gt;* The Scottish kilt was invented by an Englishman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Based on the popular Timelab 2000® history minutes hosted by Sam Waterston on The History Channel®, this collection of fascinating historical tidbits will have you shaking your head in wonder and disbelief. But they're all true. And you'll soon find yourself telling them to your friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;13. Borrowed Lives (Laramie Dunaway) first published in the UK as "Wicked Women"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Borrowed-Lives-Laramie-Dunaway/dp/097937202X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251411485&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spcs9DHzXTI/AAAAAAAABqI/NM-HYV1TLCM/s320/BorrowedLives.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374814107611651378" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Written in a frisky, wisecracking style, Dunaway's second novel (after Hungry Women ) kicks off smartly when good friends Luna Devon (a timid, lackluster graduate student) and Wren Caldwell (a clever, outspoken, gorgeous budding writer) both get shot by a crazed, suicidal pal. Only Luna survives. with a bullet hole in her chest. Boldly deciding to change her ho-hum life, Luna gathers Wren's brilliant literary efforts, responds to Wren's job offers and reinvents herself as a brainy journalist for a trendy California magazine. As Wren, she finds that the sassier her act, the bigger the payoff. Assigned to interview jailed husband-killer Season Dougherty, she becomes Season's ally and lands a fat contract to script her story for Hollywood. Playing on her borrowed name and credentials, she breezes into an affair with the amiable Davis Richard, himself a chaser of filmworthy stories. As her adventures as Wren hilariously pile up, Luna begins to see her criminally scripted double life as the stuff of movies, especially when she gets the surprise package of her pilfered identity--the arrival of dead Wren's shady, handsome ex-con husband, Byron, who is all too ready to go along with the scam. Blending a wealth of entertaining, good-humored tough talk with a rugged and ready sexuality, Dunaway keeps this romp of a novel moving with dexterity and panache. A snappy denouement shows Luna, having played Wren to the hilt, now primed to reenter her own life bolder and wiser. This is the first title in Warner's new Fresh Voices Program, which aims to publish quality fiction by unsung writers. Literary Guild and Doubleday Book Club alternates.&lt;br /&gt;Copyright 1992 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Luna Devon is at a crossroads in her life when she and her good friend Wren Caldwell—a clever, outspoken, gorgeous, budding writer—are shot by a crazed, suicidal pal. When Wren perishes, the timid, lackluster, graduate student Luna survives with a hole in her heart and decides to reinvent herself . . . as Wren. Luna thinks she has it made after taking the job her friend has landed sight unseen at a hot new California magazine; yet if Wren’s life offers a bed of roses, it certainly has its thorns. With moxie, pizzazz, gutsiness, and fingers crossed, Luna will try her best, even if it means pursuing her happiness with a group of ecological terrorists, a floating high-stakes chess game run by a hoodlum named Grudge, her anthropologist father who has taken a preteen Indian medicine woman for his new wife, and a man who wants what may be impossible—for Wren to be herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;* * *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-size: 85%;"&gt;Jae: I have often aspired to produce writing like this in my novels. I can't say enough about how thoroughly enjoyable and addictive this writing is. I must instead show you by giving you an excerpt from the opening pages...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"When i finally arrived at the police station, Wren was standing on the front steps under a bright light, a pair of blue panties balled up in her right fist. She was waving her fist around as if she was about to do some sort of magic trick with her panties, turn them into a dove or something. At the same time, her flushed face was leaning into some young uniformed cop's pale face, yelling at him. The top to my Rabbit was down, so i could hear each word as crisp as snapping carrots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This is total bullshit!" Wren hollered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The skinny young cop was leaning as far back as he could without flipping backward over the railing. His eyes were wide and unfocused, as if he'd just been told he was the offspring of incest. Like most men who've come face-to-face with Wren's temper, he looked both a little murderous and a little in love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I quickly swung the Rabbit to the curb and honked twice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wren didn't take her fierce eyes off the young cop. She continued to glare at him as she backed down the steps toward my car without actually looking where she was going. As if she were guided by some psychic homing device. Anyone else I'd have been worried would trip and fall. But not Wren. She had never done one ungraceful thing in her entire life. She's probably pirouetted out of her mothers' womb and did the Maypole dance with the umbilical cord. Finally, Wren turned toward me. This is when i noticed the huge tan bandage the size of a business card angled across her forehead, partially covering her left eyebrow. A moist rusty spot soaked through the center of the bandage. Three drops of blood formed a teardrop constellation on her white T-shirt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wren had only descended two steps when she stopped abruptly and pivoted back around toward the cop. Her tennis shoes squealed against the smooth cement. The startled young cop flinched. His hand dropped to his gun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And you are an asshole!" Wren proclaimed, pointing her panties at him. "You hear what I'm saying, Officer? Do you?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She marched toward my car, climbed in, and slammed the door. "Let's get the fuck out of here before I kill someone else."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;14. Earth Angel (Raymond Obstfeld)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/EARTH-ANGEL-Raymond-Obstfeld/dp/B001IKLTAG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251418190&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 227px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spc5RleqVPI/AAAAAAAABrw/yxz7OQLCpdY/s320/EarthAngel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374827654571250930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;*Not surprisingly, Obstfeld is the real name of Laramie Dunaway, one of my other favorite authors. It's him, writing under a female pseudonym. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After Dr. Season Gottlieb's fiance, Tim, goes on a shooting spree and murders five people before being shot by the police, Season feels both grief and guilt. But rather than explore what provoked Tim's rampage, Season dubs herself Grace Weiss and tries to make amends to the victims' families. While the heroine's good intentions are credible, her way of playing "angel" is nonsensical and the plot ridiculously convoluted. One victim's cousin refuses Season's no-strings gift of $50,000, then calls the cops; when Season tries to set up another victim's stepbrother with the woman of his dreams, the woman recognizes her from TV newscasts and blackmails her. And when Season visits a third man linked to Tim's crime-the ex-husband of a witness who committed suicide-she falls for him. Her benevolent mission ends there; she's less interested in philanthropy than in concealing her identity from her new lover. As the book drifts into the doldrums, Obstfeld loses all control of his material, allowing a serial-kidnapping subplot to come to the fore. Season, a movie-trivia whiz, is among the few people who can decode the kidnapper's cryptic clues, and the police force her to help them by threatening to expose her ruse. With each new scenario, Obstfeld shows that no good deed goes unpunished. Unfortunately, such relentlessly zany methods prove dull rather than remotely humorous.&lt;br /&gt;Copyright 1995 Reed Business Information, Inc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Dr. Season Makenzie, an accomplished thirtysomething physician at a Southern California walk-in clinic, finds her life devastated when her boyfriend visits her at work with a gun and opens fire on her patients.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Everything-learned-about-school-didnt/dp/B000ETTVE8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251418096&amp;amp;sr=1-2"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 145px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcvxQW170I/AAAAAAAABrQ/zS4BZgTuvec/s320/Life101.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374817203540848450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;15. Life 101:Everything We Wish We Had Learned About Life in School--But Didn't (John-Roger and Peter McWilliams)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Product Description&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;From the back cover:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHEN YOU ARE...&lt;br /&gt;Angry, Depressed, Anxious, Tired, Resentful, Upset, Nervous, Unhappy, confused, Frightened, or in any way not healthy, wealthy and happy, then School is in Session!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it's not "school" as you remember it. This is a book about learning, doing and enjoying that's actually fun. Really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the time we graduate form high school, most of us have spent more than 14,500 hours in the classroom. Along the way, we learned (and promptly forgot) several million little facts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But in all that time, did we learn--or even explore--the meaning of life? Did we learn how to love ourselves? Did we learn the importance of forgiving ourself and others? Did we learn about worthiness (and how to get it), the power of thoughts (and how to use them), or the value of mistakes? Did anyone teach us how to use guilt, resentment, pain and fear for our learning, upliftment and growth? &lt;span&gt;Did we learn our purpose in life?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;If not, it's not too late. You are holding the class you've been waiting for in your hands.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. An Underground Education:The Unauthorized and Outrageous Supplement to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Underground-Education-Unauthorized-Outrageous-Supplement/dp/0385483767/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251416802&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 207px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcvygYxQRI/AAAAAAAABro/eqhfu3qARiA/s320/UndergroundEducation.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374817225023766802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Everything You Thought You Knew About Art, Sex, Business, Crime, Science, Medicine, and Other Fields of Human (Richard Zacks)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Amazon.com Review&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Forget the history you were taught in school; Richard Zacks's version is crueler and funnier than anything you might have learned in seventh-grade civics--and much more of a gross-out, too. Described on the book jacket as an "autodidact extraordinaire," Zacks is also the author of History Laid Bare, making him something of an expert guide through history's back alleys and side streets. There's no fact too seamy or perverse for Zacks to drag out into the light of day, from matters scatological and sexual to some of history's most truly bizarre episodes. Curious about ancient nose-blowing etiquette? What about the sexual proclivities of Catherine the Great? Throughout chapters such as "The Evolution of Underwear" and "Dentistry Before Novocaine," Zacks proves a tireless debunker of popular myths as well as a muckraker par excellence. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Review&lt;/span&gt;s&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Astonishing facts!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bizarre photographs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fascinating &amp;amp; sometimes deeply weird true stories!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a small taste of the intellectual smorgasbord contained in this volume.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....that in the original story of Goldilocks the bears torture and kill their impolite visitor?&lt;br /&gt;...that Pope Leo XIII appeared in an advertisement for cocaine-laced wine in the 1880s?&lt;br /&gt;...that people didn't eat with forks until the 1700s?&lt;br /&gt;...that Sir Isaac Newton's famous humble-pie quote "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" was actually written to a dwarf scientist named Robert Hooke and clearly meant as an insult?&lt;br /&gt;...that Thomas Edison secretly helped develop the electric chair in a scheme to have the lethal machine named after his arch-rival, George Westinghouse?&lt;br /&gt;that the first pediatric guide written in the United States recommended that expectant mothers breastfeed puppies?&lt;br /&gt;...that for two centuries French scientists obsessively experimented on freshly decapitated heads in an effort to discover whether the bodiless brain still functioned?&lt;br /&gt;...that Cleopatra was ugly as sin?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;17. Everything You Know is Wrong:The Disinformation Guide to Secrets and Lies &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(Russ Kick)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Know-About-Wrong-Disinformation/dp/1932857591/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251416244&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 166px; height: 207px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcuU_Dym2I/AAAAAAAABqo/h_iQKrZkzK0/s320/EverythingYouKnowIsWrong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374815618349570914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;*in fact, all of these Disinformation Guides are Must-reads. They are a wealth of information not found through normal channels.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Library Journal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;From the people who brought us You Are Being Lied To, here is another engrossing and infuriating compilation of muckraking articles, expos s, and provocative claims. Some of the pieces in the book are very timely: an assertion that the government had advance warning of the September 11 terrorist attacks, reports of additional gunmen at Columbine High School, and additional details on Senator Bob Kerrey's actions in Vietnam. Most of the articles were written for this volume, though some appeared previously in reputable magazines and journals (e.g., the Village Voice, Toronto Globe &amp;amp; Mail, and Journal of Medical Ethics). Not all the pieces deal with political issues; readers will find a wide range of social ("Mad Cow Disease"), financial ("World Bank and the WTO"), and cultural topics. A few familiar names appear among the contributors (Howard Zinn, Paul Krassner), but most are investigative reporters not well known to the public. This contrarian collection will attract a diverse readership from conspiracy nuts to academics and is recommended for most public libraries. Thomas A. Karel, Franklin &amp;amp; Marshall Coll. Lib., Lancaster, PA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Reviews&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"Even if you just check it out from the library, you owe it to yourself to read it."&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; -- Movement (Jacksonville, FL), May 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's a great read." &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- Jane Magazine, August 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Much of it will shock your sensibilities. It's mindboggling stuff. But read it you should." &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;--&lt;/span&gt; Discourse &amp;amp; Disclosure, Summer 2002&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The kind of book you want to buy and give to everyone you know" &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- Rain Taxi Summer 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"These stories can be scary" &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- Seven Magazine, July 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This book could change the way you process information. This book could actually make you smarter." &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- Tacoma Reporter, July 25, 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"[A] fun and compelling read" -&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;- Enter Stage Right, June 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"[A]nother engrossing and infuriating compilation of muckraking articles, exposes, and provocative claims ... recommended for most public libraries." &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- Library Journal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"a bracing collection of contrarian articles covering a broad spectrum of subjects" &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- The Guardian, October 5, 2002&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"bold and brash and just a little bit frightening, irregardless of which side of the political center readers find themselves" &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- The Boox Review, July 10, 2002 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;18. Lessons in Survival (Laramie Dunaway)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Lessons-Survival-Laramie-Dunaway/dp/0446517003/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251417886&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 157px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcuWP28AiI/AAAAAAAABrA/OJPzwfErdFg/s320/LessonsinSurvival.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374815640038933026" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;*surprise! I really do love "her" writing. Thanks, Raymond.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;You might have to find a copy of this in bookstores and libraries--it' s a little hard to track down sometimes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;From Publishers Weekly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Dunaway's latest (after the beguiling Borrowed Lives ) is an overambitious and bluntly unromantic tale of a mixed-up child- and adulthood. Narrator Blue Erhart, a 32-year-old high school biology teacher, has a notorious past: her parents were hippie bank robbers who followed the Robin Hood ethic and were sent to prison after Blue bought an ice cream cone with a marked bill. Nineteen years later, their sentences are served, and Blue, who stopped visiting them when her mother turned down parole on principle, can no longer fathom the role of daughter. And with good reason. Her folks aren't just quirky, they're downright unpleasant. When Blue first catches up with them at a dingy apartment, her mother answers the door stark naked and cracks jokes about homophobia. Besides having to contend with such oddities, Blue also spends time dodging reporters, fending off an aspiring movie producer who wants the rights to her story and pursuing Thomas Q, the messianic subject of her dissertation. That a small-time filmmaker is curious about Blue seems credible, but it's a stretch to believe that paparazzi spend hours each day monitoring her apartment. Blue is too gruff to win over readers (making love with her ex-husband, biology-minded Blue imagines the dust mites that inhabit the carpet.) Readers are more punished than rewarded for perseverance as Dunaway's sitcom-ish material slips out of her grasp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Divorced high school biology teacher Blue Erhart leads a quiet, conventional life until her notorious bank-robbing parents are released from prison. Hounded by the press and TV-movie producers, she goes on the lam, much as she did in her youth with her fugitive Mom and Dad. Led largely by her libido, Blue leaps from Rush, a sometime Hollywood agent, to cult-leader Thomas Q, the subject of her master's thesis. Her quest for identity and renewed focus gets pretty frenetic, and her parents' continuing lust for robbing banks doesn't help. But, just in time, true love finds a way, and Blue and Rush live happily ever after. Not as clever and refreshing as Dunaway's first book, Borrowed Lives ( LJ 10/15/92), this is nonetheless very innovative, entertaining, and itself a prime candidate for a TV movie. Recommended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;19. The Illustrated Brief History of Time &amp;amp; The Universe in a Nutshell (Stephen Hawking)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Universe-Nutshell-Illustrated-Brief-History/dp/0553676431/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251408227&amp;amp;sr=1-2"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spc5qeE2hHI/AAAAAAAABsI/Q0F5qC4Y1jA/s320/BriefHistoryNutshellsetHawking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374828082080679026" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Universe in a Nutshell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Stephen Hawking's phenomenal, multimillion-copy bestseller, A Brief History of Time, introduced the ideas of this brilliant theoretical physicist to readers all over the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, in a major publishing event, Hawking returns with a lavishly illustrated sequel that unravels the mysteries of the major breakthroughs that have occurred in the years since the release of his acclaimed first book.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Universe in a Nutshell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;* Quantum mechanics * M-theory * General relativity * 11-dimensional supergravity * 10-dimensional membranes * Superstrings * P-branes * Black holes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the most influential thinkers of our time, Stephen Hawking is an intellectual icon, known not only for the adventurousness of his ideas but for the clarity and wit with which he expresses them. In this new book Hawking takes us to the cutting edge of theoretical physics, where truth is often stranger than fiction, to explain in laymen's terms the principles that control our universe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like many in the community of theoretical physicists, Professor Hawking is seeking to uncover the grail of science -- the elusive Theory of Everything that lies at the heart of the cosmos. In his accessible and often playful style, he guides us on his search to uncover the secrets of the universe -- from supergravity to supersymmetry, from quantum theory to M-theory, from holography to duality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes us to the wild frontiers of science, where superstring theory and p-branes may hold the final clue to the puzzle. And he lets us behind the scenes of one of his most exciting intellectual adventures as he seeks "to combine Einstein's General Theory of Relativity and Richard Feynman's idea of multiple histories into one complete unified theory that will describe everything that happens in the universe."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With characteristic exuberance, Professor Hawking invites us to be fellow travelers on this extraordinary voyage through space-time. Copious four-color illustrations help clarify this journey into a surreal wonderland where particles, sheets, and strings move in eleven dimensions; where black holes evaporate and disappear, taking their secret with them; and where the original cosmic seed from which our own universe sprang was a tiny nut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Universe in a Nutshell is essential reading for all of us who want to understand the universe in which we live. Like its companion volume, A Brief History of Time, it conveys the excitement felt within the scientific community as the secrets of the cosmos reveal themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Illustrated Brief History of Time&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In the years since its publication in 1988, Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time has established itself as a landmark volume in scientific writing. It has also become an international publishing phenomenon, translated into forty languages and selling over nine million copies. The book was on the cutting edge of what was then known about the nature of the universe, but since then there have been extraordinary advances in the technology of observing both the micro- and the macrocosmic world. These observations have confirmed many of Professor Hawking's theoretical predictions in the first edition of his book, including the recent discoveries of the Cosmic Background Explorer satellite (COBE), which probed back in time to within 300,000 years of the universe's beginning and revealed the wrinkles in the fabric of space-time that he had projected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eager to bring to his original text the new knowledge revealed by these many observations, as well as his most recent research, for this revised and expanded edition Hawking has prepared a new introduction to the book, revised and updated the original chapters throughout, and written an entirely new chapter on the fascinating subject of wormholes and time travel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In addition, to heighten understanding of complex concepts that readers may have found difficult to grasp despite the clarity and wit of Hawking's writing, this edition is magnificently enhanced throughout with more than 240 full-color illustrations, including satellite images, photographs made possible by spectacular new technological advances such as the Hubble telescope, and computer- generated images of three- and four-dimensional realities. Detailed captions clarify these illustrations, enabling readers to experience the vastness of intergalactic space, the nature of black holes, and the microcosmic world of particle physics in which matter and antimatter collide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A classic work that now brings to the reader the latest understanding of cosmology, The Illustrated A Brief History of Time is the story of the ongoing search for the tantalizing secrets at the heart of time and space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;20. Friday -Robert A. Heinlein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.amazon.com/Friday-Robert-Heinlein/dp/034530988X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1251417767&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 127px; height: 206px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spc5SeG4PTI/AAAAAAAABsA/EH8LsUJC4gs/s320/Friday.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374827669772320050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Review&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; "FRIDAY IS A SUPERBEING...Engineered from the finest genes, and trained to be a secret courier in a future world of chaotic ferocity and intrigue, she can think better and make love better than any of the normal people around her".&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-- The New York Times Book Review   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Product Description&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; Engineered from the finest genes, and trained to be a secret courier in a future world, Friday operates over a near-future Earth, where chaos reigns. Working at Boss's whimsical behest she travels from far north to deep south, finding quick, expeditious solutions as one calamity after another threatens to explode in her face....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;21. Atheist Universe (David Mills)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spch4srsTfI/AAAAAAAABpg/7pKa3pvoKAU/s320/AtheistUniverse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 135px; height: 208px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Spcs8oD_WOI/AAAAAAAABqA/vJm21uk-gyA/s320/AtheistUniverse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374814100347902178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;* I have to say, this was one of the most clear and helpful books to make the case for atheism. David is a master at explaining it. I am proud to have him as one of my friends &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=548827968&amp;amp;ref=profile#/profile.php?id=617392886&amp;amp;ref=sgm"&gt;on Facebook&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Review&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;   David’s work will be very useful for anyone combating harmful religious beliefs. Honest, frank, and right to the point! -- &lt;i&gt;Albert Ellis, Ph.D., father of modern psychotherapy, author of 'A Guide to Rational Living' and 54 other books&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With impeccable logic, intellectual bravery, and professional clarity Mills points the way past religion. -- &lt;i&gt;Dorion Sagan, science writer, son of Carl Sagan&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Product Description&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;   Clear, concise, and persuasive, &lt;i&gt;Atheist Universe&lt;/i&gt; details exactly why God is unnecessary to explain the universe and life's diversity, organization, and beauty. The author thoroughly rebuts every argument that claims to "prove" God's existence — arguments based on logic, common sense, philosophy, ethics, history and science. &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Atheist Universe&lt;/i&gt; avoids the esoteric language used by philosophers and presents its scientific evidence in simple lay terms, making it a richly entertaining and easy-to-read introduction to atheism. A comprehensive primer, it addresses all the historical and scientific questions, including: Is there proof that God does not exist? What evidence is there of Jesus' resurrection? Can creation science reconcile scripture with the latest scientific discoveries? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Atheist Universe&lt;/i&gt; also answers ethical issues such as: What is the meaning of life without God? It's a spellbinding inquiry that ultimately arrives at a controversial and well-documented conclusion. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-8849783025413180792?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/8849783025413180792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=8849783025413180792' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8849783025413180792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8849783025413180792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/08/must-reads-for-modern-fiction-non.html' title='Must-Reads for Modern Fiction &amp; Non-Fiction'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SpcsLeohT2I/AAAAAAAABpo/U_4BwjTLmSM/s72-c/OneDoorAwayFromHeaven.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7590162224052816685</id><published>2009-03-02T03:39:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T04:42:44.623-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='standup comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudzu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dane Cook'/><title type='text'>Dane Cook: Comedy God?</title><content type='html'>Some people are famous for no apparent reason. Paris Hilton comes to mind.&lt;br /&gt;But I'm not going to talk about her.&lt;br /&gt;It's been done.&lt;br /&gt;And overdone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Sau3S__-mNI/AAAAAAAABQs/6nHYB0R1mmg/s1600-h/danecook.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 130px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Sau3S__-mNI/AAAAAAAABQs/6nHYB0R1mmg/s320/danecook.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308538122831567058" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just want to know one thing.&lt;br /&gt;Why does everyone treat Dane Cook like he's a comedy god?&lt;br /&gt;I can name a whole list of other comics who are ten times funnier.&lt;br /&gt;To Wit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paula Poundstone&lt;br /&gt;Robin Williams&lt;br /&gt;Ellen Degeneres&lt;br /&gt;Eddie Izzard&lt;br /&gt;Kathleen Madigan&lt;br /&gt;George Carlin&lt;br /&gt;Stephen Wright&lt;br /&gt;Kathy Griffin&lt;br /&gt;David Cross&lt;br /&gt;Maria Bamford&lt;br /&gt;Ron White&lt;br /&gt;Bill Maher&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those are just off the top of my head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's so obvious, too, that Dane Cook buys into this comedy-god thing. He prances about the stage, ultra aware of himself, too confident, too cocky, while delivering banter that is no funnier than slipping on a banana peel. I get it that he's cute and all, but cute isn't synonymous with funny.  So how did he reach the status he enjoys?&lt;br /&gt;I have no idea.&lt;br /&gt;But I'd like to see those honors given to comics who are actually funny.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7590162224052816685?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7590162224052816685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7590162224052816685' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7590162224052816685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7590162224052816685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/03/dane-cook-comedy-god.html' title='Dane Cook: Comedy God?'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/Sau3S__-mNI/AAAAAAAABQs/6nHYB0R1mmg/s72-c/danecook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6779698929003988257</id><published>2009-02-25T13:10:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T13:54:29.357-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Already Dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron Eldard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>Movie Review: Already Dead</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Whenever I watch a movie on FEARnet, I expect it to be a gory, slasher kind of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;thing. Most people who know me, know that I don't like slasher movies...what I would call gratuitous violence. This is exemplified with all the popular fare that includes some teenager wandering into the dark room, and having their head cut off with piano wire, or a scantily clad blond receiving a railroad spike in her forehead. This, for me, goes over a line. But in the interest of entertainment, suspense, or the elucidation of human nature, i do enjoy watching ho&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;w writers render the reactions of human beings in challenging and frightening situations. That strikes to the core of who we are as evolved animals....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a writer, I am familiar with the machinations of story-creation, and I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;understand what human nature responds to, even if sometimes it reveals an underdeveloped or afflicted psyche. I am not interested in feeding that group of readers. So when I do watch a movie with graphic scenes, I at least want it to be integral to the plot, and of course, that suggests that there IS a plot. My leanings in this direction are more in the genre of thriller and suspense, then...&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Recommendation without giving it away:&lt;/span&gt; it's worth seeing. Tense, well-done, with an intriguing human element that gives it real bite.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;Review-- SPOILER Alert.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWbNgCG_gI/AAAAAAAABOU/ausdWBdB330/s1600-h/already-dead-movie.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 282px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWbNgCG_gI/AAAAAAAABOU/ausdWBdB330/s320/already-dead-movie.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306818392165383682" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Having said that, I was pleasantly surprised by &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Already Dead&lt;/span&gt;, starring R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;on Eldard. He's one of those actors you recognize but can't place and know little about.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; He is perhaps best known for his roles in Black Hawk Down and ER. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; In this film, he plays a father and husband, Thomas Archer; a successful architect with an idyllic life filled by a loving wife and an adored son. Archer has suffered through a vicious home invasion, and the story begins by integrating present-time with flashbacks to build the story. At the beginning, we see him traveling via subway with a bag full of money, and periodically taking instructions from a cell phone about where to go to drop the cash. The clever part of this script, here, is that we assume he is paying off kidnappers. What we discover, however, is that he is paying for the ability to exact revenge on the man who killed his son in that home invasion. I was even more interested at this point, because it was setting up to be a movie about vengeance, in the vigilante category. I've always been fascinated by this area of the human psyche. I even wrote a s&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;creenplay about it years ago, and have recently been finishing up the novella version of it, both entitled &lt;a href="http://jaebaeli.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Another Justice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. In &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Already Dead&lt;/span&gt;, then, the reference is at first to Archer's son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Through more flashbacks, we learn that the detective on the case notified Archer that he was being reassigned and the case was going to be dropped, but suggested he see a therapist the department used frequently for officers who had been through traumatic events. Since Archer can find no peace on his own, he goes to see the counselor. After several months of treatment, Archer feels no better and finally, the psychologist, played by Christopher Plummer, informs him of a secret group of men in various positions of law enforcement, who take matters into their own hands, rather than let criminals skirt the system. In this scenario, they offer up his son's murderer for the hefty fee of $500k, so that this grieving father can exact revenge. I would immediately be suspicious of an organization that claimed to be about seeking justice and then charged the cost of a home in an upperclass neighborhood to offer this option to someone who is devastated by grief. But maybe that's a clue to the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWbMWISPOI/AAAAAAAABOM/x2L2u8DVNcg/s1600-h/already-dead-movie2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 136px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWbMWISPOI/AAAAAAAABOM/x2L2u8DVNcg/s320/already-dead-movie2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306818372327062754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;nature of these men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After we are made aware that his son was not kidnapped, but killed, and that Archer has accepted the option to exact revenge, we know that the money is to pay for the privilege of doing that. Archer winds up in a room located in an abandoned warehouse-type building. The killer is strapped to a chair with a hood over his head.  On a long table in the room is every manner of torture device, to include many power tools. Through the cell phone, he is reassured that the best technology was used, including DNA evidence, to conclude that this is indeed the man who killed his son. There are cameras throughout the building and in that room, where the organization can watch him and monitor the situation.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Archer pulls the killer's hood off and confronts him, eye-to-eye showing him a photo of his son, and asking him if he recognizes the boy. The guy in the chair denies any recognition. Eventually, Archer's grief and anger erupts, and he begins to inflict pain, first with a bat, and then eventually by nailing one of the killer's hands to the chair arm. This is where things get interesting. When he is about to crucify the other hand, he turns it palm up to drive the nail, and sees the guy's arm. He flashes back on the home-invasion, and recalls a tattoo on the invader's left forearm. Archer sees now that this guy he has just abused and nailed to a chair, does not have that tattoo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let the hand-wringing begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He points to the cell phone so that the guys behind the camera can see him, and they call. He tells them they have the wrong man, that he doesn't have a tattoo. They try to reassure him there is no mistake and that his mind is playing tricks, but he is certain he saw the tattoo that night. Frantic, he asks to speak to the psychologist who hooked him up with this organization, and so the therapist is on the phone, trying to talk him out of changing his mind. He warns that the agreement was made, and the organization cannot allow it to stop, it's gone too far. The job has to be finished. Archer says they can keep the money, but the man must be allowed to leave with him, safely. The doctor intimates that if he doesn't go through with it, his life is in danger. Ultimately, ethics win out over his need for revenge, and Archer refuses to continue.  He destroys the camera.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man in the chair asks for the nail to be removed, and Archer complies, and the removal is every bit as painful to watch as the insertion was.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;He answers the ringing cell phone &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;and insists the doctor come to the room immediately. &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The doctor arrives, still trying to convince him to finish the job, and says that even if this is not the man who did it, this man is a criminal and deserves to be punished just as much as the man who killed his son. The man in the chair says he never killed children or beat women. Archer, of course, only signed on because he wanted to punish the man who took his son from him. He's not okay with being executioner for anyone else. He releases the man, who then hobbles over to a section of wall, knocking on it, suggesting there is a way to escape if they break through the wall. Archer gets the sledge hammer and starts whacking the wall. The doctor says that the men from the clandestine vigilante organization will arrive shortly, and they will not allow Archer or the man to get out alive.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, Archer and the chair-man start their escape, hearing shots on the room behind them which they are sure is the organization killing the doctor. The next big chunk of the movie, is the two men trying to escape from the pursuing organization of masked men who needs them dead. Although Archer knows this man didn't kill his son, he also knows he's a criminal who probably killed SOMEbody...maybe lots of somebodys. Yet, they are forced to be allies to save their own lives. They do finally make it out, discovering one of the masked men to be the doctor himself. Archer cannot kill him, though he tries to pull the trigger. He says, "I can't kill you. You're already dead." The Chairman (hehe) does the honors, since it's obvious that the only way they will both continue to survive is if all the members of that small organization are dead.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;fait accompli &lt;/span&gt;comes in a tag scene where the Chairman opens the trunk of a car, and we see a bound man there, and the tattoo on his arm. This is the man who killed Archer's son. We watch as the Chairman fills him with a few bullets, and closes the trunk.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, quite an engaging movie, and a peek into still another dark corner of the human psyche as well as the often nebulous region of right and wrong.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6779698929003988257?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6779698929003988257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6779698929003988257' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6779698929003988257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6779698929003988257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/02/movie-review-already-dead.html' title='Movie Review: Already Dead'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWbNgCG_gI/AAAAAAAABOU/ausdWBdB330/s72-c/already-dead-movie.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3299480910464758237</id><published>2009-02-25T11:52:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T05:59:22.993-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ecigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WHO'/><title type='text'>Who are you, WHO WHO</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" &gt;Mirror-posted from my forum,  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-family: arial;" href="http://vaporist.forumotion.net/"&gt;Vaporist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, and my blog, &lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/"&gt;Synaptic Circus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;[new comments in red]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: normal;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;span style="color:darkred;"&gt;Submitted to&lt;a href="http://www.who.int/suggestions/feedback/en/index.html"&gt; World Health Organization&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.who.int/suggestions/feedback/en/index.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must protest about the comments made by Douglas Bettcher in&lt;a href="http://www.voanews.com/english/archive/2008-09/2008-09-19-voa51.cfm?CFID=113703769&amp;amp;CFTOKEN=72111834&amp;amp;jsessionid=de30d4d365e12ab207e313627a4477e13352"&gt; an article here&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In it, Bettcher is attributed to the statement that, "The World Health Organization says there is absolutely no scientific evidence that the electronic cigarette is a legitimate nicotine replacement therapy that can help people quit smoking real cigarettes." I know of at least &lt;a href="http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:YeLRcTVMvvEJ:www.healthnz.co.nz/2ndSafetyReport_9Apr08.pdf"&gt;ONE study&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWAOuZB8BI/AAAAAAAABN0/lLFsYe4rdCU/s1600-h/esmokeytreats4_sm.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 218px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWAOuZB8BI/AAAAAAAABN0/lLFsYe4rdCU/s320/esmokeytreats4_sm.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306788726385537042" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;My response would be STUDY ME. This is what I KNOW: I was a tobacco cigarette smoker for 25 years and I tried every other way available to quit, and was unsu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;ccessful. I started using an eCig, and immediately stopped smoking, with NO DISCOMFORT, no JITTERS, no need or desire to buy another cigarette. IT WAS THE EASIEST HEALTH TRANSITION I'VE EVER MADE, AND MOST ASSUREDLY A RESOUNDING SUCCESS. The same is true for my best friend, and many others I know of through eCig forums online (to include a new one, I started myself to help spread the word).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to this, your statements as an organization, and Bettcher's statements as your representative are erroneous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The article also states that "also in certain jurisdictions where it is being used as well, it seems to be used to evade the smoking bans in public places and work places." Where are you getting this stance? Is it from WHO??? What's wrong with evading smoking bans by doing something that IS NOT HARMFUL TO ANYONE? isn't that the point?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also in the article: "The electronic cigarette is not cheap. Bettcher says the whole apparatus in Bulgaria&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; costs $100 and the recha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;rgeable nicotine pack costs about $14. He says the product is sold around the world mainly through the Internet. This way he says, manufacturers can evade country regulations and taxes." Bettcher and WHO need to get with the program. Cheap is relative and subjective in this case. I spent $125 per month on cigarettes. I bought my first starter kit for around $107, and after that, it costs me around $40 a month to maintain.&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;You can buy pre-prepared juice for around $8, which will last about a month; or you can buy 5 cartridges for around $5, or you can buy blank cartridges and fill them with smoke juice. That's CHEAPER than cigarettes, and it eliminated the 300-500 toxins found in tar....&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, Americans get eCigs from other countries because America has not yet realized the overwhelming potential electronic cigarettes not only as an economic boon, but as a way to eliminate one of our most pervasive and damaging health issues. I would think that WHO would be more excited about that, than degrading the technology of electronic cigarettes. Do you have some sort of investment in tobacco companies or stock in cessation-products? I can think of no other reason why you would be spreading such misinformation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I implore you to please get the facts before you start discouraging new technologies that might help save the lives of millions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kelli Jae Ba&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;eli&lt;br /&gt;Author, Webmaster, eCig Enthusiast&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;[ADDENDUM:&lt;br /&gt;1. Bulgaria? Most I know, including me get them from manufacturers in CHINA--the patent is held by a Chinese citizen.&lt;br /&gt;2.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt; now, i mostly use a mini-ecig, which you can buy a kit for at around $40 to $80, and I use ejuice for refills, so now, my costs are even less than when i first wrote this.&lt;br /&gt;3.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;...and furthermore, it's not so much that they are evading paying any taxes or adhering to regulations, it's that the US is LATENT in the embracing this technology, and the socio-political machine, to include the FDA and the FTC, is once again stan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;ding in the way of things that would help Americans be healthier. So if these companies have to skirt things in some way, I say LET THEM SKIRT. The result is in saving lives and lowering the cost of health care]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Also note, that the WHO has stated in their &lt;a href="http://www.who.int/tobacco/en/atlas11.pdf"&gt;report&lt;/a&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table  align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="90%" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span class="genmed"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Quote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="quote"&gt;"Cigarettes kill half of all lifetime users. Half die in middle age – between 35 and 69 years old. No other consumer product is as dangerous, or kills as many people. Tobacco kills more than AIDS, legal drugs, illegal drugs, road accidents, murder, and suicide combined. Tobacco already kills more men in developing countries than in industrialised countries, and it is likely that deaths among women will soon be the same. While 0.1 billion people died from tobacco use in the 20th century, ten times as many will die in the 21st century. Maternal smoking during pregnancy is responsible for many foetal deaths and is also a major cause of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Passive smoking in the home, workplace, or in public places also kills, although in lower numbers. However, those killed do not die from their own habit, but from someone else’s. Children are at particular risk from adults smoking, and even smoking by other adults around a pregnant woman has a harmful effect on a foetus."&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWGEAe6fUI/AAAAAAAABN8/Q0JDAzzUQQk/s1600-h/901b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 89px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWGEAe6fUI/AAAAAAAABN8/Q0JDAzzUQQk/s320/901b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306795139333258562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;And so I wonder why they seem to be so against electronic cigarettes, which eliminate all these issues? Does this make sense to anyone besides the World Health Organization?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="postbody"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;Here we go again. Another site quotes comments by the World Health Organizations, and I, once again, posted a comment about it. &lt;a href="http://www.brockpress.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticleComments&amp;amp;ustory_id=b23a525f-b967-4d8f-bbc8-80c85d0ad87e"&gt;Here's my comment:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vaporist.forumotion.net/" class="postlink"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jae Baeli&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;posted 2/25/09 @ 3:52 AM EST*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It comes as no surprise to me that there are naysayers out there--what is surprising is that an organization like WHO, with the term "HEALTH" in their name, would seem so determined to spread misinformation about a product that could save the lives of thousands, maybe millions of smokers in this country. I tried to quit for 25 years, and was never successful until I began to use the electronic cigarette. The same is true for my best friend and every other eCig user I have talked to, seen posts on forums from, or heard about elsewhere. It's time the Powers That Be got with the program and started moving us into the modern era--an era free of tobacco products that kill millions. To be anything less than supportive of this new technology is to be an accessory to murder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jae Baeli&lt;br /&gt;Former tobacco smoker and now eCig Enthusiast.&lt;br /&gt;http://vaporist.forumotion.net/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" class="postbody" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;ADDENDUM: I am trying to find a source/manufacturer that I can afford to buy from, so that I can sell eCig kits locally. As soon as I do, I'm all over it. I could have already sold about 40 of them here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3299480910464758237?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3299480910464758237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3299480910464758237' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3299480910464758237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3299480910464758237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/02/who-are-you-who-who.html' title='Who are you, WHO WHO'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SaWAOuZB8BI/AAAAAAAABN0/lLFsYe4rdCU/s72-c/esmokeytreats4_sm.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5162984809052915816</id><published>2009-02-19T15:38:00.012-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T23:20:18.305-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Descent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror'/><title type='text'>Movie Review: The Descent</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3XSEbSz9I/AAAAAAAABKk/tZUQjmAkGxA/s1600-h/Descentposter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3XSEbSz9I/AAAAAAAABKk/tZUQjmAkGxA/s320/Descentposter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304632641538150354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The basic premise is that a group of women go spelunking, and find themselves in grave danger &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;(or, in danger of a grave) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;from a cave-in, followed by the presence of mysterious subterranean creatures who seek to make a meal of them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This was not what I would deem a "b" movie, though it might appear to be so at first glance. It is within the horror genre, but leaning heavily toward thriller/suspense, as any gore or violence is not merely gratuitous but integral to the plot.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;There are spoilers in this review, so if you don't want to know these details, stop reading, watch the movie and return here to see if you agree with my assessment, or offer your own. (Comments welcome).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I won't belabor this review with details of actress names or character names, and just cut to the chase, except when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3XbR_Z9SI/AAAAAAAABKs/fBlK1Dtg0b4/s1600-h/descent.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3XbR_Z9SI/AAAAAAAABKs/fBlK1Dtg0b4/s320/descent.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304632799798097186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;eeded for clarity. There was some initial character development with the women, and past tragedies which figured into part of the plot, so I was please d to see this aspect. The British actresses were all good, and few things are hotter than a tough, beautiful woman with an accent. I'm &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;sure that was for the benefit of straight males and lesbians. I must offer my thanks, since I am a member of one of those groups.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With proper foreshadowing that caves are pitch black and can play tricks on the mind, the Juno character admonishes the others to remember that they might see things that aren't there, become disoriented, or have other adverse reactions.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Once the women have hiked to the cave, and descended into the abyss of it to explore, they traverse  various tunnels and crawlspaces until there is a sudden cave-in which blocks their escape the way they came in. At this point, it comes to light that the leader of the women (Juno) had taken them to a cave other than the one they thought they were in. There was no map to refer to for an alternate exit, as the cave had not been explored and she wanted them all to be the first to do so, and have the honor of conquering it and naming it. Thus, they are in a pickle, and Juno is not quite their favorite person anymore. They resolve to move ahead and seek a route out of the cave, as they cannot remain where they are without suffocating or risking another cave-in.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8Ky0OWI/AAAAAAAABLM/rxxx4HDPaCY/s1600-h/the-descent-lie-still-small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8Ky0OWI/AAAAAAAABLM/rxxx4HDPaCY/s320/the-descent-lie-still-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304633364801927522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Let me just insert a sidebar here, too:&lt;/span&gt; I was already chewing my nails up to this point because I had to watch these women wriggle through these tiny tunnels the size of a paper towel tube--okay, not that small, but suffice to say, this inspired great phobic shivers in me. This is the last thing in the world I would do "for fun." I'd sooner perform an appendectomy on myself with a spoon.  One of the women got stuck, and panicked just before the cave-in, and that would have been my reaction. Panic. First, I would not have crawled in that tunnel if I had the leas t propensity to panic in confined spaces. Which I do. So I wouldn't do it to begin with. I would not have rappelled into the cave either. I would not have gone on the trip at all. But if for some mistaken reason I did go on that expedition, I would have taken one &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;look at those tiny tunnels and said. "I'll be up-top at the campsite, sucking on my electronic cigarette. See you later." Then I would have climbed my frantic ass back up to open air. So anyway, it did make me wonder why the writer had that character there in the first place.  I guess for extra tension, so she could freak out. IF that character were me, it would not be for extra tension, it would have been for comic relief. I've been laughed at frequently for my responses to uncomfortable situations.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Anyway. I was already freaked out and expecting the tension to increase, because I hadn't yet seen any monsters and I knew they were just around a rocky corner. This was accurate. Juno warned the others to be mindful (mine-full?) that their batteries were going to run out in the flashlights at some point, and they needed to make haste to find an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;exit from the cave. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Sidebar:&lt;/span&gt; if I were going spelunking, I would not rely on the batteries of a flashlight. I would have invented an illumination device that ran on human fear. That visibility would have been celestial. Like a Hollywood Searchlight, or a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3Xg8afBCI/AAAAAAAABK0/xxW5AILP27s/s1600-h/crawler.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3Xg8afBCI/AAAAAAAABK0/xxW5AILP27s/s320/crawler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304632897085309986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Supernova. Barring that, I would have brought several of those crank-up flashlights that don't rely on batteries, but on manual turning of a handle. I would have just walked through those caverns, cranking like an organ grinder's monkey. (Wikipedia defined this partly by saying "The grinder would crank his organ in a public place..." I'm not sure I should align myself with something like that, but I was just trying to make a point.).&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Back to The Descent:&lt;/span&gt; Shortly, one of the women was squinting into the darkness with her paltry flashlight, sure she was seeing a strange man lurking there. Any man who would be down there would naturally be strange. Her friends, of course, told her that her mind was &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;playing tricks on her. I'm sure I'm not the only viewer who knew better, and yelled at the TV "She is NOT imagining the man in the dark! And it isn't a man!" The woman who saw the creature said that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;maybe he could help them get out. Yeah. In the stomachs of subterranean monkey-men (there's that monkey reference again..although these creatures were pale, I wouldn't label them White-Headed Capuchins.).&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sidebar:&lt;/span&gt; I think I just might have been more frightened by the idea of me being trapped in one of those paper-towel-tube tunnels, than by the subterranean humanoids...at least I could have some control over fighting them. And &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;just like the flashlight issue, I would not be reduced to only pick axes. I would have brought an M-16, some tasers, blasting caps, and a machete. Throwing battery acid on them wouldn't have worked, because the fuckers were already blind, having adapted to living underground through some corrupted &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;evolutionary process. (Perhaps the first humans to explore the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;cave evolved into these creatures...mmm...sequel).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Anyway, if you're stuck in a tunnel, you're stuck. And if there's a cave-in, you're stuck and squished. But if you have &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8PYAK8I/AAAAAAAABLE/Zk4E9bknR6U/s1600-h/descent-still.preview.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8PYAK8I/AAAAAAAABLE/Zk4E9bknR6U/s320/descent-still.preview.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304633366031641538" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;weapons and can move, there's a much better chance of survival. I'd rather go out in hand-to-hand combat, than being crushed in between a rock and a hard place.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;One problem I had with the movie, like so many of its kind, is that it seems to be filmed too dark. My friend told me she saw all the details I missed. But she has a plasma TV. I reminded her that not everyone has a fancy-schma&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;ncy plasma TV, and they ought to make films for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;people like me, who can't throw their money around....Most of what I saw in this movie was figures with flashlights moving in the dark, screaming, and echo-location clicking, heavy breathing and grunting, slurping&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, and gnawing sounds. I might have to watch the movie again after I adjust the contrast on my television.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;My first thought, after the movie ended, was that I would love to see a sequel about what happened after the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8Mk5_YI/AAAAAAAABK8/0JksZ7YJ-Uw/s1600-h/descent1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 121px; height: 93px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3X8Mk5_YI/AAAAAAAABK8/0JksZ7YJ-Uw/s320/descent1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304633365280456066" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;horror of what happened is shared with proper authorities and a special investigations team returns to that cave to gather information. All kinds of possibilities there.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;So, Overall, I would rate this film highly, if you enjoy movies that keep you mercilessly &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;pinned down until it's over, while periodically shivering and choking on your soda and spewing popcorn.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5162984809052915816?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5162984809052915816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5162984809052915816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5162984809052915816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5162984809052915816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/02/movie-review-descent.html' title='Movie Review: The Descent'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SZ3XSEbSz9I/AAAAAAAABKk/tZUQjmAkGxA/s72-c/Descentposter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-2369602941472247340</id><published>2009-01-28T17:49:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-28T18:38:33.024-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vonage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudzu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cell phone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='digital'/><title type='text'>KUDZU: Vonage</title><content type='html'>While they may have a catchy song in their commercials, and the commercials might be amusing, this in no way reflects the quality of their product.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ordered Vonage and when I began to use it, it dropped calls and went out frequently. This was in no way a dependable line, especially if you are trying to use it for something important, like talking to a client. One could lose clients, and even a JOB if these clients pay to speak to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I emailed Vonage to cancel and received no response. Emailed again, no response. And a third time, no response. SO after five days of being ignored, I called and cancelled on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now here's the rub: You get an Return Authorization number for the outside of the package to return their equipment, but they charge you 30-some odd dollars until they receive the equipment. Then they return that amount and what you paid to start your service--somewhere around $80. But they do expect YOU to pay to ship the package back.  I think that's not the way to give good customer service. Not that it matters to them, since returning equipment means you are not oging to be a customer, and so they dont' have to care.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I have to go to the post office and pay to send back their equipment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buyer Beware: the teechnology is not such that you will have a dependable phone line with any VOIP product--those that use broadband connections for phone service. If your cable goes out, your phone goes out. I had dealt with this before when i tried Cox Cable's Digital phone servvice. I DID LOSE a phone job from that case. And they were horrible at figuring out the technical aspects. Maybe another blog--but sufficeto say, Cox is NOT your friend in the digital age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A good, old fashioned land-line is still the best way to go. And it's my next action.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-2369602941472247340?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/2369602941472247340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=2369602941472247340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2369602941472247340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2369602941472247340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2009/01/vonage.html' title='KUDZU: Vonage'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-52832496942951209</id><published>2008-12-27T18:58:00.010-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-28T01:25:29.476-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='electronic cigarette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smoking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cessation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quitting smoking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NJOY'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smokeless ciagarette'/><title type='text'>KUDOS!!!! NJOY Alternative Smoking Device</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I am happy to report that my newest purchase regarding my health has proved an effective and outstanding solution.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I speak of the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.njoythefreedom.com/"&gt;NJoy Alternative Smoking device&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;. This was my Xmas gift to myself. I knew that one of my biggest obstacles with quitting was my oral fixation. Yes, I'm orally fixated. My pleasure-center is my mouth. I like to talk, smoke, laugh, sing, drink coffee, have a beverage all the time, wear flavored lip balms,  kiss, (and other intimate things)...to name a few examples. What i missed more than anything else whenever I tried to quit smoking in the past, was the actual ACT of smoking. There was no substitute for that behavior.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;In the early 90's I recognized this fact and used it for a speech class wherein we had to develop a product and give a presentation.  Unfortunately, I had some deadbeat (younger) classmates on my team. I had to do most of the work. I came up with the product (LifeLight, Vitamist) and presented it. It was an alternative smoking device that produced MIST or VAPOR rather than smoke, and worked electronically, providing the same pleasurable sensation, but also added healthy ingredients and flavors. I even had vitamins and herbal supplements in mine.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;But alas, I did not have the capital to patent or develop and market it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Well, NJoy has a product like this, though they don't yet offer vitamins. They do have flavors (Apple, Vanilla. They also come in menthol and non-menthol). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbZ0Y1cSII/AAAAAAAABKE/MFQHuYti4C0/s1600-h/myNjoy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 196px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbZ0Y1cSII/AAAAAAAABKE/MFQHuYti4C0/s320/myNjoy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284650706808883330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;It consists of a cartridge with a smoking tip (like a Tiparillo) and a rechargeable tube. The NCIG Burgundy Starter kit cost $74.99 and then I paid $19.99 for the extra cartridges. So for a little over $100, I was on my way to being a non-smoker. The kit comes with two rechargeable tube/batteries and the charger, plus the sample cartridges, but I ordered the extra box of 5 cartridges. They come in menthol and non-menthol, with or without nicotine, and in different strengths. So you can start with the nicotine, while avoiding the 300 toxins that are in most cigarettes, and then wean yourself off the nicotine by going lower and then to the nicotine-free cartridges. Or not. You'll still be doing yourself a HUGE health favor, by getting rid of the smoke and toxins.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Another perk? Cost. According to the literature, the cartridges are supposed to be equivalent to one pack or perhaps one and a half. I was delighted to discover that they last twice as long, or more, for me. I think they might even last 3 or 4 days. I'll keep track of that. So, that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" &gt;$125 per month&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; I was paying for a pack a day habit--now will drop to about $40, maybe less. And I will always have the option of ceasing use of the NJoy. But I probably won't for reasons mentioned before regarding my fixation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I've been using my NJoy for 5 days now, and NEVER WANTED TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE.  I have three packs sitting on the corner of my desk and never once felt the need to open one of them. It has been amazingly successful. It has been the easiest QUIT ever. And I feel very strongly that it will remain easy, and I won't ever want to go back. No more smelly clothes or smoky house; no more ashtrays, no more cigarette burns, no more being banished outdoors to smoke, no more rejection from non-smokers, whether as friends or potential dates, no more health risk, no more huge expense, no more FEAR of cancer from smoking, no more tight chest and coughing, and no more continual underlying anxiety that goes along with doing something you know is flirting with your own early-mortality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;My best friend also ordered a kit and she is having the same wonderful results. Both of us have tried for years to quit and could barely get past the first few days. I have a feeling this is different. For one thing, I DON'T SEEM TO CARE about having a cigarette anymore.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Another good thing--we can smoke our NJoys ANYWHERE. Since it's vapor, and not smoke, there are no restrictions. We might have to pull out the explanation card provided by the company to explain to those who would banish us for smoking, but it's obvious there are no laws of rules that prohibit us from creating vapor. And I still get to enjoy my oral fixation. And I love sitting in a coffeehouse or restaurant and "smoking" while chatting over coffee. Now I can still do that. And it harms no one, not even me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;As I did years ago with my own version of this idea, I still believe it can revolutionize the health care industry as there can be fewer and fewer smokers, and thus, fewer deaths, and costs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I checked into being an Independent sales Rep for them, but they require you to spend about $500 in getting stock, first, and I'm not willing to do that, since I'm trying to save money all the way around--for my relocation to Colorado. I wrote to them to tell them my thoughts about that. Maybe that will change. Because I do know that I will tell everyone who smokes and who asks, that they can be happy non-smokers without all the fuss.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;KUDOS!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-52832496942951209?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/52832496942951209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=52832496942951209' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/52832496942951209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/52832496942951209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/12/kudos-njoy-alternative-smoking-device.html' title='KUDOS!!!! NJOY Alternative Smoking Device'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbZ0Y1cSII/AAAAAAAABKE/MFQHuYti4C0/s72-c/myNjoy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-946367941398386616</id><published>2008-12-27T18:30:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-27T18:57:51.156-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CreateSpace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problems'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e-books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='limitations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Amazon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kindle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DTP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authors'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publishing'/><title type='text'>Kindle has a fatal flaw</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbOBWRz7VI/AAAAAAAABJ8/sclcUmCekDY/s1600-h/kindle.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 122px; height: 129px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbOBWRz7VI/AAAAAAAABJ8/sclcUmCekDY/s200/kindle.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284637735321333074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Every so often there comes along an innovative and potentially society-changing idea. I will address one in this post, and another in the next....the interesting part about both these ideas is that I had them years ago, but, like most people, didn't have the capital to patent them or fund the development.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first, is the Kindle e-book reader, and the Digital Text Platform offered by Amazon. I knew that the big reason e-books would not succeed was that people needed to feel that could be almost anywhere and read a book, and reading books on a computer monitor was just too cumbersome and limiting. I knew we needed something the size of a hardcover or paperback book, which we could see a page at a time, as if we were reading it in a physical, paper book. Enter the Kindle device. It aspires to provide this solution, but I fear its rise to universal usage is limited by its most prohibitive obstacle. Namely, the DTP format is not capable of handling the task.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the Kindle Blog, this post espoused the glory of Kindle:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="meta"&gt;       &lt;h1 class="title entry-title"&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="meta"&gt;&lt;h1 class="title entry-title"&gt;Amazon’s Digital Text Platform: Why You Should Sign-up NOW!&lt;/h1&gt;              &lt;p class="metadata"&gt;&lt;span class="date updated"&gt;December 25, 2007&lt;/span&gt; in &lt;span class="categories"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogkindle.com/category/kindle-device/" title="View all posts in Kindle Device" rel="category tag"&gt;Kindle Device&lt;/a&gt;,  &lt;a href="http://www.blogkindle.com/category/kindle-tips-tricks/" title="View all posts in Kindle Tips &amp;amp; Tricks" rel="category tag"&gt;Kindle Tips &amp;amp; Tricks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; | &lt;a class="comments-link" href="http://www.blogkindle.com/2007/12/amazons-digital-text-platform-why-you-should-sign-up-now/#comments"&gt;3 comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;            &lt;/div&gt;                   &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogkindle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/amazon-logo.jpg" alt="amazon logo" class="imageframe" width="200" align="right" height="58" /&gt;Amazon’s &lt;a href="http://dtp.amazon.com/mn/signin" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/dtp.amazon.com');"&gt;Digital Text Platform&lt;/a&gt; (DTP) allows you, yes YOU!, to publish anything you want and put it up for sale in the Kindle Store. How cool is that?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Do you have an old novel that you wrote in college? or are you trying to find a publisher for your next best seller? Then Amazon’s Digital Text Platform is for you. So what is Digital Text Platform I hear you ask;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Digital Text Platform is a fast and easy self-publishing tool that lets you upload and format your books for sale in the Kindle Store.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;You can read the &lt;a href="http://forums.digitaltextplatform.com/dtpforums/index.jspa" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/forums.digitaltextplatform.com');"&gt;FAQ&lt;/a&gt; which will guide you through setting up an account, formatting your document and how to uploading your content to the Kindle store. There is also a very &lt;a href="http://forums.digitaltextplatform.com/dtpforums/forumindex.jspa" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/forums.digitaltextplatform.com');"&gt;active user forum&lt;/a&gt; for Kindle publishers to discuss the platform.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Now I think this is a very smart move by Amazon to offer this service even though we know there are a limited number of Kindles out there. Amazon is keeping tight lipped about the number of devices it has sold.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As more people get the Kindle in 2008, I think we are going to see an increase in the number of people, and companies, who decide to publish content through DTP. I don’t think its going to be just authors who use this service, its only a matter of time before blogs and print media truly jump onto the Kindle bandwagon and offer Kindle exclusive content, which I think is what Amazon wants them to do instead of just re-publishing their content in Kindle format. Think about it, soon we will be begin to see Kindle exclusive newsletters , novels, blogs entries and newspaper articles. DTP for me is what Kindle is all about, its going to give the power back to the writers. No longer is the publishing house going to decide whether you’re good enough to get published.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;What do you think?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I posted the comment below:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This is all very well and good, but there is little information for the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;authors&lt;/span&gt; themselves, aside from a forum on the DTP site wherein authors like me post about all the issues, but don't seem to get a solution...oddly, there is no customer service to speak of--no one who seems knowledgeable about solutions to the many issues DTP presents to the AUTHOR. CreateSpace, (Amazon's POD publishing arm) on the contrary, has outstanding customer service, efficient and competent reps and their finished product is professional and high-quality. Why can't the Kindle/DTP folks follow their example?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;There are inherent and prohibitive problems with the DTP format. I am the author of 13 books with more on the way--I still have my Kindle/DTP account on a holding pattern, because I am not satisfied with the way the conversion MASTICATES the manuscript. Novels and books aren't just text files. They have a format, typographical elements, and often, images as well. These DO NOT translate well to DTP. In the case of one of my non-fiction books, if the images don't land where they are supposed to, or if they are not included, the text then makes no sense. I'm simply not okay with the fact that an image lands in the middle of a sentence and looks like it was taken with a toy pinhole camera made from a shoebox. &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The standard for publishing is the .pdf file. It keeps the layout, formatting and typography as-is, and prevents alteration of the text when used in e-book form. This is the obvious format for DTP/Kindle/e-books of all kinds. Perhaps the Kindle was premature. Ever heard of getting the cart before the horse? To the Kindle-Developers, et al:  First, make sure the horse can maneuver the cart properly, before hooking them up together. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Until then, I suppose we authors will have to offer .pdf versions of our books on our websites, but without the benefit of the traffic Amazon has.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-946367941398386616?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/946367941398386616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=946367941398386616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/946367941398386616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/946367941398386616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/12/kindle-has-fatal-flaw.html' title='Kindle has a fatal flaw'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SVbOBWRz7VI/AAAAAAAABJ8/sclcUmCekDY/s72-c/kindle.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6182390391992067857</id><published>2008-11-24T17:09:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-24T17:56:10.683-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phishing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gobbeldygook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='euphemism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e-mail'/><title type='text'>The Merging Unit of Email Accounts Operating Board</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Never ceases to amaze me. I don't know if it's that a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;spammer&lt;/span&gt;/&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;phisher&lt;/span&gt; will try even the most absurd and lame tactics to achieve their purpose, or that there really might be a substantial number of people out there who would fall for it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Phish&lt;/span&gt;-Spam dropped into my box recently....&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{with my comments}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; Dear Account User,&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{thank goodness they remained professionally formal and didn't use my actual name}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;VERIFY AND CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT TO AVOID CLOSURE ! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This Email is issued by Customer Care Service of the merging unit of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;email accounts operating board. We have sent this email to you for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;safety.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;ooooo&lt;/span&gt;....sounds so important. Not just "email accounts" but "the merging unit of email accounts operating board." Yet, have they mentioned the actual NAME of this business?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt; This is a fine example of euphemistic &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Gobbledygook&lt;/span&gt;} &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;We are having unnecessary congestion resulting from numerous anonymous &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;registrations of various email accounts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{Numerous ANONYMOUS registrations...just like this letter}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Due to the congestion, we would be shutting down most email accounts &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;which appeared anonymous and unused on our secret assessment unit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{more euphemism} &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Your Email account was among those to be deleted. This email is a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;notification for you to verify and indicate to us if you still want to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;keep and use this account. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;To confirm your E-mail account, fill out your &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Login&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;Informations&lt;/span&gt; below &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{Euphemism for "Give me your private information so that i can do something illegal with it}.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;after clicking the reply button.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;* User name: .....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;* Password: .....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;* Date of Birth: ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Subject to Email accounts client protection policy, we will not access &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;your email account. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{No, but they will access your credit card accounts, and any other accounts they can find} &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;We require your user name, password and date of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;birth to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;que&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{obviously they don't know what a queue is, as they can't even spell it correctly} &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;automatically on our secret assessment unit were every &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;valid account appears to safeguard your email account from automatic &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;deletion by our system.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal if &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;you fill out your &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;Login&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;Informations&lt;/span&gt; as listed above. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Warning!!! Refusal to this demand will suspended  your Email account &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;anonymously and your email account will be closed permanently without &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;further notification on our termination date.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{fear tactic; often used in politics and sales}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Thanks for your attention to this request. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;We apologize for any inconveniences. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Sincerely,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Customer Care service - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;{no names of anyone or anything}&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Email Accounts Operating Board.&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, if you fall for any of this and lose anything, whether it be money or credit rating or otherwise, it's your own damn fault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6182390391992067857?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6182390391992067857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6182390391992067857' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6182390391992067857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='crisis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bailout'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Federal Reserve'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='government'/><title type='text'>Why the Bailout won't work</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h9-tBGxVU6o&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h9-tBGxVU6o&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6341101841687917091?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1235739856638433307</id><published>2008-10-09T07:40:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T08:14:35.564-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='USPS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='postal'/><title type='text'>USPS, WTF?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SO4C_zNRrkI/AAAAAAAAA1Q/e9VX2MdpHrI/s1600-h/mail.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SO4C_zNRrkI/AAAAAAAAA1Q/e9VX2MdpHrI/s320/mail.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255141110288854594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;It didn't take very long after moving here to realize that something was amiss with the local mail delivery. I would miss bills and notices and shipments of products, and Netflix, and other things I know someone sent, but i never received. Then it got more serious. Like, my notice of property tax for some real estate i own. That wound up costing me a $100 fee, since my tax payment was late--and when i DID RECEIVE THAT letter, i was told I'd better hurry or my property would be sold at a tax sale for non-payment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I wound up getting stopped and ticketed for expired tags. GUESS WHY? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I don't drive very much since i work at home, and I only notice my tag dates when i receive the usual renewal notice. I didn't get it, because the mail carrier DID NOT DELIVER IT TO MY BOX. who knows where it ended up. So i was driving around with expired tags.  That cost me SIX MONTHS of payments to the Police Department before it was over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then i began to get calls from neighbors. Neighbors who lived on similar sounding streets. Similar, but not the same. One had two of my Netflix. One had my electricity bill, one had other mail mistakenly delivered to them that belonged to me and incidentally, was ADDRESSED CORRECTLY. All my neighbors were very nice and some even brought my mail to my door and handed it to me. Their kindness was only matched by the rudeness of the Bella Vista Postmaster, as it turns out. I called him several times, and he never called back, and finally i reached him and the first thing out of his mouth was rude, then the second thing, then the third.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, "Look. All I'm trying to do is get this problem corrected. I am not receiving things i should be and my neighbors on other streets are bringing me my own mail, and I'm also finding theirs in MY box..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He dismissed me with some catty remark and when i said, "Hold on a minute, aren't you in charge of this? Isn't this your job?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He told me not to tell him what his job was and HUNG UP ON ME.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucker.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I filed a complaint online with the Inspector General who sent me some other notice that i should contact someone else. I'm in the process of that, but i wonder if it's a case of just picking my battles, since I'm not going to be here that much longer. Maybe i should skip the "Going Postal" response.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I am SO ready for my move to Colorado, where at least they are capable of reading an address and matching it to the right box. I mean, it's not quantum physics. I'm sure there are plenty of capable people who would love to have that carrier's job.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1235739856638433307?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1235739856638433307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1235739856638433307' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1235739856638433307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1235739856638433307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/10/usps-wtf.html' title='USPS, WTF?'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SO4C_zNRrkI/AAAAAAAAA1Q/e9VX2MdpHrI/s72-c/mail.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3682600528221587531</id><published>2008-09-06T19:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-06T19:44:38.806-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freedom of speech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toddler'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>And now, a word from the Toddler Party....</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI42LSbwc8E&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI42LSbwc8E&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3682600528221587531?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3682600528221587531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3682600528221587531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3682600528221587531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3682600528221587531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/09/and-now-word-from-toddler-party.html' title='And now, a word from the Toddler Party....'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5785590677880846633</id><published>2008-09-03T17:54:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-03T18:55:50.162-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tricks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='search engine'/><title type='text'>Harness the Power of Google</title><content type='html'>Here are the top ten uses fro Google that most of us haven't been using, and most don't know exists....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Get Local Time: Type in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;What time is it&lt;/span&gt; followed by any city to get the current time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Track Flight Status: Enter the airline and flight number to find out the departure time and estimated arrival for any flight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Convert Currency, Metrics, Bytes and More: Google has a built-in converter calculator. You can enter quarter cup in teaspoons, seconds in a year, 5 US dollars in Euros and countless others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Search for Pages That are “Better Than,” “Similar to,” or “Reminds me of”: Enter “better than keyword” or “similar to keyword” to find Web pages you never knew existed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Use Google as a Free Proxy: Enter cache:website.com to view a Web page that’s been blocked from the computer you’re using.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Remove Affiliate Links From Product Searches: To avoid seeing search results from certain sites, enter –site:website.com.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Find Related Items: Enter ~ (tilde) before any search term to find related items as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Find Music and Comic Books: Enter -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(wma|mp3) "Band or comic book name" to find music files and comic books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. See Images of People, Objects, Etc.: Type in a search term, and click on images to see photos of the results.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Search for Faces: If you’re looking for a photo of a person named Rose, and don’t want to see photos of the flower, add &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&amp;amp;imgtype=face &lt;/span&gt;to the end of your image search. It will show you only images of faces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;* Lifehacker.com January 2, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5785590677880846633?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5785590677880846633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5785590677880846633' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5785590677880846633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5785590677880846633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/09/harness-power-of-google.html' title='Harness the Power of Google'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-2131897166445465358</id><published>2008-08-14T01:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-14T01:09:36.048-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='industrial hemp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hemp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='organic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bio-fuel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farming'/><title type='text'>Hemp: N.B.'s crop of the 21st century</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Published Friday August 8th, 2008&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Brunswick can become a model for the 21st century, create a vast array of jobs in many sectors, and retain westward fleeing job-seekers by fully embracing hemp farming. Not only could hemp production keep workers in the province, it could also attract new industry and immigrants into the province.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hemp is truly one of nature's gifts to mankind, but no member of the plant kingdom has ever been so willfully and stubbornly misunderstood. It is generally assumed that hemp became collateral damage in the United States' so-called "war on drugs."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is compelling evidence, however, that hemp was actually the primary target of the whole "Reefer Madness" hysteria. A number of major U.S. corporations, lumber and pulp barons, and chemical companies stood to lose lucrative market shares because the hemp plant is so useful and versatile. Hemp provides the raw material for bio-fuel, paper, and plastic alternatives, among its many uses. It is time to understand what we have lost, and will continue to lose, if we don't realize the infinite benefits of hemp production.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the mid-1930s, about half the world's forests have been cut to make paper. If hemp had not been outlawed, most forests would likely still be standing, providing oxygen for the planet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hemp plants provide four times the paper fibre per acre per year than trees do, and can be re-planted yearly. Hemp is naturally resistant to insects and weeds and thrives in New Brunswick. Nearly half of the agricultural chemicals used by the U.S. are applied to cotton crops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As people continue to become more ecologically aware and responsible, the demand for all types of organic products will increase. Hemp fibre is a naturally organic alternative to cotton. It is much more durable, wears longer, and is resistant to salt - which is why it has been traditionally used to make ropes and sails for ships for thousands of years. In fact, the word "canvas" comes from an Arabic word for hemp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Henry Ford experimented with utilizing hemp as a bio-fuel source and as an ingredient in a composite material for automobile bodies. In 1941, the Ford Motor Company rolled out an experimental car that was made from hemp. Ford demonstrated this vehicle's durability by beating on the fender with an axe. It bounced off and did not leave even a scratch. Imagine the benefits of a rust-proof, bio-degradable car that runs on hemp bio-fuel.... and where the planet would be today if this had become a reality 70 years ago! Also imagine that petro-chemical companies and many other major U.S. corporations still have a stake in preserving the status quo while they fill their coffers with money spent on over-priced gas, oil, chemicals, fertilizer and consumer goods that are petroleum based. The United States is the only industrialized nation that prohibits the growing of hemp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In 1937, Popular Science magazine listed more than 25,000 potential uses for the hemp plant, and modern technology has increased this number. The market for organic food and personal care products has exploded. In addition to its many industrial uses, hemp also provides one of nature's most perfect foods in its seed. It contains the essential fatty acids omega 3 and 6 in the proper 3:1 ratio for human health, and provides superior anti-oxidant qualities. Hemp nuts are also one of the world's richest sources of protein, second only to the soybean, and they taste great. Chefs all over the world are using hemp butter, nuts and oil in their kitchens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right now, in many N.B. stores, you can buy hemp foods and goods that were produced in other Canadian provinces. The Manitoba Harvest Company is a co-operative that is co-owned by more than 20 farming families. In Ontario, the Cool Hemp Company is producing ice cream and cookies made from hemp seed - desserts that are both good and good for you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you add up all of the environmental benefits, jobs, products and industry that would be created by hemp production, you have only a win/win situation for the province of New Brunswick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a lingering reluctance to embrace hemp farming because of the current U.S. laws and attitude. But people should control their institutions rather than continue to be dominated by these human creations. At the Kyoto Summit, Al Gore used an apt hockey analogy when he appealed to Canada for environmental support. He suggested that we not look to where the United States has the puck now - but where the puck will ultimately be in the future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Stephanie Kelley is a resident of Perth-Andover.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;http://telegraphjournal.canadaeast.com/article/378219&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-2131897166445465358?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/2131897166445465358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=2131897166445465358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2131897166445465358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2131897166445465358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/08/hemp-nbs-crop-of-21st-century.html' title='Hemp: N.B.&apos;s crop of the 21st century'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-8676000979290484259</id><published>2008-07-01T18:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T18:49:49.324-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='industrial hemp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hemp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agriculture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farming'/><title type='text'>KUDOS! Hemp farming becomes law in VT!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 102, 204); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:130%;color:#0066cc;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:130%;color:#000000;"   &gt; &lt;center&gt;Vermont Hemp Farming Bill Becomes Law&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#003366;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#000000;"   &gt; &lt;center&gt;Controversy Resolved by Opinion of Attorney General's  Office&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#003366;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;MONTPELIER,  Vermont&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#003366;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;(July 1,  2008) —&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Vote Hemp, a grassroots advocacy organization working to  give farmers the right to grow non-drug industrial hemp, is extremely pleased  that the Vermont Secretary of State's office accepted Formal Opinion #2008-1  from the Office of the Attorney General and gave H.267, the Hemp for Vermont  bill, the designation of Act No. 212 last Friday. There had been a  constitutional controversy as Governor Jim Douglas forwarded H.267 to the  Secretary of State intending it to become law without his signature. The bill  had overwhelmingly passed both the House (127 to 9) and the Senate (25 to 1).  The new law sets up a state-regulated program for farmers to grow non-drug  industrial hemp which is used in a wide variety of products, including  nutritious foods, cosmetics, body care, clothing, tree-free paper, auto parts,  building materials and much more. Learn more about industrial hemp at the &lt;a href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?e=001Mmm3AJhAPWQwUjn4PsPrr6RspI3527WJLcqiuw189I9gJG_JF98sztPuHIVXZRWymkVwQ2mdJbaFlD06pigTZwbK3HMrWVRjGBVeBBI3sFbNGraLt5ltyg=="&gt;Vote  Hemp Web site&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Smart and effective grassroots organizing by Vote Hemp and the Vermont-based  advocacy group &lt;a href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?e=001Mmm3AJhAPWRxGmYqaICrSBet1nHfGovVb0-tAuVzpjWMoxYHyGGZCON8zQpCc0npQLm_lbmaZ33fQ4WCQ_BtZJ7vwA7JDOLlO66tZlLc4GYhHJ9FxGGvOw=="&gt;Rural  Vermont&lt;/a&gt; mobilized farmers and local businesses, many of which pledged to buy  their hemp raw materials in-state if they have the opportunity. Rural Vermont's  Director Amy Shollenberger says that "the Hemp for Vermont bill is another step  toward legalizing this important crop for farmers. The United States is the only  industrialized nation in the world that doesn't allow this crop to be grown.  Looking at the Canadian experience, hemp provides a good return for the farmer.  It's a high-yield crop and a great crop to mix in with corn."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Vermont grows an average of 90,000 acres of corn per year, a small amount  compared to Midwest states; however, the need for a good rotation crop exists  nationwide. From candle makers to dairymen to retailers, Vermont voters strongly  support hemp farming. Admittedly a niche market now, hemp is becoming more  common in stores and products across the country every day. Over the past ten  years, farmers in Canada have grown an average of 16,500 acres of hemp per year,  primarily for use in food products. In Vermont, the interest in hemp includes  for use in food products, as well as in quality and affordable animal bedding  for the state's estimated 140,000 cows.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;"Vermont's federal delegation can now take this law to the U.S. Congress and  call for a fix to this problem of farmers missing out on a very useful and  profitable crop," comments Eric Steenstra, President of Vote Hemp. "North Dakota  farmers who want to grow hemp per state law are currently appealing their  lawsuit in the federal courts. The real question is whether these hemp-friendly  state congressional delegations feel compelled to act," adds Steenstra.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Rural Vermont's Shollenberger states that "the Vermont law is significant for  two reasons. First, no other state until now has followed North Dakota's lead by  creating real-world regulations for farmers to grow industrial hemp. Second,  Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont is Chairman of the Committee on the Judiciary,  as well as a member of the Committee on Agriculture – both relevant committees  that could consider legislation. We also have a friend at the USDA in new  Secretary Ed Schaffer who signed North Dakota's hemp bill as Governor. I plan to  visit Washington, DC and try to figure out what Congress and the Administration  intend to do."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Support Vote Hemp&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Vote Hemp depends on your support to do the work we do. You know we are  effective and get things done. Your donation will go a long way. Help us bring  Vermont and North Dakota farmers to Washington, DC to lobby their delegations.  It's time to ratchet up the pressure! Please &lt;a href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?e=001Mmm3AJhAPWRTsEkwHEHq1anOH5APeFjdzE0KwOBd666mElMZZ1uvbrhiUBkrSKUQOUmr1tZmhBRDKdEiFNEAFvmp2ZgIXwo0NYp9IJ7XDYnWwbtBHkC8pF1ypy5HcZeBqMYcay8QvA4="&gt;make  a donation&lt;/a&gt; today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 51, 102); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#003366;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;About Vote  Hemp&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Vote Hemp is a national, single-issue, non-profit organization dedicated to  the acceptance of and a free market for low-THC industrial hemp and to changes  in current law to allow U.S. farmers to once again grow this agricultural crop.  More information about hemp legislation and the crop's many uses may be found at  &lt;a href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?e=001Mmm3AJhAPWQwUjn4PsPrr6RspI3527WJLcqiuw189I9gJG_JF98sztPuHIVXZRWymkVwQ2mdJbaFlD06pigTZwbK3HMrWVRjGBVeBBI3sFbNGraLt5ltyg=="&gt;www.VoteHemp.com&lt;/a&gt;  and &lt;a href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?e=001Mmm3AJhAPWR2gCfbuP52g2Tc50sz7VqJPDjb5aT8scDOdM0VlLVbDbHuJAimTaMu8m69Y5I3BBctPbeCOlDbEpkm6C6tC7R2O6atGZbk8RSQ8Sw_43MhnGJup_p9Wawf"&gt;www.HempIndustries.org&lt;/a&gt;.  BETA SP or DVD Video News Releases featuring footage of hemp farming in other  countries are available upon request by contacting Adam Eidinger at  202-744-2671.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="left" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 102, 204); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#0066cc;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;Vote Hemp,  Inc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;div&gt;Adam Eidinger&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Communications Director&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;email: &lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);" href="mailto:adam@votehemp.com" shape="rect" color="#006600"&gt;adam@votehemp.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;phone: 202-744-2671 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align="left" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:Verdana,Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 102, 204); font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-family:'Trebuchet MS',Verdana,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#0066cc;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div&gt;Tom Murphy&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;National Outreach Coordinator&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;email: &lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);" href="mailto:tom@votehemp.com" shape="rect" color="#006600"&gt;tom@votehemp.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;phone: 207-542-4998 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-8676000979290484259?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/8676000979290484259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=8676000979290484259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8676000979290484259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8676000979290484259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/07/kudos-hemp-farming-becomes-law-in-vt.html' title='KUDOS! 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I have several websites with links to my own songs-.mp3 files. I didn't like the way it went to Quicktime, or loaded the whole Real Player just to hear a song, and i wanted it to stream instead of download so it would play faster. I found &lt;a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4617"&gt;Online Music Player,&lt;/a&gt; which is a Flash music player Firefox add-on.  - link is also to the left on Products and Service I Recommend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you right click a link and choose "Play it" it does just that, from the bottom toolbar in Firefox. IF you hover the mouse over the little blue music note, you get useful information. If you click on the music note, you get a menu of other options. It's fantastic and solves a problem, which is something i always enjoy. No more waiting on mp3's to load. Try it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3281674311507664349?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3281674311507664349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3281674311507664349' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3281674311507664349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3281674311507664349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/06/great-mp3-player-extension-for-firefox.html' title='Great mp3 player extension for Firefox'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1815554003635626528</id><published>2008-05-24T02:03:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-24T02:08:55.062-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lauryl Lactate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toxins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sodium Lauryl Sulfate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FDA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skin care'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ammonium Glycolate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poisons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chemicals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cosmetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='penetration enhancers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Propylene Glycol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='organic'/><title type='text'>FDA Allows Skin Care Manufacturers to Poison You</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h2 style="text-align: center;"&gt;How The US and Australian FDA Bodies Allow Untested Chemicals To Enter Your Bloodstream&lt;/h2&gt;        &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/span&gt; &lt;hr /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;        &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"&gt;" How         The US, British and Australian FDA Agencies&lt;br /&gt;       Allow Your Body To Be A Live Testing Ground&lt;br /&gt;       For Untested Toxins In Skin Care Products "&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;       &lt;/center&gt;      &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;           &lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;Is It True The FDA Allows Skin Care and Cosmetic Makers To Illegally Hijack Your Bloodstream Through Penetration Enhancers?&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;        &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;What Are           The Official FDA Regulations Regarding Pre-Market Testing Of Cosmetic           Ingredients? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;      &lt;center&gt;        &lt;hr /&gt;      &lt;/center&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;Today's issue of the Natural Skin Care Secrets will shock you to the core! Through my thousands of hours of investigation you are about to uncover a shocking web of deception, fraud and cover-ups.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;This tangled web includes the US FDA (Food &amp;amp; Drug Administration), Australian FDA (Therapeutic Goods Association), "British FDA", "Canadian FDA" (in fact, almost all country specific FDA equivalents) chemical corporations, skin care and cosmetic manufacturers.The most shocking thing is that this goes right to the top.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Would you believe that the US, Canadian, British and Australian FDA agencies actually allow your skin and body to be a live testing ground for unassessed chemicals? It's true.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Did you also know that the US and Australian FDA both allow skin care makers to illegally hijack your bloodstream through the use of "penetration enhancer" chemicals like Propylene Glycol and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate?&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;These toxins have one only purpose, that is to drive down deep through 5 layers of your skin and open a highway for other even more hazardous chemicals to enter your bloodstream.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Can you just imagine the "pandora's box" of disease this can cause your healthy body? So, just how did it come to this? Well first let's take a step back and have a look at the actual US FDA regulations regarding prescription drugs.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     Here is a direct quote from the US "FDA Bible":&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/span&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;         &lt;p&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Food,           Drug, and Cosmetic Act defines drugs&lt;br /&gt;         as those products that cure, treat, mitigate&lt;br /&gt;         or prevent disease or that affect the structure&lt;br /&gt;         or function of the human body.&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;         While drugs are subject to an intensive review&lt;br /&gt;         and approval process by FDA, cosmetics are not&lt;br /&gt;         approved by FDA prior to sale. If a product has&lt;br /&gt;         drug properties, it must be approved as a drug,&lt;br /&gt;         only approved drugs are allowed to enter your&lt;br /&gt;         bloodstream."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;         Source: FDA, http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/qa-cos5.html&lt;br /&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;/blockquote&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt; From this statement you can clearly see that ONLY prescription dugs pre-approved by the FDA are allowed to enter your bloodstream and change the structure or function of the human body.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Now let's take a closer look at exactly what "penetration enhancers" are. As I mentioned above these toxins infiltrate the skin membrane and open the door for many other chemicals to enter.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;These include a laundry list of common chemicals like Propylene Glycol, Ammonium Glycolate, Lauryl Lactate and Sodium Lauryl Sulfate. I urge to check your products right now to see if they contain these chemicals. Skin care and cosmetic products containing these chemicals are all approved for use by the US, British and Australian FDA bodies, as strange as it may seem.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;So just how common are these chemicals used in personal care products? A lot, in fact 57% of all skin care products use "penetration enhancers" according to my site's 60 plus skin care reviews along with EWG's 2005 research covering more than 14,000 products.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;A lot of people may ask, "But don't the US, Canadian, British and Australian FDA bodies regulate ingredients used in skin care and cosmetics?" The answer is a resounding NO.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;In fact the FDA even says this themselves on the official website. Here are two quotes straight from the "horse's mouth":&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/span&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;         &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"The           [Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act] contains&lt;br /&gt;         no provision that requires demonstration to&lt;br /&gt;         FDA of the safety of ingredients of cosmetic&lt;br /&gt;         products...prior to marketing the product." &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;         — FDA , September 29 2005&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;         &lt;em&gt;"With the exception of color additives and a few&lt;br /&gt;         prohibited ingredients, a cosmetic manufacturer&lt;br /&gt;         may on his own responsibility, use essentially&lt;br /&gt;         any raw material and market the product&lt;br /&gt;         without approval."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;/blockquote&gt;      &lt;span style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in a nutshell, the reason why "penetration enhancer" chemicals are illegal for use in personal care products is because this directly violates the US FDA's own regulations regarding the use of cosmetic chemicals that affect the structure or function of the human body.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;The upshot of this revelation is that we can once and for all put to bed the well worn myth that and "regional FDA" - or for that matter, any other other government body around the world - regulate the skin care and cosmetic industry.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;So just what are US, British and Australian FDA bodies doing about this massive loophole in the system. In a word, nothing.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Yes, in spite of the massive documented evidence of dangerous chemicals in 99% of personal care products the US FDA has not shown any signs of fixing the problem.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     Here is what you need to know about the US FDA and their current power.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;strong&gt;1) The US FDA cannot require a recall of harmful products&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;strong&gt;2) The US FDA has not even defined what safe means or how to achieve       it&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;strong&gt;3) The Agency consistently declines to develop guidance for the cosmetic industry on what must be done to guarantee safety and what standards must be met to ensure a product is safe&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;In a nutshell, the US FDA basically gives the cosmetic industry a blank check to market whatever they want even though it contradicts the FDA's own laws on drug classification.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Funny thing is that the US, British and Australian FDA and other government agencies have no problem regulating just about every other area of our lives but when it comes to the cosmetic industry all of a sudden they choose not to intervene.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Some would say that the FDA has been bought and paid for by the pharma/chemical/cosmetic cartel. I'll let you be the judge of that, but I think you know where I stand.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Whether or not it is the case really doesn't matter, the fact is you have to take decisive action if you are to protect yourself from these&lt;br /&gt;     chemicals.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;What's the bottom line? Well, when it comes to your skin and general health in relation to personal care products you have 3 options.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     Firstly, you can do what most people do, nothing.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Secondly, you can take indirect action by trying to change the system. If this is you I wish you good luck with getting even with government&lt;br /&gt;     and corporations who have unlimited resources and the corporate media in       their back pocket.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Now, since you are a member of this community the chances are you will take the smartest option like the rest of us here. Take direct action. That's right. Educate yourself and be personally responsible for whatever it is you want to achieve whether it be skin care or general health.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;This is rather simple when you become an IOC of skin care and cosmetics as you control what products or herbal remedies you use.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;If this is you I have great news for you. In tomorrow's issue you will leapfrog 99% of the general public almost instantly. You will discover the "hidden" online chemical database that will shortcut your research time by thousands of hours.&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     Tomorrow's issue is called:&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;center&gt;        &lt;span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"How To         Take Control Back From The&lt;br /&gt;       Cosmetic Cartel By Becoming An Expert&lt;br /&gt;       Ingredient Detective Almost Instantly, By&lt;br /&gt;       Accessing A "Hidden" Online Database" &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;       &lt;/center&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;     Yours for Natural Skin Care,&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;em&gt;Adam Waters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------&lt;br /&gt;http://www.natural-skincare-authority.com/australian-fda.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1815554003635626528?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1815554003635626528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1815554003635626528' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1815554003635626528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1815554003635626528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/fda-allows-skin-care-manufacturers-to.html' title='FDA Allows Skin Care Manufacturers to Poison You'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-8882064945930551141</id><published>2008-05-20T02:26:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-20T02:27:32.747-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='waste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='don&apos;t recycle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='recycling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='environment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='energy'/><title type='text'>Recycling: I Suspected as Much</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="contentTop"&gt;   &lt;div class="title"&gt;    Save energy: Don't recycle   &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div class="author"&gt;       &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div class="deck"&gt;    Some people buy hybrid cars to save energy.   &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="content"&gt;   &lt;div class="inlineAd"&gt;       &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;div&gt;    &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;— Leland Teschler, Editor &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; As for me, I do my part by not recycling paper, glass, or plastic. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, at least not at the curbside. The occasional Boy Scout paper drive may be economically defensible. But sending around city trucks to pick up glass, paper, and plastic actually consumes more energy than it saves. And it may even pollute the air more than just pitching this stuff in the trash. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A little thought shows why. It takes as many trucks to collect perhaps four to eight pounds of recyclables that a typical household generates as it does to pickup the 40 pounds of refuse created by the same residence. This reality creates situations as have emerged in the city of Los Angeles, where officials now figure the city's fleet of garbage trucks is twice as large as it would be without recycling, 800 rather than 400 trucks. Similar economics are at work in cities everywhere. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The issue has been closely examined by the Franklin Associates Div. of the Eastern Research Group. Franklin has for years prepared the national characterization of municipal solid waste published by the U.S. EPA. It also has looked at the cost per ton of handling recyclables through curbside pickup. One of Franklin's conclusions is that curbside recycling typically costs 55% more than simple disposal because it consumes huge amounts of capital and labor per pound of recycled material. Recycling proponents sometimes claim that curbside recycling is worthwhile because it conserves space in landfills. The mayor of my own community once remarked approvingly about how his recycling program had reduced tippage fees for landfill use. What he did not mention was that the recycling program was subsidized out of tax receipts. Its true cost far exceeded any savings. But this sort of dishonesty is common among local administrators trying to justify actions they think will keep them in office. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is another problem with conserving landfill space: We have plenty of landfill capacity and there is no reason to conserve it. Claims of a landfill shortage are based on a 1980s study that the EPA acknowledges was flawed. It counted the number of landfills, which was in fact shrinking, rather than landfill capacity, which was and is still growing. So today, the U.S. has more landfill capacity than ever before, according to the National Solid Waste Management Association. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The bad economics of curbside recycling contrast with those of industrial recycling. Private-sector material reclamation can be superefficient. Printers that produce magazines like MACHINE DESIGN, for example, bale up their scrap paper and sell it back to reprocessors, often by the boxcar load. Big users of glass, metals, and plastics all have analogous procedures in place. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still, curbside recycling might make sense someday. You'll know that day has come when someone knocks on your door and offers to pay you for your paper and plastic. &lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-8882064945930551141?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/8882064945930551141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=8882064945930551141' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8882064945930551141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8882064945930551141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/recycling-i-suspected-as-much.html' title='Recycling: I Suspected as Much'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7215553786585693825</id><published>2008-05-17T20:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-17T20:36:40.841-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='natural deoderant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anti-perspirant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toxic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toxins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SLS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chemicals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='make your own'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='healthy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DEA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='products'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='organic'/><title type='text'>Make Your Own Homemade Natural Deodorant</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2 style="font-weight: normal;" class="date-header"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;from: &lt;a href="http://baltimore-etsy.blogspot.com/2008/04/make-your-own-homemade-natural.html"&gt;Baltimore Street Team &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h2 style="font-weight: normal;" class="date-header"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Saturday, April 12, 2008&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;  &lt;a name="4767174119582688044"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;Without doubt, anything that is natural is going to better for you and your skin when compared to something that is packed with chemicals and fillers. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Many commercial deodorants brands contain skin irritants (e.g. SLS, DEA), &lt;span style=""&gt;aluminum, synthetic fragrance, or other chemicals&lt;/span&gt; and can make your skin sore. Antiperspirants are even worse! &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Thankfully, there are natural alternatives to kill odor causing bacterias! Herbal deodorants are super effective since many of them have strong anti-bacterial properties.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SADoG5xAxqI/AAAAAAAAApM/wsdJH8IW_5g/s1600-h/_DSC6882.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SADoG5xAxqI/AAAAAAAAApM/wsdJH8IW_5g/s320/_DSC6882.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188401976014063266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here a recipe for you to make your own natural deodorant that you can try if you have sensitive skin or if you would just prefer a natural method of deodorant. This natural deodorant will allow the release of perspiration, but will prevent odor by combating it with antiseptic essential oils, which kill odor-causing bacteria. You should be able to find these items in any health store or reputable supplies online.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; You'll need:&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;1/2 cup cocoa butter&lt;/p&gt;9 oz. beeswax&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;1 cup coconut oil&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;2 tbsp thyme essential oil&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;2 tbsp rosemary essential oil&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;1 Tbsp tea tree essential oil&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;2 tbsp lavender essential oil&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;2 tbsp castor oil&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;1 cup baking soda (Sift the baking soda to avoid lumps that are really hard to get out.)&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Melt the coconut oil, cocoa butter and the beeswax in double boiler pan on top of stove, directly on stove top on very low heat setting or microwave it in a safe glass. Remove from heat and add the castor and essential oils and stir with a skewer &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;stick. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Pour into a &lt;/span&gt;new or used deodorant container and allow to solidify. This recipe will make about 12 tubes of deodorants. You may adjust the recipe to make less.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SADuw5xAxvI/AAAAAAAAApw/OCpQsa0LNKc/s1600-h/_DSC6887.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SADuw5xAxvI/AAAAAAAAApw/OCpQsa0LNKc/s320/_DSC6887.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188409294638335730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Other Oils for Deodorant Blends&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Patchouli – sweet and musky, moisturizing to the skin, attracts abundance&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Peppermint and Spearmint – cooling and purifying, clean-smelling&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Eucalyptus – tonic to the skin, gentle and soothing, refreshing&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SAD8UZxAxwI/AAAAAAAAAp4/cIehlbxmgBQ/s1600-h/_DSC6893.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SAD8UZxAxwI/AAAAAAAAAp4/cIehlbxmgBQ/s320/_DSC6893.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188424198174852866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Melaleuca – fight bacteria, astringent&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Reputable Essential Oils vendor: &lt;a href="http://www.edenbotanicals.com/"&gt;http://www.edenbotanicals.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you don’t feel like messing around with essential oils, waxes and butters, &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5153886"&gt;you can find natural and vegan handmade deodorants at Spa Therapy Works&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;span class="post-author vcard"&gt; Posted by &lt;span class="fn"&gt;Spa Therapy Works&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="post-timestamp"&gt; at &lt;a class="timestamp-link" href="http://baltimore-etsy.blogspot.com/2008/04/make-your-own-homemade-natural.html" rel="bookmark" title="permanent link"&gt;&lt;abbr class="published" title="2008-04-12T12:47:00-04:00"&gt;12:47 PM&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7215553786585693825?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7215553786585693825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7215553786585693825' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7215553786585693825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7215553786585693825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/make-your-own-homemade-natural.html' title='Make Your Own Homemade Natural Deodorant'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_-fB3Kx3YP3Q/SADoG5xAxqI/AAAAAAAAApM/wsdJH8IW_5g/s72-c/_DSC6882.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-2733540613848750556</id><published>2008-05-17T20:27:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-17T20:33:31.811-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toxic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sugar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obesity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='artificial sweeteners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soft drinks'/><title type='text'>Mercola on Cola</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SC-HYpsgJrI/AAAAAAAAArw/Ykso6Lo-SKA/s1600-h/softdrinks.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SC-HYpsgJrI/AAAAAAAAArw/Ykso6Lo-SKA/s320/softdrinks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201524952215332530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From mercola.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Let's get one thing PERFECTLY clear.  I am no fan of ANY artificial sweetener.  I wrote an entire book about them called Sweet Deception. Unfortunately that book is currently out of print. I am getting the copyright back and will be reprinting it soon as it is the best book I have ever written and clearly documents the challenges with ALL artificial sweeteners, especially Splenda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am absolutely convinced that if you HAVE to drink soda, soda with sugar, even high fructose corn syrup, is safer for you than diet soda, but if you have been reading this newsletter for awhile you know that I don't believe anyone should be drinking soda. There is simply no excuse, none at all.  It is one of the easiest and most important diet changes anyone can make.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, soda provides some benefits.  In fact, they have &lt;a href="http://v.mercola.com/blogs/public_blog/Finally-Something-You-Can-Do-With-Soda-22687.aspx"&gt;dozens of useful purposes&lt;/a&gt;, such as:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul type="disc"&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cleaning your dirty toilet bowl  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Removing rust spots from chrome  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Getting gum out of your hair  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Getting rid of skunk odor  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cleaning grout&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p&gt;According to some, you can even use it to shell hard-boiled eggs; if you soak hard boiled eggs in Coke, the shells will supposedly dissolve, eliminating the need to actually have to peel them.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you are actually drinking soda as a beverage, you are putting your health at risk every time you do so.  Drinking just one soda a day can increase your risk of being obese by an amazing &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/2001/feb/28/obesity_soft_drinks.htm"&gt;60 percent&lt;/a&gt;. And it will increase your risk of diabetes by &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/2004/jun/26/soda_diabetes.htm"&gt;85 percent&lt;/a&gt;!  Soda drinkers even have a higher &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/2004/jun/2/soda_cancer.htm"&gt;throat cancer risk&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;From a nutritional standpoint, soda has pretty much nothing to offer except bad news -- including &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2005/06/30/diet-sodas.aspx"&gt;the ridiculous new “healthy” sodas&lt;/a&gt; that have hit the stores recently.  Some of the major components of a can of soda include:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Phosphoric Acid&lt;/b&gt;: This can interfere with your body's ability to use calcium, which can lead to osteoporosis or softening of your teeth and bones.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/article/sugar/dangers_of_sugar.htm"&gt;Sugar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: It is a proven fact that sugar increases insulin levels, which can lead to high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes, weight gain, premature aging and many more negative side effects. Most sodas include over 100 percent of the RDA of sugar, usually in the form of high fructose corn syrup, the number one source of calories in the U.S.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Caffeine&lt;/b&gt;: Caffeinated drinks cause jitters, insomnia, high blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, elevated blood cholesterol levels, vitamin and mineral depletion, breast lumps, birth defects, and possibly some forms of cancer.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you thought diet sodas might be a better option, think again. They are filled with unnatural, artificial chemicals, and are actually even worse the regular soda.  There are over 92 different health side effects associated with aspartame (Equal) alone, including brain tumors, birth defects, diabetes, emotional disorders and epilepsy/seizures.  On top of all that, they won’t even help you lose weight; in fact, they will &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2005/06/30/diet-sodas.aspx"&gt;double your risk of obesity&lt;/a&gt; by stimulating your appetite, increasing your carbohydrate cravings, and activating your body’s fat storage mechanisms.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Nutritionally speaking, soda is one of the main reasons why many people suffer health problems. Aside from the negative effects of the soda itself, drinking a lot of soda is likely to leave you with little appetite for vegetables, protein and other food that your body needs.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you struggle with an addiction to soda (sugar is actually &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2007/08/06/is-sugar-more-addictive-than-cocaine.aspx"&gt;more addictive than cocaine&lt;/a&gt;), I strongly recommend you consider &lt;a href="http://articles.mercola.com/2005/may/4/turbo_tapping.htm"&gt;Turbo Tapping&lt;/a&gt;, a simple yet highly effective tool that will help you stop this health-harming habit.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;And remember that a glass of fresh clean water with a squeeze of lemon or lime makes a great soda alternative any day.  It won’t, however, kill the rats in your kitchen.  Soda is much better suited for that particular purpose."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-2733540613848750556?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/2733540613848750556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=2733540613848750556' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2733540613848750556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2733540613848750556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/mercola-on-cola.html' title='Mercola on Cola'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SC-HYpsgJrI/AAAAAAAAArw/Ykso6Lo-SKA/s72-c/softdrinks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3885933524603250747</id><published>2008-05-15T22:47:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T23:24:36.068-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='solo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guitar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classical rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music and art'/><title type='text'>Joy Guitar: Classical Rock Performance Award</title><content type='html'>Rarely, does something touch me in a way that brings tears to my eyes. In matters of music, one usually assumes this type of  emotional reaction can only be brought on by achingly slow and melodic music...I'm here to tell you that any type of music can do this, if it manages to tap into that core of connection we all have with a creation that is brilliant, perfectly rendered, even opulent. I was taken over by joy. I had to share this experience with anyone who might be able to understand what it means to feel that way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was unable to discover the name of this piece, but it's at #68 of the most viewed video of all time on YouTube. I understand why, and am buoyed by the idea that so many are interested in this and find it valuable. This guy should be immediately hired by some famous, touring rock band. His technique and rendition is flawless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Composed by Johann Pachelbel, arranged by "JerryC" and Played by "funtwo"--this piece exemplifies that state of bliss, that euphoria to be found in music and creativity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QjA5faZF1A8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QjA5faZF1A8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3885933524603250747?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3885933524603250747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3885933524603250747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3885933524603250747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3885933524603250747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/joy-guitar-classical-rock-performance.html' title='Joy Guitar: Classical Rock Performance Award'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1660763981315884461</id><published>2008-05-15T19:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T19:51:51.362-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='court'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disorder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid lawyers'/><title type='text'>"Disorder in American Courts"</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;“These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?&lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?&lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     My name is Susan!&lt;br /&gt;____________________________________&lt;br /&gt;ATTORNEY: Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?&lt;br /&gt;WITNESS:     Did you actually pass the bar exam?&lt;br /&gt; ____________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:     Uh, he’s twenty-one.&lt;br /&gt; ________________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:     Are you s***tin’ me?&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Yes.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Uh…. I was gettin’ laid!&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  She had three children, right?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Yes.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  How many were boys?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      None.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Were there any girls?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      By death.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  And by whose death was it terminated?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      He was about medium height and had a beard.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Guess.&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:     All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Oral.&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!&lt;br /&gt; ____________________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  Are you qualified to give a urine sample?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Huh…are you qualified to ask that question?&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; And the best for last:&lt;br /&gt; ______________________________________&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      No.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      No.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      No.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      No.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.&lt;br /&gt; ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?&lt;br /&gt; WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1660763981315884461?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1660763981315884461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1660763981315884461' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1660763981315884461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1660763981315884461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/disorder-in-american-courts.html' title='&quot;Disorder in American Courts&quot;'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-333255141368382557</id><published>2008-05-14T05:43:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T05:50:13.450-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kathleen madigan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stand-up'/><title type='text'>Kathleen Madigan--New Favorite Comedian</title><content type='html'>She is my new favorite stand-up. Hysterical, smart. Laugh every few seconds. 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5323451560035160561</id><published>2008-05-14T05:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-14T05:24:07.769-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sand'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sand painting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fantasy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='llana Yahav'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music and art'/><title type='text'>Art Unique, Profound and Beautiful</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;This has got to be the most incredible artistic thing I've ever seen in my life....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people are just beyond gifted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2pLHLOnG6I&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2pLHLOnG6I&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5323451560035160561?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5323451560035160561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3409307048454309782?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3409307048454309782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3409307048454309782' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3409307048454309782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3409307048454309782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/05/engineers-guide-to-cats.html' title='An Engineer&apos;s Guide to Cats'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-4334015092253380553</id><published>2008-04-12T23:46:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-13T01:47:24.252-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='virus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AVG'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spamming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='email'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spyware'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stocks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spambully'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fishing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pump-and-dump'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spammers'/><title type='text'>How Spammers Really Make Money</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;Whenever my email box fills up, I have to wonder: what are these spammers thinking? Do they really believe that anyone will click on that link to buy what they are selling? DO they not know they are among the most hated individuals in the history of humankind? Well why would they care, when this type of business is anonymous, and also virtually free to market? One thing I do know is, if i get another mail about the size of my penis I'm going to scream. But, you think, they MUST be making money. Someone MUST be clicking those links. Otherwise, why would they continue to do it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SAGXGffA_7I/AAAAAAAAArY/ussU3Zaei40/s1600-h/email.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SAGXGffA_7I/AAAAAAAAArY/ussU3Zaei40/s320/email.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188594383494119346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well hold on to your skippy knickers, gang. Most of the money made by spammers has little to do with you buying one of their products. Spammers can make plenty of money selling addresses they've gleaned from websites, various open proxy servers and open SMTP relays. That just means they get it through the same channels you get your email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And spammers make money from all those pop-ups. Have you ever found yourself on a site that turns out to be a series of pop-up pages? It doesn't matter that you close them. The spammers have already got what they need--it's an "ad impression" which means the page was, theoretically, viewed by someone, and they get paid every time that happens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there's all the downright fraudulent spamming. I'm sure all of us has at one time or another gotten one of those pleas from some Nigerian representative, telling us they need to borrow someone's account to deposit a large sum of money and in return, you will get paid a large fee for providing that account. If you fell for this, you deserve to lose your money. Sorry. But that's just stupid. NEVER give out your information for a credit card or bank account to someone you don't know. That doesn't mean legit companies like your electric bill or phone bill sites. It means anytime you are ASKED for you information for any reason whatsoever, and you don't know who the asker is, don't do it. The fraud extends to all these pyramid schemes, chain letters, and any sort of multi-level marketing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another thing to watch out for are what is called pump-and-dump stock activities. You are encouraged via email to buy a penny stock and when enough people do this, those who own this stock then sell it while the price is high. And you are left with...well, a stock worth a penny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And don't forget the bane of all inboxes: those who entreat you to try their product which will make your genitals perform better and/or look more impressive. These products are sold all the time, and when you buy them, IF you even receive them, they are usually sugar pills or something else that does nothing to achieve your goal. And how can they continue to do this so voluminously? No one is going to report them for selling them a product that did not make their wee-wee bigger. It's just too embarrassing. And do i have to mention that if you go to porn sites, you must never allow any site to talk you into downloading their special software so you can view the porn? Those are usually dialers, and they will sit unnoticed on your system and dial 900 numbers until you get your phone bill. Then you will not want to explain to the phone company that "no, that was not you calling porn lines..." They won't believe you, and you will probably be too embarrassed to do that either. You'll just be stuck with the bill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, when the sites you do legitimate business with ask you for verification and secret question answers, it's to protect your account or card information from getting stolen so that someone can run that up too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;One more thing: Don't EVER hit the unsubscribe link in one of these emails. This just verifies your email as accurate, and it will end up on even more spamming lists.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;If you follow these guidelines, and also use the proper anti-virus and anti-spyware programs, while simply deleting unwanted mail, you'll have a better chance of avoiding catastrophic financial problems as well as the annoyance of more spam. I recommend using AVG products for spyware and virus protection, as they don't slow down your system, and they are very effective-as well as free. And buy Spambully for your outlook program. It's the best for that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good luck, and don't be a chump.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-4334015092253380553?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/4334015092253380553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=4334015092253380553' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4334015092253380553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4334015092253380553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-spammers-really-make-money.html' title='How Spammers Really Make Money'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/SAGXGffA_7I/AAAAAAAAArY/ussU3Zaei40/s72-c/email.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3023611874342044325</id><published>2008-04-09T16:29:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-09T16:47:23.213-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tricks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Template'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='search bar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='edit HTML'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shortcuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Firefox'/><title type='text'>Find it fast in Blogger template code</title><content type='html'>Here's a tip on working with the template code in Blogger. (Customize/Layout/Edit HTML).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, I use Firefox, so you'll have to do something comparable if you're using IE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have the Google search bar in Firefox, and I use that almost everyday, and here's something i discovered that also helps me when I'm tweaking Blogger template code. It's often hard to find the section in the code you need by scrolling through, especially if you have to expand a widget. So instead, click inside the template box, then go up to Firefox's Google bar and type in the word you want to find, BUT DON'T hit enter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_05IeYV8HI/AAAAAAAAAqw/XRPgUVHrjow/s1600-h/ScreenHunter_01+Apr.+09+16.45.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_05IeYV8HI/AAAAAAAAAqw/XRPgUVHrjow/s400/ScreenHunter_01+Apr.+09+16.45.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187365163557580914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead look to the right on the Google Bar, where you'll see the word listed. If you click on that word there, it will highlight that instance of the word in your template. Each time you click it, it will find the next occurrence of that word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This trick saves hours of frustration sometimes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3023611874342044325?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3023611874342044325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3023611874342044325' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3023611874342044325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3023611874342044325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/find-it-fast-in-blogger-template-code.html' title='Find it fast in Blogger template code'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_05IeYV8HI/AAAAAAAAAqw/XRPgUVHrjow/s72-c/ScreenHunter_01+Apr.+09+16.45.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-4911268214325868825</id><published>2008-04-07T17:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:17:59.870-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unzip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='software'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zip'/><title type='text'>Zipped Off</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/03/zipped-off.html"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R84JgpIqybI/AAAAAAAAATY/71tb30aEpt8/s1600-h/zipped.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R84JgpIqybI/AAAAAAAAATY/71tb30aEpt8/s200/zipped.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174083478297954738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" &gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;okay this is funny.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_qdYnxYDZI/AAAAAAAAAqY/_swBnJ50lNA/s1600-h/zipped.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_qdYnxYDZI/AAAAAAAAAqY/_swBnJ50lNA/s200/zipped.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186630967189048722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;S&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ince getting a new computer and transferring all my files, i am still trying to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;install the software that i use, as i come across a need for it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I needed to unzip a certain program file, so i went online to search for freeware. I found a highly praised compression utility, and when i selected to download it, the install file was ZIPPED.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, maybe they were just not thinking out of the box, but how am i supposed to unzip their unzip program, if I'm downloading it because i need a zip program?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-4911268214325868825?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/4911268214325868825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=4911268214325868825' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4911268214325868825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4911268214325868825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/zipped-off.html' title='Zipped Off'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R84JgpIqybI/AAAAAAAAATY/71tb30aEpt8/s72-c/zipped.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1261195139036971206</id><published>2008-04-07T17:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:15:55.066-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='footwear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Domestic Trivia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='accident'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stairs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slippers'/><title type='text'>Slippity Doo Dah</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/03/slippity-doo-dah.html"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(or, "I Don't Love my OTHER Shoes")&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've always known that certain footwear was dangerous. The most common culprit in my mind is the high heel-pump-stiletto family of shoes. Aside from the usual hazard of balancing on something so precarious as a shoe with a peg under it (although Pirate-amputees seemed to have mastered it), or in the case of a stiletto, (essentially walking on a PENCIL), there is a profound discomfort to be had in the awkward position of the foot, and the disfiguration that takes place as a woman gets older while partaking of this footwear. Have you looked at 50 or 60 year old woman's foot after she's worn high heels her whole life? It looks like pointy shoes with skin on it, or like her feet have been stricken with a genetic defect.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;It is beyond comprehension that a woman will do this to herself, of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ten only to make her legs look attractive for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;men. Not only is it a health hazard for what it does to one's knees, but it doesn't allow a woman to run...and i feel that this is something that women ought to be able to do, for many reasons, which i won't get into here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, regardless, I was convinced that a MAN invented the high heel, and as i Googled it to find out, i discovered that this was true, but they invented them for MEN. It seems they needed a shoe that wouldn't slip in the stirrups while riding horseback. Then the style became more of a fashion statement for royalty in the 1500's. Then a female member of royalty adopted the style and women began to wear heels after that. Women discovered that wearing heels made their gate and calves more alluring and s&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ensualized...for the benefit of admiring males.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;But even high hells have nothing on the footwear that graces the tootsies of homebodies nation-wide. Nothing is more treacherous than that unassuming pair of footwear that can be found in every household…often they exude comfort, they are the very essence of comfort and repose, but secretly, this footwear is an accident waiting to happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I speak of the open heeled house slipper. They don't call it a "slipper" for nothing. Don't be fooled &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R7jmWKWIzGI/AAAAAAAAAOc/Mo16rHWQoio/s1600-h/slippers.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R7jmWKWIzGI/AAAAAAAAAOc/Mo16rHWQoio/s200/slippers.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168133840816360546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;by the padded faux lambs wool, and the cushiness of its sole. Any number of things can go awry with t&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;h&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ese hideous houseshoes, these sinister slippers. There is absolutely nothing holding them on your feet except your good intentions. You can be taking a step and one of them will slip off, fold over, and crinkle your toes. They can slide off kilter and make you twist your ankle; it's even worse if you're on uneven terrain. Many homes are one-level, and one can scoot along without lifting one's feet, enjoying the gleeful combination of static electricity and unsuspecting cats, (Here kitty kitty…ZZZZZAP!) but this just lulls you into a false sense of security. For eventually, you will lift a foot and it will all be over. You'll find yourself stumbling, mashing the cat's tail, dropping your fresh cup of coffee, banging your head on a railing and cracking every toe-knuckle you have. And squishing your cream cheese bagel into your right ear. It can be even worse than that.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For instance, I  am writing this at the foot of my staircase.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I'm going to need a few more minutes before attempting to get up. And when I do, I'm going to put on some sneakers, and use my open-heeled house slippers as cat toys. Maybe they can put their little arms inside them when the basement gets too chilly. Or maybe I'll put them in my lap and use them for hand warmers, myself. But they will never again go on my feet. Especially not right now, since I can't bend over without aggravating those seven slipped discs in my back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1261195139036971206?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1261195139036971206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1261195139036971206' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1261195139036971206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1261195139036971206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/slippity-doo-dah.html' title='Slippity Doo Dah'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R7jmWKWIzGI/AAAAAAAAAOc/Mo16rHWQoio/s72-c/slippers.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7085148086814169376</id><published>2008-04-07T17:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:02:02.407-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no one talks about'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='haves and have nots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pawn shops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='democrat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='desperation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party loyalty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vicious cycle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mortgage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='social security'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='independent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rebublican'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Vicious Cycle: What No One Talks About</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/04/vicious-cycle-what-no-one-talks-about.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;If my ear falls off, I have my friend, Justice Harlow, to thank. But I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_ayzHxYDPI/AAAAAAAAApI/rp0uPYwfD_I/s1600-h/jaeheadset1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_ayzHxYDPI/AAAAAAAAApI/rp0uPYwfD_I/s200/jaeheadset1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185528612292922610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;wouldn't trade our conversations for the world (nor her).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a recent conversation, we began talking about politics. I'm a registered Independent, and she's a registered Democrat, though i think she's probably really an Independent too, she just hasn't changed the paperwork. She shared her perspectives on our current elections and the candidates, and why the surface of things isn't always what we ought to be looking at. Nor should we turn a blind eye to making decisions we didn't think we'd make, just because it's associated with a party we always vote for. Her insight was, as always, edifying, and I felt, also important for people to have access to. So this is the content of what we discussed, along with some research and knowledge of my own.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the very definition of a vicious cycle:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Q. Public struggles to make ends meet, especially since the housing market has crashed, and his mortgage is so expensive. He loses his job again, and thank god he can go to the pawn shop and the check cashers loan place to get by until he's employed again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But when John goes to the check cashing place, he finds that they are going out of business and can't rewrite the loan because it's now been made non-lucrative by recent legislation for these busineses to operate. He finds the same problem with the pawn shop. This new legislation was ostensibly created to help the average person, but it accomplishes the opposite by hyperfocusing on the supposed unfairness of the business, when it is that business that was keeping many Americans afloat. Are we to also pretend that these check-loan and pawn shop places are not supposed to profit? Isn't that what business is about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, John Q. goes home despondent because he doesn't know where he's going to get the money to survive. And this is what no one talks about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, the same thing is happening to other John and Jane Q.'s, and they might be in more dire financial shape than the first one. They might be willing to do something drastic to support their families. Let's call one of them Michael Q. Public. Michael Q. has become so desperate that decides he needs to do some breaking and entering to get some money. He already knows the pawn shops aren't buying because of other recent legislation, and so he can no longer find things of value to sell, and must go for the cash. He breaks into John Q.'s house, and when John Q. hears something and comes down to check it out, he is confronted by this desperate Michael Q. Michael then demands money and John says he doesn't have any cash in the house. So Michael takes him hostage, making him drive to the ATM so he can withdraw money to give to Michael. Then, of course, he's been seen, and so he has to kill John, because he doesn't want any witnesses. No one talks about this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_aydnxYDOI/AAAAAAAAApA/DaaBiTIrT4A/s1600-h/spinfractal1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_aydnxYDOI/AAAAAAAAApA/DaaBiTIrT4A/s200/spinfractal1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185528242925735138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;So, while John's family is learning that their beloved husband and father has just been killed, Michael continues his crime spree, because now, he has nothing to lose. He is eventually recruited by a drug dealer, because he is told he can make guaranteed income. This is also the appeal to Michael's younger brother, who would rather join him in that business, than flip burgers at McDonald's for minimum wage. And this is also what no one talks about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. John Q., meanwhile, is dealing with overwhelming grief and financial devastation, and can't file bankruptcy because she and her husband had to do that five years ago during another of his layoffs. She has no hope of paying the mortgage, and she and her children are either homeless, or forced to move in with her mother. And this is what no one talks about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Down the street from Mrs. John Q. Public (widow), resides Sally Q. Public, a single woman in her 30's. She has been offered a job in another state, and has to take it, because she fears she is about to lose her job at the bank, and she only has her own income to depend on. Since there's a crunch in defaulted loans, many banks are closing, and the work grapevine has informed her that her boss is about to hire a bi-lingual employee to take her place, since bank employees are now required to be bi-lingual. The new hire is also willing to take less pay. So with joblessness looming, she had to put her house on the market in anticipation of her move to another state for a different job.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sally Q. doesn't have much time left, and must sell her home, or lose her new job opportunity, while also losing her previous one. She has had a slew of potential buyers, but none of them will offer her a fair price. They all want to pay $70k for her $150k house. Then, she receives an offer from an African American couple, who will pay $100k. She feels this is her best chance to sell and get herself relocated and re-employed. But her neighbors have begun to complain to her that she is selling to a minority, and it will drive their property values even farther down, and they want her to hold out for a "white" couple. She simply can't afford to care. On a larger scale, Sally understands this is what will happen in America with business too. Businesses may not want to sell to that Saudi investor, but they have to accept the price he's offering, as the business is going under. And this is what no one talks about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Added to this circuitous but firmly connected set of realities, is the ongoing news from the medical community that most people can expect to live to well past the age of 100, and that those in their mid-thirties might even reach 150. According to a special report by Barbara Walters* we are all living longer. I was surprised to learn that there are currently over 84,000 centenarians in the United States, and that by the time the Baby Booomer generation reaches that age, there will be over a million.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sounds hopeful. Especially to someone like me who always feels there will never be enough days in my life to accommodate all I want to do and learn experience. But there's a dark side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the Social Security system was set up, men were living into their 70's and women to their 80's; now they live into 80's and 90's, respectively. The Social Security our mothers were depending on is being spread very thin, already. And much of it is now going to the immigrants programs, which means people in that age-group will vote for McCain, because Republicans are notorious for allowing and encouraging thriving business, and for giving businesses tax breaks because they take on the liability of all those who don't own one. And these businesses have the pensions that senior citizens depend on. If the businesses go under, however, those pensions and health care and Social Security goes under too. The Democrats, meanwhile, are notorious for pushing all the social help programs that undermine the Social Security system. Our grandparents and elderly parents and friends and siblings will be rendered destitute if they even dare vote democratic. Voting republican for them, is a matter of financial survival.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend Justice Harlow says, "I own some stocks, but I'm not rich. The companies that I invest in are owned by Republicans. Do I want to take money away from big business and republicans when that means I will lose everything--my 401k will be worthless because stocks will fall? And I'm not even a Republican. But I might be switching parties if this continues. Your 401k is not in 'Johnny's Quick Stop' down the street. It's in big oil and Google, and pharmaceuticals, and other big businesses."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When all the bleeding heart liberals out there succeed in undermining every support for business, then all the Greenpeacers and ecological militants will be very happy, Harlow says, "Everything will be green because all that will be left is grass."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a personal note, If the guy who owns the house I live in, who's a business owner a builder, goes under, I might be living in my car. It's biting the hand that feeds me, to encourage or otherwise support restrictions on Big Business. Harlow elaborates, "If you don't own a company that employs you, it implies that someone else owns it. If you don't kill the cow that made the steak you eat for dinner, then that implies someone else raised it, killed it, and sent the meat to market. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Down with big business,&lt;/span&gt; means you don't eat, and you don't have a place to live. Businesses don't employ you because they think you're a lovely person, they are in it to make money. They need those tax breaks and incentives."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She gave a further example of the Nissan plant in the delta of Grenada, MS which created 5000 jobs that was instrumental in getting all those folks out of the welfare system. Those people were able to buy homes and cars, and become consumers, and that helped the economy and many more things, all the way down to better roads. "The Republicans are the ones who want to help business, " Harlow says. "The Democrats want to cut all that out and give it to people who don't work." Further, she added another metaphor to the equation: "If a cat comes to your door and cries, and you feed it, it comes back every day to eat. And if you move away, the cat might die. But more likely, it will catch field mice and rabbits and rummage through trash--do whatever it had to do to survive. Likewise, if welfare women couldn't refer to their newborns as 'another check' and were instead forced to work for a living, the problems this creates would dissipate."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I agree, that the survival instinct is pretty strong. And we ought to be calling on that part of our humanity, rather than the newly evolved instinct to freeload. The 'haves' and the 'have-nots' used to be the poor and the rich. Now it's the 'haves and haves,' and the have-nots are in the middle--the middle class.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This leads me to one of my most cogent and shocking personal conclusions. McCain may be stupid about the war and stupid about the economy, but if he's in office, the Republican Machine will still operate all around him, and this will keep big business alive and keep us, by extension, able to live our lives without fear of losing our livelihoods, our health care, our homes, and our sanity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, what we see happening now is the outsourcing of jobs, ill-conceived trade paradigms, and an immigration policy that has served only to destroy our economy, the job-market, and our Social Security System. The murmurs of "recession" are incorrect, in my mind. I not only think we are firmly entrenched in recession right now, but I think we're headed for a full-fledged Depression. And this leads to even more failure in a chain of events predicated on one-dimensional, surface-thinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We stand a very real chance of being bought out by other countries. As Harlow reminded me: "Just like the Indians bought up London in the 70's, they'll do that here, because our dollar is becoming worthless. Now rich Middle Eastern businessmen take over our trade routes, and our major companies. They will have dual citizenships, and be able to vote." This takeover, Harlow believes, as do I, will be in the financial and investment sector, and--frighteningly--in government. This is also what no one talks about. Terrorism from within. Recall the old caveat, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A House divided against itself will fall &lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So this vicious cycle is something no one talks about. But our silence, in this case, really does equal death. Before long, desperation will be the order of the day and we will no longer be a country of, for, and by the people, but a country of, for, and by the whim of other wiser governments who also have the resources to do whatever they please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forget about the global climate change, an asteroid hitting the earth, Old Faithful in Yellowstone erupting, a terrorist attack, or even nuclear war. America will be destroyed from within by its own policies and its own inability to do what needs to be done for fear of stepping on some toes and hurting some feelings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good luck with that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;*&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Longevity/story?id=4544003&amp;amp;page=1"&gt;Live to 150, Can You Do It? Secrets to Living Longer With Barbara Walters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7085148086814169376?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7085148086814169376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7085148086814169376' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7085148086814169376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7085148086814169376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/vicious-cycle-what-no-one-talks-about.html' title='Vicious Cycle: What No One Talks About'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_ayzHxYDPI/AAAAAAAAApI/rp0uPYwfD_I/s72-c/jaeheadset1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-2787952302910750503</id><published>2008-04-07T16:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T16:57:36.461-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MMA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ultimate Fighting Championship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mixed Martial Arts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wrekcage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='World Extreme Cagefighting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AFC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homerotic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WEC'/><title type='text'>MMA: The Real Deal, though Homoerotic</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/04/mma-real-deal-though-homoerotic.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few years ago, i developed an interest in boxing. Watching it, not participating. But then, i came across the relatively new sport of MMA--Mixed Martial Arts. I mostly watch WrekCage, World Extreme Cagefighting (WEC) on Versus. It is the fastest growing sport in America, and its fans run the gamut of economic, social and ethnic demographics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bkjXxYDSI/AAAAAAAAApg/ZyZoIFIzzqw/s1600-h/rearnakedchoke1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bkjXxYDSI/AAAAAAAAApg/ZyZoIFIzzqw/s320/rearnakedchoke1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185583317291371810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;One of the first things i noticed--perhaps absurdly--was that the sport seemed overtly homo-erotic. Scantily clad men would wrestle with each other, their arms and legs e&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ntwined in often very sexual poses, and they could win the fight through techniques like "Submission" and "Rear Naked Choke." And some of the clinches these guys wind up in, can be pretty entertaining.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bluXxYDTI/AAAAAAAAApo/RKns1LQx4oQ/s1600-h/MMAstandingarmbar.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bluXxYDTI/AAAAAAAAApo/RKns1LQx4oQ/s200/MMAstandingarmbar.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185584605781560626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All that silliness aside, it was easy to become a fan of this sport. I am most impressed with the degree to which these guys have to be athletes. I am convinced that they are among the most physically we&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ll-conditioned people on the planet. Maybe even THE most.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;MMA has more dimensions than boxing. D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;uring a match, fighters&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; can use kickboxing, wrestling, and regular boxing, as well as v&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;arious martial arts, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;like Jiu Jitzu, Judo, Karate, Muay Thai (moy-tie). But these guys don't wear those puffy gloves. They barely have any padding in the ones they do wear, and yet they stand toe t&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;o toe and smack each other with enough force to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_cTTXxYDVI/AAAAAAAAAp4/XhOSbNsDFwk/s1600-h/MMAgloves.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_cTTXxYDVI/AAAAAAAAAp4/XhOSbNsDFwk/s200/MMAgloves.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185634719459970386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;cause unconsciousness before they even hit the ground. Mostly, though, the sport is about skill and many times, few or no punches are even thrown. it all depends on the skill-set of each fighter and the dynamics of the fight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;There are 9 ways to win an MMA fight:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Knockout&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Technical Knockout&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Submission&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Referee Stoppage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Doctor Stoppage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Corner Stoppage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Forfeit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Decision&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Disqualification&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;No Contest&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fighters use striking and grappling techniques to conquer their opponent. And according to the URMMA,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1&lt;blockquote&gt;3:46-24A.15 Fouls&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(a) The following are fouls and will result in penalties if committed:&lt;br /&gt;1. Butting with the head;&lt;br /&gt;2. Eye gouging of any kind;&lt;br /&gt;3. Biting or spitting at an opponent;&lt;br /&gt;4. Hair pulling;&lt;br /&gt;5. Fish hooking;&lt;br /&gt;6. Groin attacks of any kind;&lt;br /&gt;7. Intentionally placing a finger in any opponent’s orifice;&lt;br /&gt;8. Downward pointing of elbow strikes;&lt;br /&gt;9. Small joint manipulation;&lt;br /&gt;10. Strikes to the spine or back of the head;&lt;br /&gt;11. Heel kicks to the kidney;&lt;br /&gt;12. Throat strikes of any kind;&lt;br /&gt;13. Clawing, pinching, twisting the flesh or grabbing the clavicle;&lt;br /&gt;14. Kicking the head of a grounded fighter;&lt;br /&gt;15. Kneeing the head of a grounded fighter;&lt;br /&gt;16. Stomping of a grounded fighter;&lt;br /&gt;17. The use of abusive language in fighting area;&lt;br /&gt;18. Any unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to opponent;&lt;br /&gt;19. Attacking an opponent on or during the break;&lt;br /&gt;20. Attacking an opponent who is under the referee’s care at the time;&lt;br /&gt;21. Timidity (avoiding contact, or consistent dropping of mouthpiece, or faking an injury);&lt;br /&gt;22. Interference from a mixed martial artists seconds;&lt;br /&gt;23. Throwing an opponent out of the fighting area;&lt;br /&gt;24. Flagrant disregard of the referee’s instructions;&lt;br /&gt;25. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his or her head or neck.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now this is what i would call an extreme sport, yet not at all foolish. When MMA first started in 1993 with the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), there were injuries, but no more than in any other contact sport. John McCain, however, derided it as "human cockfighting," spearheading legislation that kept the fights from being aired on Pay Per View, and even convinced some states to ban the sport altogether. Ironically, McCain is still a fan of boxing, though he was ringside when boxer Jimmy Garcia was killed in the ring, and also ironically, there are over a thousand documented deaths in boxing, and only 1 in MMA, Doug Dedge, who died in a Kiev hospital soon after an unsanctioned bout in Russia in 1998. But as the real story came to light, it seemed that Dedge also had a preexisting condition that probably exacerbated the likelihood of his demise. He had suffered from blackouts, temporary blindness, vertigo and other ailments, but refused to see a doctor. Those around him during this time stated that his condition seemed to have little to do with any injuries sustained during training and other bouts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In 2001, when the regulatory bodies began to oversee the sport, after a few years hiatus, there were new fighters and the sport flew in under the radar again. Under &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts Combat&lt;/span&gt;,  it then became just as safe as any other sport, and in some ways, safer. Professional mixed martial artist John Rallo, said,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“…it is honorable to tap in our sport. If you quit in a boxing match you may not fight again. Look at Roberto Duran after the "no mas" match with Ray Leonard. He was looked down upon and never regained his edge after that fight. A KO is not the only means of victory. The average boxer takes several hundred blows to the head in a winning performance. In MMA I have been in fights and not even taken one punch. If you take down your opponent and finish the fight on the ground you greatly reduce the chances of being KO'ed or even hit at all. Obviously there are injuries. This is a contact sport. But the injuries are no more severe then those suffered by collegiate wrestlers or football players.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bRtnxYDRI/AAAAAAAAApY/8rcUtZ8JfRk/s1600-h/couture%27s+cauli+ear.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bRtnxYDRI/AAAAAAAAApY/8rcUtZ8JfRk/s200/couture%27s+cauli+ear.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185562602664103186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;One thing i noticed after watching only about five bouts, was how many of the fighters seemed to have weird ears. I assumed it had to be a product of the constant grappling and punching they do. It soon became apparent that this was the proverbial "Cauliflower Ear," only not the one mostly known in context of those who are talked to incessantly. It really is a condition. According to Wikipedia,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"Cauliflower ear (also hematoma auris or perichondrial hematoma) is a condition most common among wrestlers, rugby players, mixed martial artists, and boxers. If the external portion of the ear suffers a blow, a blood clot or other fluid may collect under the perichondrium. This separates the cartilage from the overlying perichondrium that is its source of nutrients, causing the cartilage to die. This leads to a formation of fibrous tissue in the overlying skin. When this happens, the outer ear becomes permanently swollen and deformed, thus resembling a cauliflower."&lt;/blockquote&gt;I always wonder why anyone would want to engage in a sport that they knew was going to not only draw blood sometimes, but hurt like hell....but knowing that these guys go at it with copious amounts of training and preparation, and are familiar with what it entails, keeps me from in any way feeling sorry for them. And as a woman, it has the added entertainment of watching two men beat the crap out of each other. obviously, I'm not the only one. My &lt;a href="http://vaginaphilosophy.blogspot.com/"&gt;fellow blogger, Maude&lt;/a&gt;, said,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"...then we watched WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting), which I'm embarrassed to say, I have been enjoying. I just have to ignore my feelings about the channel VS (on cable--all sports and sports related stuff like sports movies, etc.) because if I stop to think too long about it, it does remind me of everything I despise about machismo and the heteronormative sports culture that simply reinforces all that is fucked up in this world (prescribed gender roles, misogyny, violence, etc.), and yet I find all out brute ass-kicking in a cage entertaining. I don't know what to say for myself. It's embarrassing and troublesome on so many levels I just don't even know where to begin."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Neither do I, Maude, but we like it, so what the hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-2787952302910750503?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/2787952302910750503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=2787952302910750503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2787952302910750503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2787952302910750503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/mma-real-deal-though-homoerotic.html' title='MMA: The Real Deal, though Homoerotic'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_bkjXxYDSI/AAAAAAAAApg/ZyZoIFIzzqw/s72-c/rearnakedchoke1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-4343064290884086126</id><published>2008-04-07T16:51:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T16:54:35.252-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='package'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fedex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='delivery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='postal'/><title type='text'>When it Absolutely Positively Has to Get There Overnight</title><content type='html'>After five days, I haven't received the package with an item i bought, using Fedex delivery.&lt;br /&gt;I just find it odd that UPS and FedEx were supposed to be the alternative, quicker way to send and receive things.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They should change their slogan to: "Fed Ex, when absolutely positively has to get there in the same amount of time as the U.S. Postal Service."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i think i know what happened to my package. Here's the video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eruKO4uEy0w&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eruKO4uEy0w&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-4343064290884086126?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/4343064290884086126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=4343064290884086126' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4343064290884086126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/4343064290884086126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/when-it-absolutely-positively-has-to.html' title='When it Absolutely Positively Has to Get There Overnight'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6695256074227340166</id><published>2008-04-06T16:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T16:59:30.464-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feminine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='L-Word'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gender-confusion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ISO'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lesbians'/><title type='text'>Lesbians: Art Does not Imitate Life</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2 class="date-header"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;  &lt;a name="8104351484779640399"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Excerpted from my book,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;ISO (in Search Of): &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"&gt;The Art of Dating, Relationships &amp;amp; Sex for the Discerning Lesbian&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_m-NXxYDYI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/NpQqInMLQYg/s1600-h/ISOfrcvr7apr07_239x366.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_m-NXxYDYI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/NpQqInMLQYg/s200/ISOfrcvr7apr07_239x366.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186385582822526338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Any Lesbian who is currently single knows that it's often a great deal less romantic to be unattached than the media would have us believe. Many of us would love to hang out with the kinds of women we see on the L-Word, yet in the Lesbian Community, this is often not an option. Sophisticated, feminine lesbians are simply not the norm, overall. Most of the actresses who play those roles are in fact, heterosexual. I have frequently been chagrined by this. In all of Hollywood, they could not find a cast of feminine, sophisticated lesbians to play those roles? In this case, it seems that art does not imitate life. It warrants consideration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are lesbians primarily less feminine than straight women? I suspect the answer to that is a resounding "Yes." Are masculine lesbians a product of brainwashing -- that in romance there must be two opposite roles-one feminine, one masculine? Most Likely. . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the risk of being politically incorrect, [*a concept i reject] I must say that I find it disturbing that so many Lesbians feel it necessary to mimic men. A Lesbian, by definition, doesn't want to be with a man and is a woman who loves women, in the romantic sense. In a very real way, then, masculinity in gay women is a contradiction. It is patently unnecessary to become manly in order to be with another woman. The need to be "manly" then, can sometimes be about gender-confusion, and not about being lesbian. This stance may be offensive to some, but indeed, I could say that I am offended by how easily some lesbians dismiss the beauty and power in themselves by diluting it with masculinity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So often I hear lesbians complaining about being stereotyped by the world at large. My suggestion is that if you don't wish to be a stereotype, don't act like one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the novels I write, I portray women as feminine or at least a lipstick lesbian, but rarely as dykes or otherwise manly females (which is, intrinsically, an oxymoron). I have been accused of catering to straight men or merely "selling out" by doing this, and yet, I find this assessment myopic, contradictory and just plain silly. I love women, because they are women. I love the feminine form. I am attracted to the quintessential qualities that make women FEMALE. If I wanted to be with a man, I would be straight. So this whole outrage based on my supposed treason against Sapphic love, strikes me as absurd.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why do you suppose that most straight women who experiment with lesbianism, pursue gay women who are manly? It's a comfort zone, that's why. They are not straying too terribly far from being with a man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most attractive women, to me, are the ones who are androgynous. I use that term loosely, and colloquially, because the actual definition is way more severe and limiting than the context in which I use it. Androgyny, by its original definition, means ambiguous in gender. Genderless, almost. Like the "Pat" character on Saturday Night Live. You can't tell if the person is male or female. The way I mean it is more like a woman who blends, in a harmonious fashion, the traits of both male and female, to create a balanced person. This means the woman looks like a woman, but can hammer a nail, ride a motorcycle, or be assertive, all without losing her essential womanliness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A great fictional character that exemplifies this would be Xena, the Warrior Princess from television. She was strong, capable, assertive, loving, loyal, always looked fabulous and feminine. Even when she was cutting someone's throat. . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I desperately want another term to describe strong, feminine lesbians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOMOgenized Female. . .hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fembian. MMM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sapphian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It occurred to me that epicene meant having the characteristics of both genders, blended. So how about Femepicene? (fem-ep-uh-seen).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So women who are Femepicene are those most likely to get my attention. I can't speak for every other gay woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6695256074227340166?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6695256074227340166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6695256074227340166' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6695256074227340166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6695256074227340166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/lesbians-art-does-not-imitate-life.html' title='Lesbians: Art Does not Imitate Life'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_m-NXxYDYI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/NpQqInMLQYg/s72-c/ISOfrcvr7apr07_239x366.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5644397393573069415</id><published>2008-04-03T19:56:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T20:00:07.438-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies you should not rent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudzu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><title type='text'>KUDZU:Movies You Should Avoid Renting...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; ...if You can Ignore Critics and Think for Yourself &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(this is an older piece, but still useful in the age of Netflix).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I find it amazing how often I am all revved up by the idea of a movie, and how good it’s going to be, and then I find myself checking the marquee or the box to see if it is the same movie I read about. I don’t know very much about the movie industry, but I suspect it is just like any other big business where mega-bucks change hands. Sometimes someone is scratching someone else’s back, and the result has no foundation in truth or accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;BASEketball&lt;/span&gt;-&lt;br /&gt;Very rarely, do i stop a tape, or walk out of a movie before the end. I did so, with this lemon. And there wasn't even enough juice in it to make lemonade. The continual puerile, insipid jokes and visuals seem directed at 10 year old minds, yet the equation is confused by the preponderance of sleazy sexual eye-candy, definitely not suited for children. Therefore, the movie has NO audience. Not a smart investment for Hollywood moguls. To summarize very quickly, don't waste your time. The boys from South Park should stick to the cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Latter Days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;This is from memory as I hadn't intended to write a review and already have sent the movie back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only give this movie 2 stars and not ONE because it did make me cry in places, (probably because I am an old softie anyway)and it  portrayed gay men at least attempting to have something between them besides empty sex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That aside, this movie really is a sad, clichéd and predictable attempt to inject some meaningful content into the cinematic reflections of gay life. It has been untenably difficult to discover a gay-themed movie that is certifiably GOOD (I hold up Desert Hearts and Better Than Chocolate as two that come to mind). It means nothing to hear that so many gay gatherings watched it and thought it was fabulous. The gay community is hungry for movies that accurately reflect gay life in a positive light, and so I think they see what they want to see. As a writer, I've managed to move past that and I think I can be more objective.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Latter Days wanted to be a good movie, and it tried to be a good movie, but it simply didn't try hard enough. The dialogue was largely forced, one-dimensional, and clichéd. The situations were so contrived and so staged, I could predict every single thing that was about to happen, while groaning as it did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One example is the scene where Christian cuts his hip on something (the location near his ass--CONTRIVED) and then faints from--what? blood loss? squeamishness? Wherein Aaron rushes over to help him walk inside--half carrying him as if he had just lost a finger instead of gotten a nasty scratch. Then Christian stands at the sink and has Aaron nurse the wound, with a full view of his ass inside the thong--or shall is say the thong inside his ass--and then goes to lie down because the cut is so traumatic, and then develops a sudden fever so that he simply MUST remove his shirt and lie on the bed almost naked while Aaron brings a cold cloth to him, to  soothe his fevered brow. (CONTRIVED!  CLICHED! oh my god, please, tell me this is not going there!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sentiment in the film was forced overall, and way too melodramatic when it should have just been raw and real. That Mormon kid would never have moved from being helpful to deciding he was going to have SEX that quickly. Didn't buy it. Not for a second. The relationship between them did not develop sufficiently enough to make the interplay plausible or credible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was actually ashamed of Jacqueline Bisset's performance... especially out on the hospital park bench where she broke down in front of Aaron. Bad acting from someone who should be seasoned enough to know better. There were only a few scenes that were worthy of praise: one of them, the kitchen confrontation between the fallen-from-grace pariah Aaron, and his Mormon mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This scene was not enough to save the performance scene by his roommate, however, wherein she held the microphone like a kitchen spoon; If she had been a real singer, she would have known the proper way to sing into a microphone. (I'm a singer, and have had two bands, so I think I can say that with some degree of confidence). Same goes for the scene where she is playing the electric guitar. Real guitar players can't play like that with long fingernails, and besides, there was always something blocking her so we couldn't see that it was merely a prop, but it was painfully obvious (a finer example of realism can be found in Prey for Rock and Roll, wherein, they actually PLAYED their instruments).  And all the hoopla about the songs and the lyrics had no credibility, since there was nothing special or unique about any of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I watched the bonus features that had interviews with participants, and when I heard one person say the script was "brilliant" I almost laughed out loud. It was a lot of things, but "brilliant" was not one of them. They even bragged that the movie had been shot in 20-something days. People! it showed. And while they interviewed several individuals involved in the soundtrack, not once did they give credit to Toad the Wet Sprocket, for the song "Windmills," which was by far the highest quality song in the film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I appreciated the subject matter, and the intent of the movie: it's a subject that needs to be addressed on film more often. Fundamentalist and extremist religions that teach fear and intolerance have no useful purpose in a loving society, and the things that go on behind religious closed doors these days are nothing short of reprehensible. I just wish this film had been what it could have been, rather than what it was. I'm not sorry I saw it; I'm sorry it wasn't done better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a nutshell, Latter Days, could have been the best gay movie ever made; all the elements were there. But it was ultimately a really bad gay soap opera, with more cheese than Kraft--and I mean that in the most double-entendre way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Flowering of Human Consciousness: Eckhart Tolle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There seems to be a pack mentality in the spiritual milieu, which prevents spiritual, thinking people from admitting it when a pretender to the throne arrives to wave a magic enlightenment wand. More over, though I consider myself a highly spiritual person of above average intelligence, and have studied and followed the teachings of Deepak Chopra, Wayne Dyer and many other modern gurus for many years, it was patently obvious to me that this "lecture" was nothing more than the nonsensical meanderings of crazy person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eckhart Tolle presented himself as someone on a mind-altering drug. After about five minutes of listening to his babbling, i was thinking, "oh, kill me now!" He said nothing enlightening, and his content was wholly a disjointed form of gibberish with no redemption. It was an exercise in The Village Idiot speaking to other village idiots who had convinced themselves that his message was somehow illuminating. I have never in my life heard such an example of wasted space, money, and film. While I have not read this man's book, i can't imagine it's any more valuable than his verbal presentation. It was absurd, and by far the sorriest and most insipid example I've ever seen of supposed spiritual edification.  I kept waiting for him to jump up on his chair and shout, "Live! from New York! It's Saturday night!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come on, people, not every self-described guru is really enlightened.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5644397393573069415?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5644397393573069415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5644397393573069415' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5644397393573069415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5644397393573069415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/kudzumovies-you-should-avoid-renting.html' title='KUDZU:Movies You Should Avoid Renting...'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1599156573341877942</id><published>2008-04-02T17:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:00:53.829-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bi-lingual'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kevlar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='customer service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='immigrants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politically correct'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communication'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='discrimination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='job market'/><title type='text'>Politically Incorrect Kevlar</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post hentry uncustomized-post-template"&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I keep hearing from friends about how bad the job market is. Some of them are struggling to find work, and they have found that there are some jobs they can't get, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;thought they are qualified. You know why? Because nowadays, many jobs are off limits unless you are bi-lingual. Banks are a good example of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, lets think: isn't this BACKWARDS? I feel it is. I think it is the antithesis of how things should operate. If someone from another country who speaks another language, comes to the US, they are the ones who should be bi-lingual. I shouldn't have to learn another language, in order to find certain employment, as I am not in another country. I am in America, and our national language is ENGLISH. This problem has had a domino effect and has undermined service industries, the worst of which we see n certain service industries. Like customer service, via telephone. When you call for help on any number of services from your cable, to your credit card, to your Pay Pal account, haven't you noticed that it's almost always someone w&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ith a thick foreign accent who is there to help you? Who among us, has not had to deal with the language barrier of a customer service rep who isn't fluent in English? Nine times out of ten, i have to ask for them to transfer me to someone else, hoping to get someone i can understand and who can understand me. inevitably, I get cut off during the transfer, and have to call back, or i get connected to someone else of another nationality whom I cannot understand, and who can't understand me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, if we say something about this, we are dubbed racist. This is what i mean by Political Correctness being counter-productive. It's not about the color of anyone's skin. I don't judge people by that. Normally, i judge them individually, by their behavior; by their character. And this service industry problem doesn't' even have anything to do with THAT. It has to do with the need for clear &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;communication. Which we can't have if those who immigrate to this country are not expected to LEARN THE LANGUAGE. It makes no sense for English speaking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;natives to suffer because of this. This is Reverse Discrimination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QIyXxYC1I/AAAAAAAAAl4/1z_8ARYcwu0/s1600-h/kevlar.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QIyXxYC1I/AAAAAAAAAl4/1z_8ARYcwu0/s200/kevlar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184778732477877074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;So, now, I'm putting on my Kevlar vest,&lt;br /&gt;in anticipation of the aspersions that&lt;br /&gt;will soon be firing in my direction&lt;br /&gt;for being such a racist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1599156573341877942?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1599156573341877942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1599156573341877942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1599156573341877942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1599156573341877942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/politically-incorrect-kevlar.html' title='Politically Incorrect Kevlar'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QIyXxYC1I/AAAAAAAAAl4/1z_8ARYcwu0/s72-c/kevlar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3774103819532721076</id><published>2008-04-02T16:52:00.026-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T19:45:55.956-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies you should rent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='90&apos;s'/><title type='text'>KUDOS: Movies You Should RENT</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;...if You Want to Get Your Money’s Worth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This list is old, but good movies are good movies, no matter how old they are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QlXXxYDKI/AAAAAAAAAog/h9iSkY8950c/s1600-h/disclosure.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QlXXxYDKI/AAAAAAAAAog/h9iSkY8950c/s200/disclosure.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184810154458614946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Disclosure—(Drama)&lt;br /&gt;Interesting from the first frame, with a new twist on a common situation in the world of computers and corporate America. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starring Michael Douglas and Demi Moore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Qk_nxYDII/AAAAAAAAAoQ/_18juXZNwN8/s1600-h/disasterintime.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Qk_nxYDII/AAAAAAAAAoQ/_18juXZNwN8/s200/disasterintime.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184809746436721794" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Grand Tour: Disaster in Time—(Drama)&lt;br /&gt;This is one of those Sleeper Movies that few people seem to know about, but everyone most would probably enjoy. A young widower rebuilds his life with his daughter by opening a boarding house. Odd guests turn out to be menacing time-travelers, and their presence forces the young widower to face and conquer his fears. Excellent writing, and characters you can care about. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starring Jeff Daniels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Ql23xYDMI/AAAAAAAAAow/eeDF4XJnju8/s1600-h/speed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Ql23xYDMI/AAAAAAAAAow/eeDF4XJnju8/s200/speed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184810695624494274" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Speed—(Action/Adventure) Appropriate title for a non-stop thriller about a bus load of people riding a bomb set to go off if the bus drops below a certain speed. Guaranteed edge-of-your-seat action. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QgPHxYC3I/AAAAAAAAAmI/EuKBjDyO9QY/s1600-h/mothersboys.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QgPHxYC3I/AAAAAAAAAmI/EuKBjDyO9QY/s200/mothersboys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184804515166554994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mother’s Boys—(Suspense) The prodigal mother returns, expecting her abandoned husband and children to welcome her with open arms. A chilling performance by  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jamie Lee Curtis&lt;/span&gt;, and her best role to date.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Peter Gallagher, Joanne Whalley, Vanessa Redgrave, Luke Edwards.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QhsHxYC8I/AAAAAAAAAmw/D19FnFM1bQM/s1600-h/powder.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QhsHxYC8I/AAAAAAAAAmw/D19FnFM1bQM/s200/powder.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184806112894389186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Powder—(Drama) Okay, perhaps it’s not the most original premise: the outcast who only wants to be left alone; the underdog who suffers and those inflicting the wounds come to realize the error of their ways, and then the outcast/ underdog rides off into the sunset. But it’s a fresher rendition of the story, and it’s messages are on several different levels, the deeper of which is fairly sobering. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Starring Sean Patrick Flannery and Mary Steenburgen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QgWHxYC4I/AAAAAAAAAmQ/f_f_xV6kz-k/s1600-h/deloresclaiborne.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QgWHxYC4I/AAAAAAAAAmQ/f_f_xV6kz-k/s200/deloresclaiborne.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184804635425639298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Delores Claiborne—(Drama) A realistic portrayal of long-term abuse and the human spirit, with a dash of desperation and weakness thrown in. A triumph for Stephen King, surprisingly free of the macabre, and a testimony to King’s ability to write for a genre he all too often avoids.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stars James Caan and Kathy Bates  &lt;/span&gt;(who deserves an Oscar for her part).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QfY3xYC2I/AAAAAAAAAmA/ejQv624b-Go/s1600-h/crimesoftheheart.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QfY3xYC2I/AAAAAAAAAmA/ejQv624b-Go/s200/crimesoftheheart.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184803583158651746" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Crimes of the Heart—(Comedy)&lt;br /&gt;The proverbial star-studded cast. Richly-drawn characterizations of three Southern sisters, who each have their collection of demons to deal with. One is constantly on the verge of suicide, but comically unable to be successful at it, one is foot-loose-and-fancy-free to the point of distraction, the other is staid and neurotic. There are some very memorable comedic scenes in this one. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, Sissy Spacek, Sam Shepard, Tess Harper.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QikXxYC-I/AAAAAAAAAnA/L3Anll0NxuM/s1600-h/breakdown.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QikXxYC-I/AAAAAAAAAnA/L3Anll0NxuM/s200/breakdown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184807079262030818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Breakdown—(Action/Drama)&lt;br /&gt;As comedian Judy Tenuda would say, “It could happen!” But there’s nothing funny about this situation. A young married couple are relocating, and on their road trip, they have car trouble, and come across a trucker who offers to give the wife a ride up the road to call for help. When the husband can’t find his wife, and no one wants to  cooperate, the situation goes from bad to worse. Engaging and exciting from start to finish. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stars Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QhgHxYC7I/AAAAAAAAAmo/l-A4r53Qvm8/s1600-h/airforceone.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QhgHxYC7I/AAAAAAAAAmo/l-A4r53Qvm8/s200/airforceone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184805906735958962" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;AirForce One—(Drama/Suspense)&lt;br /&gt;What if the President's plane was hijacked? And what if the President was a medal-winning veteran?And what if the President got to be the hero? Great scenario, tight, suspenseful writing, solid acting—and the dialogue is refreshingly light on profanity. Compare that to most movies in this category, and the list would come up short, with this one at the top. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Wendy Crewson, Liesel Matthews.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QiY3xYC9I/AAAAAAAAAm4/XH7cNR9c2_I/s1600-h/aperfectmurder.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QiY3xYC9I/AAAAAAAAAm4/XH7cNR9c2_I/s200/aperfectmurder.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184806881693535186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A Perfect Murder—(Suspense)&lt;br /&gt;Corporate mogul with a heart of stone wants his wife dead. And although she is being unfaithful, it's completely understandable. So, while the husband uses blackmail and offers big bucks to his wife's lover to kill her, and plans her demise to the last detail, as usual, nothing ever goes as planned. Based on the classic "Dial M for Murder." Plenty of twists and turns, tight writing, excellent performances and totally satisfying. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Starring Michael Douglas and Gwyneth Paltrow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Qi_HxYC_I/AAAAAAAAAnI/lhnM7ThhVUA/s1600-h/leagueoftheirown.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_Qi_HxYC_I/AAAAAAAAAnI/lhnM7ThhVUA/s200/leagueoftheirown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184807538823531506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A League of Their Own—(Drama/Comedy)&lt;br /&gt;A wonderfully entertaining and moving story of a washed-up major-leaguer who coaches a women's baseball team during World War II. With a cast that includes  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Tom Hanks, Madonna,   Rosie O'Donnell and Geena Davis &lt;/span&gt;, it's a quality film that stays in your memory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjJHxYDAI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/fT6jH25wS4g/s1600-h/hardrain.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjJHxYDAI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/fT6jH25wS4g/s200/hardrain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184807710622223362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Hard Rain— (Adventure)&lt;br /&gt;Open the sky and let the rain flood a town, add a corrupt sheriff's office, a few thieves, and an armored truck with a newly hired guard, and you have an exciting premise that keeps you interested from first frame to last. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Stars Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman and Randy Quaid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjP3xYDBI/AAAAAAAAAnY/nFansI_Mt00/s1600-h/michael.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjP3xYDBI/AAAAAAAAAnY/nFansI_Mt00/s200/michael.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184807826586340370" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Michael—(Comedy)&lt;br /&gt;The archangel comes down to earth and IS down-to-earth; perhaps a bit more than we could have imagined. One look at this heavenly Messenger munching corn flakes garnished with a pound of sugar, milk dripping down his chin, and you know this is going to be a different take on what angels are all about. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;John Travolta, Andie MacDowell and William Hurt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjwHxYDDI/AAAAAAAAAno/_TzjW6Hnkhw/s1600-h/cityofangels.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjwHxYDDI/AAAAAAAAAno/_TzjW6Hnkhw/s200/cityofangels.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184808380637121586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;City of Angels—(Romantic Drama)&lt;br /&gt;Another of the celestial-motif films, only this time, the theme is more serious. An angel falls for a mortal and has to make that age-old choice between who he is and who he wants to be. Very touching and memorable. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Stars Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QkI3xYDFI/AAAAAAAAAn4/g1m4Fc7DJ6A/s1600-h/bound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QkI3xYDFI/AAAAAAAAAn4/g1m4Fc7DJ6A/s200/bound.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184808805838883922" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bound —(Suspense)&lt;br /&gt;When a lesbian ex-con crosses paths with a mobster's girlfriend, the result is a plot to steal money from the mob, and some rather intense love scenes. This is a brave movie that is darkly entertaining and plot-driven, and memorable and engaging, if you can get past Jennifer Tilly's overly-breathy delivery of every line. I think the movie would have been even better, had they cast a different actress in her role. As far as language, it's positively blue, which i wish it wasn't, but the movie itself was worth watching, even when you have to overlook the plentiful profanities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Gina Gershon, Jennifer Tilly and Joe Pantoliano star.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjoXxYDCI/AAAAAAAAAng/teZGNvZVfik/s1600-h/holyman.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QjoXxYDCI/AAAAAAAAAng/teZGNvZVfik/s200/holyman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184808247493135394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Holy-Man— (Comedy)&lt;br /&gt;Honestly, i was afraid this one would be a loser, but i was more than pleasantly surprised. An unlikely guru wreaks havoc on a failing home shopping channel, and teaches everyone a little something about spiritual maturity. Outstanding performance by  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Eddie Murphy&lt;/span&gt;, and the reliable and endearing  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jeff Goldblum.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QkCHxYDEI/AAAAAAAAAnw/i8I3Dy704Gw/s1600-h/savingpvtryan.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QkCHxYDEI/AAAAAAAAAnw/i8I3Dy704Gw/s200/savingpvtryan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184808689874766914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Saving Private Ryan(Drama) This one has the proverbial star-studded cast, and one cast member is now a star in his own right, but was relatively unknown in this movie--Matt Damon, who played the title character. What can i say that hasn't been said? This movie is not for the faint-of-heart, but it is a Spielberg masterpiece, and completely believable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Tom Hanks, Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Barry Pepper,    Adam Goldberg, Vin Diesel, Giovanni Ribisi, Jeremy Davies, Matt Damon, Ted Danson, Paul Giamatti, Dennis Farina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3774103819532721076?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3774103819532721076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3774103819532721076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3774103819532721076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3774103819532721076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/kudos-movies-you-should-rent.html' title='KUDOS: Movies You Should RENT'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_QlXXxYDKI/AAAAAAAAAog/h9iSkY8950c/s72-c/disclosure.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1051632635080541561</id><published>2008-04-02T16:40:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T16:50:31.471-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PayPal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='customer service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='employees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pay Pal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='debit card'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='non-American reps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='automated customer service lines'/><title type='text'>Pay Pal needs Improvements</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few days ago, I needed to use money in my Pay Pal account, but realized I hadn't &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_P-ynxYC0I/AAAAAAAAAlw/3WtUvxPbVAM/s1600-h/paypal+logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_P-ynxYC0I/AAAAAAAAAlw/3WtUvxPbVAM/s200/paypal+logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184767741656566594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;yet activated my new Pay Pal virtual debit card. My old one expired in February. That's when the debacle began.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now let me say here that i love being able to use Pay Pal, and other than the problems i speak about here, it's quite necessary if you do financial business online. But be aware that there are things you need to know if you want to avoid what just happened to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be succinct, this is what i wrote to them when i filled out their customer service survey after the fact:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Pay Pal is a valuable tool for online financial business. But there are some inherent issues that would make me use a different service, if you had a comparable competitor, who surpassed you in these areas. I often write reviews for products and services, and am the author of 12 books, with a degree in Professional and Technical writing; I am also an advanced web user and webmaster. So I feel I am qualified to offer you some insight. Your pages are set up in a counter-intuitive way, and there is no simple way to find a real answer. The BIGGEST PROBLEM you have is your customer service. To say "We care about your call" or to in any way suggest that the customer comes first, is not reflected in your process at all. I spent 45 minutes on the phone suffering through recordings of options I wasn't after, and it always cut me off at the end when I couldn't figure out how to reach a REAL LIVE HUMAN. I was also cut off by two of your reps, and they did NOT understand the content and meaning of most of what I said, though i am quite capable of communicating clearly. I had difficulty understanding them as well--a language barrier. If you hire non-Americans, you should ensure that they can speak English clearly, and understand American language. Additionally, since I called because there was no activation link on my pay pal page, and eventually came across something that said my card had been reported stolen or expired, with no other explanation, I had no idea what was happening. I eventually discovered that since I did not activate my new debit card before the old one expired, I couldn't get to my money. And I had to order a whole new card. And this would take something like 4 weeks. I needed my money RIGHT THEN. So this is not only aggravating, but highly inconvenient and unacceptable in the realm of customer service as far as I'm concerned. Your employees should spend less time on memorizing lines like "How may I help you" and more time understanding what real help is.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1051632635080541561?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1051632635080541561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1051632635080541561' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1051632635080541561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1051632635080541561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/pay-pal-needs-improvements.html' title='Pay Pal needs Improvements'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_P-ynxYC0I/AAAAAAAAAlw/3WtUvxPbVAM/s72-c/paypal+logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1588338822363684388</id><published>2008-04-02T15:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T19:55:25.408-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cream'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hair removal creme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kudzu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Epil-Stop'/><title type='text'>Epil-Not</title><content type='html'>I ordered Epil-stop from the television ad and when the product arrived, and i used it, i noticed two things: first, the amount you get is scarcely enough for one application for both legs,never mind any other area you might want to use it on and second, it simply DIDN'T WORK! Not only did it do a poor job of even REMOVING the hair, but the stubble grew back the next day. I asked for my money back and it took 6 weeks, and they wouldn't refund the shipping and handling, so i was simply out the money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So much for truth in advertising...whoever said there was truth in advertising, was probably in the advertising business.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25 July 98&lt;br /&gt;Epil-Stop Plus&lt;br /&gt;5315 Lindbergh Lane&lt;br /&gt;Bell, CA 90201&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To Whom it May Concern:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I purchased the Epil-Stop Plus product recently, and used the product in its entirety without success. Your advertisements claim that the product removes hair permanently or at least makes the new growth finer, and after several applications, will eliminate it entirely.  This was not the case.  Your product was completely ineffective, and I experienced stubble growth the very next day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is my understanding that any advertisement that promises what it cannot deliver, is considered fraudulent. Therefore, I request a full refund of the purchase price, plus shipping and handling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Additionally, I will be reporting this fraud to the Attorney General in your State, as well as the Better Business Bureau, and will make it my aim to announce this fraud all over the Internet, to warn others who might fall prey to the deception.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I expect a swift return of my costs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kelli Jae Baeli&lt;br /&gt;cc: Better Business Bureau, Attorney General&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE:&lt;br /&gt;(Eventually, they returned the purchase price, but i lost the cost of shipping and handling. They said they "could not" return that).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1588338822363684388?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1588338822363684388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1588338822363684388' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1588338822363684388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1588338822363684388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/04/epil-not.html' title='Epil-Not'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5260140038734996310</id><published>2008-04-02T14:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T14:50:35.754-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sprint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='customer service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frustration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cell phone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anger'/><title type='text'>Sprint: Clearly Not an Alternative</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;"  &gt;(this was written in 1999, but i think it still applies, as i hear stories of this type from Sprint customers quite frequently).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.jaebaeli.com/ballpentpoin/mycell.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="105" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a phone and a pager, I could manage to drum up some clients for my little home pseudo- business. I spent almost all the income from a previous set of shows to make that happen. I went with a digital phone company because I liked the features and they only required $250 for a deposit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My recent Chapter 7 Bankruptcy insured that a deposit would be required with any new service. Oddly, my previous good standing with the local phone company did nothing to decrease the $500 deposit they required from me in order to have cell phone service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My first bill arrived, to the tune of $400. I knew there would probably be taxes and such added to the bill, but since I was expecting the $49.99 monthly charge, this was a bit of a shock. In examining the bill, I noticed that I was being charged for an additional month of service, another phone number, the phone itself (which I did not even purchase from them, but from Radio Shack), a month of service for the other phone number, plus taxes, and another deposit AGAIN.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent the next two months trying like crazy to remind them of the concept of "customer service." Each time I called the local store, I was confronted with a menu of options. &lt;i&gt;If you’d like information about this, press one. . . If you’d like information about that, press two. . .If you’d like to hear an endless list of our promotions whether you’re interested or not, press three. . .&lt;/i&gt; I kept waiting for that selection,&lt;i&gt; If you’d like to speak to a human, press twenty-seven. . .&lt;/i&gt; But it never came. Once it got to the end of the menu, the honey-dripping voice instructed me to stay on the line to speak to a "customer advocate." I waited, enjoying the strains of Air Supply’s &lt;i&gt;I’m All Out of Love&lt;/i&gt;, and then Barry Manilow’s &lt;i&gt;Looks Like We Made it.&lt;/i&gt; I recalled this as my High School Prom theme song. Appropriate, since it was a surprise to most of us and our parents that we graduated at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, a "Customer Advocate" answered—not by saying "How may I help you?" like in yesteryear, but "Your account number, please." Whether we admit it or not, we have all become just numbers, like those prisoners you see in old movies in striped shirts with digits across their chests. I always hated that. I didn’t want to give them all my information, I wanted to get right to the point. But of course they had to have it in order to pull up my account and verify everything I was saying, because, you know, most customers lie through their teeth about everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In great, put-upon detail, I described the problem and got very little sympathy, and a whole lot of attitude. I was put on hold several times while she "researched the problem," and each time she returned from this dubious research, she assured me, in so many words, that they don’t make those mistakes. She asked me if I had a receipt for the deposit, and I said no (kicking myself) because I had paid in cash. &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;*A method of currency unrecognizable and non-transferable after the year 1990.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We always give you a receipt," she said haughtily.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told her I received some sort of invoice, but that my deposit was not noted on it. Further, I recounted the fact that after my information was entered that day, their computer system went down, and the clerk had to re-enter everything, and wasn't it possible that the deposit wasn't noted the second time?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She didn't believe this was possible. "Our cash drawers would have   been off by that amount if it wasn't."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I knew was that I had paid the deposit. And maybe, just maybe, the charge was noted, payment noted, bringing me to zero, then entered as a charge, but not noted as paid the second time. This would be an error in their favor, and therefore resistant to change. Money is always the bottom line. My lack of money is always the norm. My lack of luck is always the norm, too. It was like my Guardian Angel was on vacation. &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;I have this theory about Guardian Angels. Some of them are good at their jobs, and some aren't. What I know about the machinations of heaven, you can fit on the head of a pin, but at least I know what the pins are for. They're for gouging out the eyes of some Guardian Angels. I lovingly refer to mine as Murphy: as in "Murphy's First Law: Anything that can go wrong, WILL."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The debate continued with all the other items on the bill, and I explained that I had signed up first on the Internet from their web page, but found out later the page was outdated, and no longer counted as a real order. It must have counted somewhere, because I got charged for the first number and all the fees that went along with it. She said she would research the issue and call me right back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I listened intently, but never heard my phone ring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since I was getting no semblance of "customer service," I called back, waded through the tiresome recordings, reached another human, explained it all again, and asked for the number of a district manager. Happy to be rid of me, she gave me the number, and I hung up to call him. Predictably, I got his voice mail, and left a message, again explaining the problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This game of cat and mouse went on for the next few months. Explaining and re-explaining the problem to each new Customer Advocate and District Manager, until I was ready to kill them all. Meanwhile, my bill went unpaid, as I refused to send payment until everything was worked out. My service was disconnected just before a flat tire in the middle of nowhere required me to use my phone to call for help. Naturally, this was necessary because I had a flat spare tire awaiting the emergency in which I could curse it. I had to walk several miles to a pay phone and fill it with change in order to find someone to come fetch me. With my physical disabilities this was particularly unpleasant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eventually, I actually spoke to one of the managers, and he agreed to "meet me halfway" by charging me half the deposit again and one month’s service charge. Reminiscent of the cop who was nice enough to give me only two tickets. He assured me the service would be restored if I paid this amount at the local store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this point, I was endangering the few clients I had for my computer work, and felt that if I had my service, I could get on with things and eventually get the credit back to me or onto my account. I agreed to pay, albeit under duress. &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;*Murphy’s Technology Law #16: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I went down to the store as the District Manager said to, and gave them the cash (everything I could scrap up including my rolled pennies). After they took my money, they informed me that I had to pay for next month too, or they wouldn't turn my service on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stood there, my system REALLY low on Paxil, and began to feel a little like one of those Postal Workers who show up with an empty conscience and a full clip. I said, "I was told by the District Manager that if I came down here and paid this, my service would be turned back on." She gave me some slime about "policy" tempered with a really shitty attitude, like I was some gutter rat who had the audacity to touch one of their phones--and I just lost it. "I want you to call him and verify what I've said. And I want you to call him right now."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's not available right now."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How do you know that, until you call?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I know he's out of town."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's okay, he has a CELL PHONE!" I shouted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's NOT available," she said again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Who's your supervisor?" I said, REALLY LOUD. &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;*Murphy’s Technology Law #13: The first myth of management is that it exists.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said SHE was the supervisor. I said, "Who'd you sleep with to get the job?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The look on her face was almost worth all the hassle from the last few months. She said, "You can't have your service 'til you pay. Next!" And looked right past me to another customer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was at this point that I believe I went ballistic. I said, "I want to see a REAL manager, and I want to see one now!" And I went right past her BEHIND THE COUNTER and started searching the back offices. I was aware that I was causing a scene, and that other customers in the store were staring at me, thrilled that they would get to see something as exciting as a "Caught on Tape" episode.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She yelled at me, "I'm calling the police!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I yelled back, "Call them! I need to file a report on THEFT BY DECEPTION!" and I continued to look for a manager. There was NO ONE to be found, and when I came back to the front, she was on the phone with the police.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't tell you how close I came to snatching the receiver from her hand and beating her to death with it. When she hung up, I had decided that those cell-bunks were a little less that friendly for my back, and I didn't want to spend the night on one. So I leaned over the counter and got in her face and whispered, "Watch your back," and walked out. I guess it was a threat. I didn’t know what else to say. I wanted to have some kind of last word with her before making my exit. "Caught on Tape" was now quickly turning into an episode of "Cops."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;*Bad girl, bad girl, whatcha gonna do. . .whatcha gonna do when they come for you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the time I got to my car, I think a massive aneurysm was in order. I had earned 4 tickets, been up to my neck in the red tape and bureaucracy of government offices, totally overwhelmed with chronic pain, sick to death of struggling to get by on sandwiches and coffee and five dollars per week, feeling terribly worthless, victimized and generally sorry for myself.Then I had to deal with this garbage on top of all that. I mean, what had I done to deserve such turmoil and hardship? Hadn't I tried? Hadn't I kept my chin up and my head down?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the way home I cursed God, Buddha, Mohammed, Ghandi, Republicans, fertile       women, and a couple of Toyotas. &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="post-footer-line post-footer-line-1"&gt; &lt;span class="post-author vcard"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="fn"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="post-timestamp"&gt;&lt;a class="timestamp-link" href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/1999/11/clearly-not-alternative.html" rel="bookmark" title="permanent link"&gt;&lt;abbr class="published" title="1999-11-01T23:15:00-06:00"&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="post-icons"&gt;&lt;span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1597367224"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=268299762959946172&amp;amp;postID=2244574047656818830" title="Edit Post"&gt; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5260140038734996310?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5260140038734996310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5260140038734996310' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5260140038734996310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5260140038734996310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/1999/11/sprint-clearly-not-alternative.html' title='Sprint: Clearly Not an Alternative'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6011191926570227886</id><published>2008-03-29T17:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:05:16.309-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CERN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black holes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='France'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='particle accelerators'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='danger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LHC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Large Hadron Collider'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doomsday'/><title type='text'>Cause for ConCERN?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/03/cause-for-concern.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Have you heard about our potential annihilation?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;France is building a "doomsday machine" accordi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ng to Internet Whistle-blowers.  For an overview of these fears, refer to &lt;a href="http://www.misunderstooduniverse.com/France_Builds_Doomsday_Machine.htm"&gt;Misunderstood Universe&lt;/a&gt; website.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;CERN, or European Center for Nuclear Research (which makes no sense, unless the name was Center, European, of Research, Nuclear...but whatever) is the home of the most powerful particle accelerator...with the ability to create (though minuscule) black holes. The fearful public say that a created black hole could gravitate to center of the earth, and swallow us up in a matter of years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0I03xYCsI/AAAAAAAAAkY/8sfEfi4gJ40/s1600-h/CERN.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0I03xYCsI/AAAAAAAAAkY/8sfEfi4gJ40/s400/CERN.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182808450590575298" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;There are always questionable sources for information. Two, perhaps would be Nostradamus and Yahoo Answers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;From answers.yahoo, which I normally find to be a completely useless resource, since anyone can answer whether they are qualified or not, nonetheless, this is an answer and requires some investigation, and some insight from qualified persons:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;" face="courier new"&gt; "Is it safe for CERN to create a black hole on earth? I have heard recent news about CERN creating a black hole on earth to explain how the universe began. As in accordance with what we knmow about black holes does creation of a black hole on earth pose potential threat to mankind?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best Answer - Chosen by Voters&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I hope these aren't the same voters who will be going to the poles in November).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;" face="courier new"&gt; No danger at all. Black holes are not dangerous as such, its is massive black holes that could pause a threat, those with a mass that would be at least that of a mountain. Any micro black hole produced experimentally would have a mass comparable to that of an atom, and could not even have enough gravity to move another atom in close proximity. Further, it would be highly unstable and would stop be in a black hole in a period of time that is so short, you can't measure accurately, billionth of a second. Even if it could attract something -- and again it can't -- that something would not have had time to move before the black hole stops being a black hole."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And as far as Nostradamus is concerned, someone, of course, found a reference to this in one of his quatrains, and notes that as the population of the world reached&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; 6.66 billion, CERN went online, and this event coincides (maybe) with not only the ominous numbner 666, but with a Nostradamus prophesy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote face="courier new"&gt; 9:44--"All should leave Geneva. Saturn turns from gold to iron. The contrary Positive ray (RAYPOZ) will exterminate everything, there will be signs in the sky before this."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which caused rumblings about that Mayan Calender thing, of time as we know it, ending on December 22,  2012.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posted on Tech Target, is this &lt;a href="http://storage.blogs.techtarget.com/2008/02/06/are-storage-vendors-going-to-help-send-us-down-a-black-hole/"&gt;article:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;"Are storage vendors going to help send us down a black hole?&lt;br /&gt;February 6th, 2008 by Beth Pariseau&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m sure any number of you can come up with witty figurative responses to that, but I actually mean it literally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back in August I did a case study on CERN, the world’s largest physics laboratory, in Switzerland, and the petabytes of data storage that are going to support research on its Large Hadron Collider (LHC). LHC is a 12-story-high, 10-mile-wide underground system of tunnels, magnets and sensors that’s designed to do no less than recreate atomic conditions at the creation of the universe and capture particles that until now have been only theoretical.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having spoken with CERN about their research and the way the whole system is set up, I was surprised when I logged in to my personal email this morning and got a friend request from a profile titled STOP CERN. According to the profile:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This space has been set up to spread awareness of the risks a project due to be launched at CERN next year poses to our planet. For the first time in many decades someone has built a machine that exceeds all our powers of prediction, and although they estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low, the LHC propaganda machine that ‘everything is safe’ is well funded by your tax dollars, paying large salaries to thousands of people who have much to lose financially should the LHC be unable to prove its safety. As most of them perceive the risk to be small, they are willing to take that ’small risk’ at our expense. The actual risk cannot presently be calculated, and a Large Hadron Collider [LHC] legal defense fund has even been set up to challenge CERN on the project.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don’t have any kind of physics background, so I don’t know if the criticisms are legit, but I was doubly surprised to find that the MySpace profile is only the tip of the iceberg of people questioning CERN. In addition to some other critical websites, an LHC Legal Defense Fund has been started with the goal of legally intervening to stop CERN from turning on LHC this May, creating a black hole within the collider and accidentally destroying the planet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, isn’t that really every geek’s dream? To be working on a machine that even theoretically could accidentally destroy the planet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the debate seems to be whether or not something called “Hawking evaporation” (presumably named after physicist Stephen Hawking) will neutralize the microscopic black holes that could be created by the particle collisions in LHC, or if they’ll continue to grow and, well, eat France.&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;According to another anti-CERN site:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If MBH’s [microscopic black holes] are created, there is a likelyhood [sic] that some could fall unimpeded to the centre of the Earth under gravity…Scientists have estimated that a stable black hole at the center of the earth could consume not only France but the whole planet in the very short time span of between 4 minutes and 30 seconds and 7 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m a little more inclined to believe the multiple accredited physics organizations around the world involved in the LHC project know what they’re doing than I am to believe some people I’ve never heard of from the Internet, but what do I know? The criticism has at least been strong enough to prompt CERN to post a kind of FAQ page about black holes, strangelets, and all manner of interesting potential doomsday scenarios that have been envisioned for LHC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite the impressive power of the LHC in comparison with other accelerators, the energies produced in its collisions are greatly exceeded by those found in some cosmic rays. Since the much higher-energy collisions provided by Nature for billions of years have not harmed the Earth, there is no reason to think that any phenomenon produced by the LHC will do so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn’t it just be something, though, if after centuries of war and pollution and all the other things mankind has done to compromise the planet, Armageddon was actually brought about by a bunch of guys in a physics lab?"&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But  According to &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14923900/"&gt;MSNBC &lt;/a&gt;there is no cause for concern.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;Good news! Black hole won't destroy Earth&lt;br /&gt;Fears raised collider would create black holes that could swallow planet&lt;br /&gt;By Charles Q. Choi&lt;br /&gt;LiveScience&lt;br /&gt;updated 12:42 p.m. CT, Wed., Sept. 20, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scientists could generate a black hole as often as every second when the world's most powerful particle accelerator comes online in 2007.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This potential "black hole factory" has raised fears that a stray black hole could devour our planet whole. The Lifeboat Foundation, a nonprofit organization devoted to safeguarding humanity from what it considers threats to our existence, has stated that artificial black holes could "threaten all life on Earth" and so it proposes to set up "self-sustaining colonies elsewhere."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the chance of planetary annihilation by this means "is totally miniscule," experimental physicist Greg Landsberg at Brown University in Providence, R.I., told LiveScience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The accelerator, known as the Large Hadron Collider, is under construction in an underground circular tunnel nearly 17 miles long at the world's largest physics laboratory, CERN, near Geneva.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At its maximum, each particle beam the collider fires will pack as much energy as a 400-ton train traveling at 120 mph. By smashing particles together and investigating the debris, scientists hope to help solve mysteries such as the origin of mass and why there is more matter than antimatter in the universe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If theories about the universe containing extra dimensions other than those of space and time are correct, the accelerator might also generate black holes, Landsberg and his colleague Savas Dimopoulos at Stanford University in California calculated in 2001. Physicists Steve Giddings at the University of California, Santa Barbara and Scott Thomas at Stanford University in California reached similar conclusions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Black holes possess gravitational fields so strong that nothing can escape them, not even light. They normally form when the remains of a dead star collapse under their own gravity, squeezing their mass together. Although black holes can't be seen, astronomers infer their existence by the gravitational effects they have on gas and stars around them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Making black holes&lt;br /&gt;A number of models of the universe suggest extra dimensions of reality exist that are each folded up into sizes ranging from as tiny as a proton, or roughly a millionth of a billionth of a meter, to as big as a fraction of a millimeter. At distances comparable to the size of these extra dimensions, gravity becomes far stronger, these models suggest. If this is true, the collider will cram enough energy together to initiate gravitational collapses that produce black holes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If any of the models are right, the accelerator should create a black hole anywhere from every second to every day, each roughly possessing 5,000 times the mass of a proton and each a thousandth of a proton in size or smaller, Landsberg said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, any fears that such black holes will consume the Earth are groundless, Landsberg said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For one thing, theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking calculated all black holes should emit radiation, and that tiny black holes should lose more mass than they absorb, evaporating within a billionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second, "before they could gobble up any significant amount of matter," Landsberg said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not destroyed yet&lt;br /&gt;CERN spokesman and former research physicist James Gillies also pointed out that Earth is bathed with cosmic rays powerful enough to create black holes all the time, and the planet hasn't been destroyed yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Still, let's assume that even if Hawking is a genius, he's wrong, and that such black holes are more stable," Landsberg said. Nearly all of the black holes will be traveling fast enough from the accelerator to escape Earth's gravity. "Even if you produced 10 million black holes a year, only 10 would basically get trapped, orbiting around its center," Landsberg said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, such trapped black holes are so tiny, they could pass through a block of iron the distance from the Earth to the Moon and not hit anything. They would each take about 100 hours to gobble up one proton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At that rate, even if one did not take into account the fact that each black hole would slow down every time it gobbled up a proton, and thus suck down matter at an even slower rate, "about 100 protons would be destroyed every year by such a black hole, so it would take much more than the age of universe to destroy even one milligram of Earth material," Landsberg concluded. "It's quite hard to destroy the Earth."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the Large Hadron Collider does create black holes, not only will it prove that extra dimensions of the universe exist, but the radiation that decaying black holes emit could yield clues that help finally unite all the current ideas about the forces of nature under a "theory of everything." © 2008 LiveScience.com. All rights reserved. Legal&lt;br /&gt;© 2008 MSNBC.com&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;And in an article on NPR's website, this excerpt:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-family: courier new;"&gt;   &lt;p&gt;A few non-scientists have been worried that physicists are getting a little too close to god for comfort. They're worried that this experiment could destroy the Earth, because one possibility is that the machine will make miniature black holes. De Rujula describes miniature black holes as particles of extraordinary density compared to usual objects.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;He says black holes would certainly be interesting, because they would be evidence for extra tiny dimensions of space-time. But he doesn't think they are likely to appear. And if they do, they'll be harmless.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;"Those black holes will not be dangerous ones of science fiction that eat up everything," De Rujula promises. "Being so small they sort of break into pieces."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More discussion on this can be found on &lt;a href="http://www.futurepundit.com/archives/001313.html"&gt;Future Pundit&lt;/a&gt;. Fascinating, terrifying, slightly encouraging, confusing, highly technical, highly stupid and partially ambiguous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A poster named Andrew said,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 100%;"&gt;"Having read these pages, I contacted Professor George Ellis - one of the most eminent physicists who worked on Black Holes theory with Stephen Hawking, as well as a highly reputable philosopher of science and receiver of the Temperton Prize. In his reply, Professor Ellis wrote (E-mail of 22-9-06): "I don't think there is any risk. The theories quoted are highly speculative and have no experimental basis. And higher energy particles already exist in the universe - they are in cosmic rays. I don't think it is anything to get worried about."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't help but notice that the qualified response to this includes the phrase "I don't think it is anything to get worried about." You DON'T THINK? Meaning, you're not sure? Meaning, there is still some risk we don't know about, or we do know about, but are willing to chance?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0K9XxYCtI/AAAAAAAAAkg/FkvrzDLarRw/s1600-h/blackhole.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0K9XxYCtI/AAAAAAAAAkg/FkvrzDLarRw/s400/blackhole.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182810795642718930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;It almost seems that we must have some official investigation or interview with some trusted authority who has no conflict of interest in telling us all the truth. I think that ultimately, ANY danger is too much danger in this case. The only situation I can see wherein this would not be true, is if we were insured certain global destruction if we DIDN'T do this. Calculated risk is a sensible method of discerning decisions, but we must always consider worst-case-scenarios. If the worst case scenario is the ultimate annihilation of everything on the planet, then the small risk becomes a moot consideration, and the activities of CERN or any other scientific entity must be prohibited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will continue to search for cogent answers to this gargantuan issue. And I welcome anyone who can provide reputable input on it, or direct me toward that in some way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;CERN's &lt;a href="http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html"&gt;homepage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a link to &lt;a href="http://doc.cern.ch/yellowrep/2003/2003-001/p1.pdf"&gt;a pdf document offered by CERN&lt;/a&gt; on this topic. I do not, however, trust the word of those who are being accused of doing something dangerous. An obvious conflict of interest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, here's a &lt;a href="http://www-elsa.physik.uni-bonn.de/accelerator_list.html"&gt;list of particle accelerator labs&lt;/a&gt; around the world.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div class="post-footer-line post-footer-line-1"&gt; &lt;span class="post-author vcard"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="post-icons"&gt;&lt;span class="item-control blog-admin pid-1597367224"&gt;&lt;a href="post-edit.g?blogID=268299762959946172&amp;amp;postID=4809760864168193368" title="Edit Post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6011191926570227886?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6011191926570227886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6011191926570227886' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6011191926570227886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6011191926570227886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/cause-for-concern.html' title='Cause for ConCERN?'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0I03xYCsI/AAAAAAAAAkY/8sfEfi4gJ40/s72-c/CERN.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-592687905290336920</id><published>2008-03-28T17:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:03:52.468-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>No More Hall-Decking for You Guys</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Jeremiah 10:2-4: &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"Thus saith the LORD, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Learn not the way of the heathen,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0MR3xYCuI/AAAAAAAAAko/d-JIyjZ34ic/s1600-h/nocmastree.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0MR3xYCuI/AAAAAAAAAko/d-JIyjZ34ic/s200/nocmastree.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182812247341664994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not." &lt;/span&gt;(KJV).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, that's it for all you Christmas tree-hugging Christians. If you believe in what the Bible tells you, there will be no more Christmas trees or decorating!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Thou mustest not decketh the halls!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-592687905290336920?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/592687905290336920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=592687905290336920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/592687905290336920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/592687905290336920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/no-more-hall-decking-for-you-guys.html' title='No More Hall-Decking for You Guys'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-0MR3xYCuI/AAAAAAAAAko/d-JIyjZ34ic/s72-c/nocmastree.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6341727027649029648</id><published>2008-03-28T06:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T06:54:57.864-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Feedburner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Feeds'/><title type='text'>What are feeds? (from Feedburner)</title><content type='html'>&lt;table style="margin-bottom: 20px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-0;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:-0;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;   Feed 101&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align="right"&gt; &lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/support/feedburner/bin/answer.py?answer=79408&amp;amp;print=1" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('outgoing/printlink/en');"&gt;&lt;img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/images/print_icon.gif" border="0" height="15" width="14" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/support/feedburner/bin/answer.py?answer=79408&amp;amp;print=1" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('outgoing/printlink/en');"&gt;Print&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;What are feeds? I see "RSS", "XML", and "Atom" out there, but I don't know how I might use these links when I find them.&lt;/h3&gt; &lt;p&gt;Feeds are a way for websites large and small to distribute their content well beyond just visitors using browsers. Feeds permit &lt;em&gt;subscription&lt;/em&gt; to regular updates, delivered automatically via a web portal, news reader, or in some cases good old email. Feeds also make it possible for site content to be packaged into "widgets," "gadgets," mobile devices, and other bite-sized technologies that make it possible to display blogs, podcasts, and major news/sports/weather/whatever headlines just about anywhere.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;h3&gt;What Does This Mean?&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/i/public/feed-icon-garbage.gif" align="right" /&gt;You may recognize the universal &lt;a href="http://www.feedicons.com/" target="_blank"&gt;feed icon&lt;/a&gt; or these "chicklets" from your favorite websites, blogs, and podcasts. These icons represent content in any format - text, audio or video - to which you can subscribe and read/watch/listen using a feed reader. &lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/feed101#howtoread"&gt;What's that?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;h3&gt;Why is This a Good Thing?&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/feed101#backstory"&gt;Technology evolution&lt;/a&gt; in online publishing has made it really easy to not only publish regular updates to web-based content, but also keep track of a large number of your favorite websites or blogs, without having to remember to check each site manually or clutter your email inbox. You can now streamline your online experience by subscribing to specific content feeds and aggregating this information in one place to be read when you're ready.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Consumer Bottom Line:&lt;/strong&gt; Subscribing to feeds makes it possible to review a large amount of online content in a very short time.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Publisher Bottom Line:&lt;/strong&gt; Feeds permit instant distribution of content and the ability to make it "subscribable."&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Advertiser Bottom Line:&lt;/strong&gt; Advertising in feeds overcomes many of the shortcomings that traditional marketing channels encounter including spam filters, delayed distribution, search engine rankings, and general inbox noise.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;   &lt;h3&gt;Who publishes feeds?&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;Most of the biggest names on the web offer content feeds including &lt;a href="http://asp.usatoday.com/marketing/rss/index.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;USATODAY.com&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/help/rss/default.stm" target="_blank"&gt;BBC News Headlines&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/RSS/listIndex" target="_blank"&gt;ABCNews&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022-5115113.html" target="_blank"&gt;CNET&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/rss" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/subst/xs/syndicate.html/103-5742337-2709418" target="_blank"&gt;Amazon.com&lt;/a&gt; (including a &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/gss/detail/10840/103-5742337-2709418" target="_blank"&gt;podcast&lt;/a&gt;!), and many more. Google publishes feeds as part of many of our services; for example, you can get a feed of new items for any search you make in &lt;a href="http://news.google.com/"&gt;Google News&lt;/a&gt;. In addition, hundreds of thousands of bloggers, podcasters, and videobloggers publish feeds to keep themselves better connected to their readers, listeners, admirers, and critics. Apple, through its iTunes Music Store, offers tens of thousands of audio and video &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podcasting" target="_blank"&gt;podcasts&lt;/a&gt; for download, each of which is powered by a feed.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;h3 id="howtoread"&gt;How do I read feeds?&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;If you want to browse and subscribe to feeds, you have many choices. Today, there are more than 2,000 different feed reading applications, also known as "news aggregators" (for text, mostly) or "podcatchers" (for podcasts). There are even readers that work exclusively on mobile devices.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;Some require a small purchase price but are tops for ease-of-use and ship with dozens of feeds pre-loaded so you can explore the feed "universe" right away. Free readers are available as well; a search for "Feed reader" or "Feed aggregator" at popular search sites will yield many results. A handful of popular feed readers are listed at the bottom of this page.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;A typical interface for a feed reader will display your feeds and the number of new (unread) entries within each of those feeds. You can also organize your feeds into categories and even clip and save your favorite entries (with certain applications).&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;If you prefer, you can use an online, web-based service to track and manage feeds. Online services give you the advantage of being able to access your feed updates anywhere you can find a web browser. Also, upgrades and new features are added automatically.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a targetheight="520" targetwidth="800" href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/i/public/newsgator_sample_preview.gif" rel="targetwidth:800;targetheight:520"&gt;Show me what a typical feed reader looks like&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;   &lt;h3&gt;How can I publish my own feeds?&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;If you have a website, blog, audio/video content, or even photos, you can offer a feed of your content as an option. If you are using a popular blogging platform or publishing tool like TypePad, Wordpress, or Blogger, you likely publish a feed automatically. Even other non-blogging sites like social photo-sharing service &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Flickr&lt;/a&gt; offer feeds of content you produce that others can retrieve. There are also tools on the market that can help transform traditional web content into the right format for distribution.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;FeedBurner's services allow publishers who already have a feed to improve their understanding of and relationship with their audience. Once you have a working feed, run it through FeedBurner and realize a whole new set of benefits.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Learn more about FeedBurner's services for &lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/blogs"&gt;blogs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/podcasts"&gt;podcasts&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/commercial"&gt;commercial publications&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;   &lt;h3 id="backstory"&gt;And finally, some technical backstory...&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;p&gt;The new method for easily distributing online content is often called a web feed and the technical format that makes it possible is called RSS, which stands for Really Simple Syndication, Rich Site Summary, and/or Rockdale, Sandow, and Southern (Railroad) if you trust the good folks at &lt;a href="http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=rss&amp;amp;String=exact" target="_blank"&gt;AcronymFinder.com&lt;/a&gt;. RSS is based on XML, a widely used standard for textual information exchange between applications on the Internet. RSS feeds can be viewed as plain text files, but they're really designed for computer-to-computer communication.&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;We should point out that RSS is just one standard for expressing feeds as XML. Another well-known choice is Atom. Both formats have their boosters, and it doesn't appear that consolidation toward a single standard is imminent. However, most feed subscribers simply want fresh content and don't care at all about the underlying protocol. (FeedBurner helps publishers avoid this quandary with our SmartFeed service, which makes any feed format readable on any subscriber device.)&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;h3 id="backstory"&gt;Resources:&lt;/h3&gt;   &lt;h4&gt;Feed-Related Backgrounders&lt;/h4&gt; &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/03/15/new.web/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;CNN: Welcome to the 'new' Web, same as the 'old' Web&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.xml.com/pub/a/2002/12/18/dive-into-xml.html" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Pilgrim at XML.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,60053,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;Wired Magazine: Aggregators Attack Info Overload&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediathink.com/rss/whitepaper.asp" target="_blank"&gt;MediaThink: RSS: The Next Big Thing Online (an introduction to RSS implications for business)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/help/3223484.stm" target="_blank"&gt;BBC News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_feeds" target="_blank"&gt;Wikipedia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;h4&gt;Popular Feed Readers&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6341727027649029648?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6341727027649029648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6341727027649029648' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6341727027649029648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6341727027649029648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/what-are-feeds-from-feedburner.html' title='What are feeds? (from Feedburner)'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-6257240356491931644</id><published>2008-03-27T17:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:06:33.980-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cashiers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='employees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wal-Mart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clerks'/><title type='text'>The Attack of the Wal-Martian</title><content type='html'>&lt;a name="5463281206425769645"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;So I went to wal mart to get a re-recordable dvd or two some regular ones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I made my way to the front, a rather elderly Wal-Martian, with Spandex pants pulled up high over her pot belly, stood staring at me. I paused, saying, "I'm ready if you are."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She frowned. I noticed her eyebrows seemed unnaturally bushy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Are you open?" I indicated her empty line, which she was posted at, like all good Wal-martians, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-uoYHxYCgI/AAAAAAAAAi4/UIXsnkj_Y4s/s1600-h/unsmileywalmart.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-uoYHxYCgI/AAAAAAAAAi4/UIXsnkj_Y4s/s200/unsmileywalmart.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182420928576358914" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;who wish to snag you and encourage you to pay for your selected items before leaving the store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She nodded, but didn't move.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I just walked over to the checkout and waited for her to catch up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She took her post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, "I want to pay for this on one card, and this on another card."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She seemed confused. I wasn't sure if she was still thinking about her confusion of seconds ago, when I made the assumption that she knew what she was there for, or if this was new confusion, but she said, "You want each of these, both on the same card?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Nooo." I was wondering how she made it through training. Maybe she hadn't had any. Obligingly, I repeated my request, that I wanted to pay for each item with a different card.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why do you want to do that?" she asked, holding my dvd's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My knee-jerk retort was  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Nunya damn business why. Just do it.&lt;/span&gt; But I'm nice. Usually. "No ma'am, I want to pay for this item on this card--" I held it up. "And this other item on this other card--" another visual. "I want to pay with two different accounts, that's all..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She seemed baffled, but rang the first one up. I waited for her to press credit, and she didn't. "Okay..." I said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She lifted her caterpillar eyebrows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Okay. You can press credit, now."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She whirled, with one finger already aloft in preparation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Same thing happened with the next item.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, she paused to ask, "Do you want them in the same sack?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;No, I want THIS one in this sack, and this other one in a sack from way over there! &lt;/span&gt;Again. Nice. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Play nice.&lt;/span&gt; I bit back my retort. If this continued, my tongue would be bleeding. "You can put both of them in the same sack, I don't think it will foul up the credit card statement."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She frowned again. The caterpillars mashing together atop her soupy brown eyes. She had a mole on her chin, I noticed. And there was a huge whisker planted in it. I looked down for my sack, but she hadn't rotated the little caddy yet. It was still on her side of the counter. I waited, my own eyebrows high, hoping she'd remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Have a day..." she said. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a day?&lt;/span&gt;  Did she have a glitch in her software? &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I Am having a day, that's for sure. &lt;/span&gt;"Um, could you..." I rotated my finger to illustrate to her again with a visual, because words were obviously not her friend. She actually TURNED AROUND and looked. I guess she thought I didn't want her to watch me as I took my bag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I grabbed the metal sack arm, and whirled it myself, snatched the bag and was on my way out as she was turning around, still confused, her caterpillars waltzing on her brow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hoped this was her first and last day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-6257240356491931644?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/6257240356491931644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=6257240356491931644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6257240356491931644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/6257240356491931644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/attack-of-wal-martian.html' title='The Attack of the Wal-Martian'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-uoYHxYCgI/AAAAAAAAAi4/UIXsnkj_Y4s/s72-c/unsmileywalmart.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7829076023064554221</id><published>2008-03-24T17:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:10:11.684-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angst'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disillusionment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lesbians'/><title type='text'>Catching Hell From the Hellish</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/03/catching-hell-from-hellish.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even within my own "supposed" community, the community assigned to me by virtue of my sexual preference, I catch hell in the online dating realm, whenever I complain about the content of insipid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ei2XxYCWI/AAAAAAAAAho/SDvNxw5psrc/s1600-h/negative+net+dating.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ei2XxYCWI/AAAAAAAAAho/SDvNxw5psrc/s200/negative+net+dating.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181288951290792290" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;emails from the dull and ignorant on personals sites. Misspelled words, fragmented sentences, fake modesty, transparent bravado, shallow beliefs, misplaced haughtiness, gender confusion, the walking wounded.... Sometimes I can't believe it. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to believe it, because it's true. It happens to me repeatedly, like some recurring rash... I continue to get those kinds of mails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I even started a special forum called &lt;a href="http://atypicallesbians.forumotion.com/"&gt;Atypical Lesbians&lt;/a&gt;, to try to accommodate those who felt as I did. I saw it as a sort of Underground Railroad for chagrined, dispirited lesbians who wanted more from their lives and their people; those who wanted to rise above the mundane and stereotypical. I have simply lost my patience with the kind of mentality so commonly revealed in ads and emails from personals sites. Associating with those "types" just depresses me. But five months after I launched the forum, there's very little activity, because apparently, there are not enough lesbians out there who are Atypical. Notwithstanding my good intentions, it's not like you can bring any rise to the unleavened, as it were. This is another thing that Political Correctness helps keep afloat. No one speaks out, no one says this is not acceptable. It keeps us all from evolving. Some truths are still the truths, even if they are uncomfortable to some.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...I am an individualist, non-conformist...among other things some would label "bitch." Why is it that having standards for yourself and others, automatically relegates you to bitch-status? I don't enjoy being so schismatic with my identity and the identity of others...but somehow if I don't, I feel I will be sucked into the abyss. And if I'm going to be sucked into the abyss, I want it to be the Bliss Abyss, not the abyss of ignorance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I suppose all this means I am also an Intellectual Separatist. I'm not judging the people, per se, just their behavior, their choices, and the surrounding issues that arise. But it's often so hard to divide a subjective self-concept or cosmology from the objective universal ones. Meaning, some people have certain ideas about themselves, and anything that threatens it is rejected out of hand. Even if what they believe is inaccurate or delusional. They believe what they believe and sometimes can't understand that beliefs are malleable; that evolution is predicated on questions and data-gathering; that what is true now, is not always written in stone; and perhaps most importantly, that if you don't educate yourself and make learning your friend, you will be INCAPABLE of understanding the very concepts that might lead to inner peace and happiness. Contrarily, you also cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Ultimately everyone has to take the reins on their own buggy and guide it where they want it to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then there's that old Prime Directive (from Star Trek)--never interfere with the natural evolution of a species. I think that applies here, too. We can help when asked or when we think we might be able to LightSwitch someone; we can put our ideas out there and hope they are considered. But ultimately, everyone is on her own path, and what she learns has to be visceral. Ideas will only take you so far. Action is the defining element. And I can't make anyone do anything they don't want to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7829076023064554221?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7829076023064554221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7829076023064554221' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7829076023064554221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7829076023064554221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/catching-hell-from-hellish.html' title='Catching Hell From the Hellish'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ei2XxYCWI/AAAAAAAAAho/SDvNxw5psrc/s72-c/negative+net+dating.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5912741533028478320</id><published>2008-03-24T17:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:08:06.561-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='harm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political Correctness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honesty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spanish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tort Reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English'/><title type='text'>PC, Bad. Honesty, Good.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Political Correctness, I believe, is doing more harm than good in this country...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For instance, that message you get when you call almost any business line that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-efOnxYCVI/AAAAAAAAAhg/7iD6vv2y3Z8/s1600-h/tape+mouths.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-efOnxYCVI/AAAAAAAAAhg/7iD6vv2y3Z8/s200/tape+mouths.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5181284969856108882" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;says,"Press one for English." As an American, I understand that the native language is English. If there are those in this country who only speak Spanish, then let them press one for Spanish. If they came here to integrate, then it's "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." It's not that it's all that profoundly inconvenient to press one, it's that it's aggravating because of what it represents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This sort of thing goes on because everyone is trying so damn hard to be Politically Correct. It goes on because there is some misguided fear that we might hurt some feelings. We tippy-toe around things like fearful slaves. I'm not expecting anything from anyone I don't also expect from myself. If I moved to France, I would expect to learn French in order to be there. I wouldn't expect every public service to provide me with English Language options. I would respect that French was their native language and if I wanted to visit there, I should learn how to speak it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also think that our fear of not being Politically Correct keeps us from communicating in other ways. How can we discuss something fully, and gain any understanding, if we are censored in our speech? It's counter-productive to the health of our country and the progression of us as a species. If we are always so overly concerned with offending someone, things don't get discussed. And when they don't get discussed, they don't get solved. It's like that old cliche, "you can't see the forest for the trees." Political Correctness can often serve to cloud the issues, rather than solve them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For instance, when I say, "Those welfare mothers who continue to use children as pawns for their own sustenance should be booted off the system and made to make their own way more honestly," I get blasted for being insensitive, prejudiced, and even racist. (Oh my god! don't be racist--only black people can call each other nigger, you know. Maybe if black people spoke to each other with respect, white people would do that, too). Yet, this issue has profoundly affected our society and has done nothing to solve the real problems that sprout from it. It's not about skin color. It's not about me trying to feel superior. It's about, "Here's a problem that needs to be solved, here are behaviors that are counter-productive, and let's make sure everyone has the opportunity to improve themselves, without handing all of it to them on a silver platter, so that they don't have to do the work like the rest of us." This issue is at the root of a need for Tort Reform, as well. If anyone can sue for any kind of thing said or done, no matter what, where does it all end? It clogs our courtrooms, it makes the right people poor and the wrong people rich.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People need to stop being such whiners and just do the right thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5912741533028478320?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5912741533028478320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5912741533028478320' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5912741533028478320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5912741533028478320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/pc-bad-honesty-good.html' title='PC, Bad. Honesty, Good.'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-efOnxYCVI/AAAAAAAAAhg/7iD6vv2y3Z8/s72-c/tape+mouths.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-5931679869812477715</id><published>2008-03-23T17:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:11:55.421-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Secret Service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freedom of speech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squirt gun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Absorbine Jr.'/><title type='text'>Pretend it's a Secret...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://synapticcircus.blogspot.com/2008/03/pretend-its-secret.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;In regard to my previous post "The First Idiot &amp;amp; His Right-Hand Dick"....&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I have given friends a heads-up. I told them that if I disappear, they'll know who's responsible. The Secret Service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to know: How come they call it the Secret Service, when we all know about it? &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I have two things on my side:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;First, those guys in suits with a somber expression and a wire coming out of their ear and always speaking into their cufflink--Could they BE any more c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;onspicuous? And they often wear these vests that say right there across the front, "Secret Service." Are we supposed to pretend we c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-Xt9HxYCRI/AAAAAAAAAg4/t5MR5CqMxcE/s1600-h/SecretServicevest.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-Xt9HxYCRI/AAAAAAAAAg4/t5MR5CqMxcE/s200/SecretServicevest.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180808580673571090" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;an't read?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...this Secret Service thing...do the members of this elite bodyguard squad have to lie to their families? Like, "Honey, what exactly IS your job? What do you do every day?"&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm in the service industry...."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What kind of service?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I can't tell you, it's a secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you." (I added that last bit because I know people expect to hear it. It's all James-Bond-Romantical.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Second, I do know they usually abduct people in the middle of the night. (I know this because I watch movies about it, and you can't get a more reliable source than Hollywood). But see, what they don't know is that I'm usually awake in the middle of the night. If they really want to catch me by surprise, they'll sneak in during THE DAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way, I'll be waiting for them, and when they creep into my room, I'll whip out my squirt gun filled with Absorbine Jr, and then my OTHER squirt gun with warm water, and aim at the same places.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They'll be so uncomfortable with THAT burn, that they'll retreat and make another plan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But so will I.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, of course, I realize they might be reading THIS TOO...but they don't know whether I'm leaving misinformation either...maybe I'm planting red herrings. Maybe I'm not even who I say I am. Maybe that picture on this blog is not a picture of me. Maybe I'm not even female. Or gay. &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, yeah. I AM gay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-5931679869812477715?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/5931679869812477715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=5931679869812477715' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5931679869812477715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/5931679869812477715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/pretend-its-secret.html' title='Pretend it&apos;s a Secret...'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-Xt9HxYCRI/AAAAAAAAAg4/t5MR5CqMxcE/s72-c/SecretServicevest.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-2825551743292179117</id><published>2008-03-23T17:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:10:52.385-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matthew Lesko'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penn and Teller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jerry Falwell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheney Pat Robertson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monica Lewinsky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kelli Jae Baeli'/><title type='text'>News I'd Like to Hear</title><content type='html'>&lt;a name="8690251643624040731"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;1. Matthew Lesko was gravely injured when the question mark from a "Got Milk?" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ZtfHxYCUI/AAAAAAAAAhY/2Wxw5nLkGrc/s1600-h/matthewlesko.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ZtfHxYCUI/AAAAAAAAAhY/2Wxw5nLkGrc/s200/matthewlesko.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180948802765850946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;sign fell and beaned him on the head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Pat Robertson finally struck by lightning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;3. Bush &amp;amp; Cheney on the run as Federal Marshalls try to serve them with an arrest warrant for War Crimes, High Treason, and various other crimes against humanity. Officer in charge of the manhunt says, "We're gonna stay the course, smoke 'em out, and get 'em runnin'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Jerry Falwell's daughter appears on Penn &amp;amp; Teller's Bullshit, and confesses she is a proud lesbian atheist. She credits her father for her conversion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Monica Lewinsky caught "servicing" McCain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Kelli Jae Baeli receives hefty advance and publishing contract from Random House.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-2825551743292179117?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/2825551743292179117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=2825551743292179117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2825551743292179117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/2825551743292179117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/news-id-like-to-hear.html' title='News I&apos;d Like to Hear'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ZtfHxYCUI/AAAAAAAAAhY/2Wxw5nLkGrc/s72-c/matthewlesko.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1979896488205505769</id><published>2008-03-22T17:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:13:05.183-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='So?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iraq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rationales'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shock and awe'/><title type='text'>The First Idiot &amp; His Right-Hand Dick</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The First Idiot is once again revising the reasons for going to war. Now, it seems it is about Osama Bin Laden again and the economy. Funny, in an interview with Anne Curry on February 18th, Bush said, "I don’t think so. I think actually the spending in the war might help with jobs…because we’re buying equipment, and people are working. I think this economy is down because we built too many houses and the economy’s adjusting."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At any given time in the past, Idiot-extraordinaire Dubya said the war was about oh-so-many things--according to what his pea-brain thought would fly. How stupid does he think we are? I can recall when he first announced this war, it was &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ULgXxYCQI/AAAAAAAAAgw/6UthIA5qcCo/s1600-h/iraq+war+dead.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ULgXxYCQI/AAAAAAAAAgw/6UthIA5qcCo/s320/iraq+war+dead.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180559597124454658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;called Operation Iraqi Liberation...until someone with two brain cells to rub together pointed out that the abbreviation for that was &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;OIL&lt;/span&gt;. It was changed to Operation Iraqi Freedom. &lt;/span&gt;    &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A recent graduate of the University of Illinois, Devon Largio, did a study of rationals offered by the Bush administration and its cronies for the war. The study only covered a time span between September 2001 and October 2002. "Largio examines the public statements of President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle, Sens. Joseph Lieberman and John McCain, Richard Perle (then chairman of the Defense Policy Review Board), Secretary of State Colin Powell, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz."&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The table for this study can be found &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/cms.php?story_id=2679"&gt;here. &lt;/a&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the text list:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To prevent the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   For regime change&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To further the war on terror&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because of Iraq's violations of U.N. resolutions.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Because of Saddam Hussein's evil dictatorship and actions&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because of a lack of weapons inspections in Iraq&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To liberate Iraq&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;  Because of Iraq's links to al Queda&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because Iraq was an imminent threat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To disarm Iraq&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To conclude the Gulf War of 1991&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because Hussein was a threat to the region&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   For the safety of the world&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To support the United Nations.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because the US could (easy victory).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To preserve peace around the world&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because Iraq was a unique threat&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   To transform the region&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   As a warning to other terrorist nations&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because Hussein hates the U.S. and will act against it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;   Because history calls the US into action.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;And this does not, apparently, cover ALL of the statements made in this regard.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A few days ago,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; Bush added "the economy" and "because the surge is succeeding" to that list. Once again, Dubya-Dumb-Dumb is under the false illusion that the American people are as stupid as he is, and that you can make a silk purse from a sow's ear. He even had the gall to say that troops would start coming home now. He failed to point out that they were the extras sent for the surge, and the other ones will still be there.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then there's that other Dick: the Vice President, Dick Cheney. When Cheney said, "On the security front, I think there’s a general consensus that we’ve made major progress, that the surge has worked. That’s been a major success," White House correspondent Martha Raddatz responded, "Two-thirds of Americans say it’s not worth fighting."&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Cheney's Dickish response was, "So?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Raddatz pushed on: "So? You don’t care what the American people think?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;"No." Big Dick answered. "I think you cannot be blown off course by the fluctuations in the public opinion polls."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;This, when we know that there has been no fluctuation in public opinion. Any changes in public opinion have been steadily and increasingly AGAINST the war. But DICK doesn't care what the people think--though ironically, he thinks he can speak for us like he did in February when he said "The American people will not support a policy of retreat." Could there be any clearer indication of public service being a cloak for self-service?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the 5th anniversary of the "Shock and Awe" (the beginning of the war), Cheney was&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;fishing off a yacht&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; belonging to the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Sultan of Oman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;. It's obvious why he doesn't care what people think and wants the war to continue. He's benefiting from it.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I say try Bush and Cheney (among others) for High Treason and War Crimes, and hang them by the neck until dead.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And just in case someone monitors this and sees it as a death threat, I am NOT offering my services, nor soliciting the services of anyone else. I am instead exercising my right to free speech. We do still have that right in America don't we?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mark Twain once said, "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's what I'm doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1979896488205505769?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1979896488205505769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1979896488205505769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1979896488205505769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1979896488205505769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/first-idiot-his-right-hand-dick.html' title='The First Idiot &amp; His Right-Hand Dick'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R-ULgXxYCQI/AAAAAAAAAgw/6UthIA5qcCo/s72-c/iraq+war+dead.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7485561918233856667</id><published>2008-03-13T17:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:14:34.551-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drag shows'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politically correct'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lesbians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gay'/><title type='text'>Drag Shows are Aptly Named</title><content type='html'>&lt;a name="4716749261948003258"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Drag shows are aptly named. They are a drag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don't ever expect me to join you at a drag show. I'd sooner perform an appendectomy on myself with a SPOON. And I'm GAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://atypicallesbians.forumotion.com/users/58/16/85/smiles/680144.gif" alt=":egads:" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;ll gay bars have drag shows, because apparently, gay people en masse don't have anything else to offer in the entertainment realm. (Notwithstanding the Melissa Etheridge's and Ellen Degeneres's of the world--thank god for them). I'm not expecting a rendition of Bent, but Hell's Bells. Can't they do better than a same tired old stereotypical thing where men and women dress up as women and men and pretend to have talent? &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Can you pretend to play that unplugged electric guitar any more convincingly?&lt;/span&gt; It strikes me as some puerile backyard presentation to mom and dad by a bunch of 7 year olds. "Mom! Mom! Look what *I* can do!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://atypicallesbians.forumotion.com/users/58/16/85/smiles/170291.gif" alt=":jester:" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I know I'm just ripe for an attack from the Homo Hit Squad, but damn! Is being politically correct more important than being honest? I will never understand why people don't want to reach for more in their expressions of selfhood. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;And there's another added confusion--is it just me, or is there something inherently wrong with lesbians getting excited about a man, pretending to be a woman? (Like they don't KNOW that under the sequins and fishnet stockings, resides a live, pulsing penis). And the same goes for the drag KINGS. Why would i get excited about a woman pretending to be a man? If I were sexually aroused by a man, I'd be straight.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://atypicallesbians.forumotion.com/users/58/16/85/smiles/799829.gif" alt=":pop:" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;And have you ever noticed how the audience at drag shows will applaud when the "performer" hits a money-note in the song? Um...hello! He's not REALLY singing, so why are you applauding that? The recording of the REAL singer can't hear you. It's a case of either the willing suspension of disbelief, or the unwitting suspension of rational thought. Either way, something vital is being suspended, and i just find it absurd. I just won't support that crap anymore. I'd rather eat my own brains.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://atypicallesbians.forumotion.com/users/58/16/85/smiles/19119.gif" alt=":eatbrain:" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Okay, Homo-Hit-Squad, release the hounds. And you guys try not to break a nail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7485561918233856667?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7485561918233856667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7485561918233856667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7485561918233856667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7485561918233856667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/drag-shows-are-aptly-named.html' title='Drag Shows are Aptly Named'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-3051281910676098421</id><published>2008-03-09T18:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-09T18:53:00.237-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Under Construction</title><content type='html'>I'm in the process of transferring my personal blog files here.&lt;br /&gt;Check back later.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-3051281910676098421?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/3051281910676098421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=3051281910676098421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3051281910676098421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/3051281910676098421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/03/under-construction.html' title='Under Construction'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-1638871830546769743</id><published>2008-02-11T17:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:19:40.398-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danbury'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='city council'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illegal imigration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lou Dobbs'/><title type='text'>Specious Nonsense: Dobbs on the Dot Again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;" class="postbody"&gt;Lou Dobbs is one of my favorite journalists, (along with Keith Olbermann) because he speaks the truth...the stories he covers are not the usual fare, but are at once indicative of how the mainstream media misses the most important stories--the ones that really matter. If i have to watch another 30 minute segment on Brittany Spears, i think I'm going to claw my own eyes out. When did some wayward pop star become newsworthy? How is the state of her psyche more important than the slew of other things going on that we, as citizens, need to know about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To wit, Lou Dobbs shared a story the other night that i found patently absurd--if you read between the lines. The Danbury, Connecticut city council voted to seek partnership with U.S. immigration and customs enforcement, by way of being proactive in enforcing the Immigration laws (since, as you know, we have a president who doesn't seem to care what happens state-side). The council met to put the final touches on their decision for enforcement, to include assigning officers specifically to deal with the immigration problem, and to alleviate the issues that have spiraled out of control. Though chastised soundly by a group of protesters, the council stuck to their guns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now here's the kicker: The protesters? Illegal Immigrants. That's right. They appeared to whine and offer their outrage that they were being mistreated by being expected to live here legally like the rest of us. It is beyond absurd that a bunch of illegal immigrants actually had the cheek to show up and complain about it!! Do they not understand that if they are not U.S. citizens, they don't get to have the rights thereof? Apparently not. One even spoke at the council meeting, saying that the new measures could be likened to apartheid; another said that "the reason we are illegal, is not because we want to be illegal, this country is making us illegal." In answer to this, council members pointed out that the immigration status of a person is only checked AFTER that person is arrested for something else. Robert Arconti, a Danbury city council member, read from the act to illustrate that the only ones who would be checked were, after all, CRIMINALS. The council stood their ground, and i was inspired by their resolve. The vote was 19 to 2 to retain the act.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's something else shiny, you can squint at: The three buses of illegals who came to protest the local decision, were not even living in the Danbury area. They had no interest in the retention of the immigration act. It didn't require a Mensa member to understand that this was obviously staged by those who want open borders and amnesty for illegals, and who protest against enforcement of our laws.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dobbs called it "Specious nonsense" and "nothing more than an adjunct for the Mexican government." He complimented the Danbury government for doing the right thing. And i CONCUR.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-1638871830546769743?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/1638871830546769743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=1638871830546769743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1638871830546769743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/1638871830546769743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2008/02/specious-nonsense-dobbs-on-dot-again.html' title='Specious Nonsense: Dobbs on the Dot Again'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-7633310595182641854</id><published>2007-12-06T17:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:29:34.525-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Axis of Evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iraq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clinton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='impeach'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dubya'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WMD&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Dubya Dubya Dubya Dot Con</title><content type='html'>&lt;a name="5606927285221980"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_qgCXxYDaI/AAAAAAAAAqg/Kj2LDHm3HeA/s1600-h/6992.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_qgCXxYDaI/AAAAAAAAAqg/Kj2LDHm3HeA/s200/6992.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186633883471842722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;There was this protest sign i saw  that read: "Would someone please give Bush a Blowjob so We Can Impeach  him?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;I can think of no more  succinct way of illustrating the absurdity of the situation.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell me again, why was Clinton impeached for trying to cover up details in his sexual Indiscretions, while Dubya remains in office following a long list of truly High Crimes? The first of which was literally RIGGING an election. Isn't it great when your friends own the voting machines? Isn't it great when the general public don't think much of the fact that NONE of the exit polls matched the results? or that more Republicans voted in districts than there were registered Republicans? or that thousands didn't get their vote counted, or that thousands were wrongfully prevented from voting by falsifying voting records? (there is documented proof of this one). Isn't it also just ducky when those who make the final decision about who becomes president, just happen to be the Hopeful Candidate's BROTHER and friend/Associate? The list goes on, but let's skip ahead....&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...to 911. Never mind that this attack was no surprise. And we knew who was responsible. Bin Laden. But somehow we went from Bad Bin Laden to Saddam Subterfuge. "Oh, we know this guy did it, but we don't want to go after him for our own reasons, so let's just pick someone else and then fashion a blame shroud we can put around him. The American People won't know any better. They're stupid."&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the same Bin Laden family that served as underwriters for Bush's failed businesses before he was elected to any office. So what was the real reason for the invasion of Iraq? Oh I don't know, could it be, um. . .OIL???&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't forget that when the invasion was announced, it was christened, "Operation Iraqi Liberation." What's that stand for, Class? Right. O.I.L. That little Moniker was summarily changed to Operation Iraqi Freedom when someone realized that there were some American people who were smart enough to think their way out of a wet paper bag. Remember the speech Bush gave, warning the Iraqi people: "Don't burn any oil wells"? Well, we now know there were no WMD's, and therefore the reason for the invasion is moot. Yet, we're still there somehow, and Dubya has the blood of thousands on his greedy little hands. Meanwhile, his story is different. The reason we are there changes as often as Dubya changes his socks, because it's not about being there for the right reason, it's about OIL. Many of those soldiers died because they didn't have the gear they needed to protect them, and the Bush Administration was not forthcoming. The soldier's families often paid for something as simple as armored vests. Meanwhile, Dubya lines the pockets of friends and relatives who are profiting from the war itself.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when the folks on the Gulf Coast were suffering from the worst natural disaster in memory, Bush made an obligatory appearance while FEMA continued to be AWOL, and then headed over to Pakistan, who'd suffered a bit of an earthquake, and summarily gave them a billion dollars in assistance. You remember Pakistan. . . the Prime Suspect in harboring Bin Laden. Can you say "Dubya Dubya Dubya Dot Con?"&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, I see that Dubya is headed for Iran and probably Korea. It has the potential for being the end of life as we know it. . .I can envision germ and biological and chemical warfare, perpetrated on our own soil. At the very least, we will be ensconced in still another unfounded, unnecessary and unending war because Dubya now thinks of himself as the World Police, and he wants to continue to posture and throw his weight around. Why shouldn't he? He's got the People fooled well enough to have avoided impeachment or rumors of impeachment. How did we allow our government to become this corrupt? How did the Democratic Party manage to lose its collective testicles?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make no mistake. The Axis of Evil is Washington, Texas and Florida. The very definition of WAR CRIMES is embodied in the Oval Office (or Awful Office, as I now want to call it). Pretty soon, some other country will have to FREE US. They will have to invade our cities, kick in our doors, put the muzzle of an M-16 to our heads, burn our homes, rape our children and wives, torture us, and plunder our lives. But it will be for our own good. We will need their help to free us from this evil dictator, this minion of the Devil, this Pretender to the Throne who enslaves and punishes his own people. Oh, I hope it's someone nice, like Switzerland.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt;&lt;div  style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dd class="post-body"&gt;&lt;div class="content-wrapper"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;_________&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/videodb/index.php?action=view&amp;amp;video_id=10197&amp;amp;media_id=5984&amp;amp;browse=0"&gt;Good  Vs. Evil: Bush's Theology of War&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/videodb/index.php?action=view&amp;amp;video_id=10198&amp;amp;media_id=5985&amp;amp;browse=0"&gt;Strategy for Security or Blueprint for Empire  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/videodb/index.php?action=view&amp;amp;video_id=9722&amp;amp;media_id=5481&amp;amp;browse=0"&gt;Shocking and Awful: Resistance at Home  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/videodb/index.php?action=view&amp;amp;video_id=10456&amp;amp;media_id=6212&amp;amp;browse=0"&gt;Bush Commission: Session II Introduction -  Jan 20-22, 2006&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/videodb/index.php?action=view&amp;amp;video_id=10512&amp;amp;media_id=6296&amp;amp;browse=0"&gt;Uncovered: The War on Iraq&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/a&gt;Netflix carries  lots of great documentaries about this subject too, like:&lt;br /&gt;Weapons of Mass  Deception&lt;br /&gt;Bush's Brain&lt;br /&gt;Uncovered: the War on Iraq&lt;br /&gt;Bush Family  Fortunes (A particularly informative documentary).&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&amp;amp;Itemid=182"&gt;The  Cost of War&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://www.veteransforcommonsense.org/index.cfm/Page/Article/ID/1042"&gt;One-Third  of Iraq War Spending Goes to Bush's Campaign Donors&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freespeech.org/"&gt;http://www.freespeech.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;a href="http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/kept_promises.html"&gt;http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/kept_promises.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;         &lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="post-footer"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-7633310595182641854?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/7633310595182641854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=7633310595182641854' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7633310595182641854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/7633310595182641854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2007/12/dubya-dubya-dubya-dot-con.html' title='Dubya Dubya Dubya Dot Con'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_P7mQ5_HUujg/R_qgCXxYDaI/AAAAAAAAAqg/Kj2LDHm3HeA/s72-c/6992.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5851125197277737185.post-8370533495169420938</id><published>2007-12-03T17:21:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T17:22:19.546-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parenting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corporal punishment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='responsibility'/><title type='text'>Parenting: Yeah, Uh-Huh</title><content type='html'>&lt;a name="3709914076244494156"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;h3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt; &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;div class="post-body entry-content"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img style="font-family: arial;" src="http://www.jaebaeli.com/ballpentpoin/parenting.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="116" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="179" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial; font-size: 100%;"&gt;It is more excusable to me that bad parenting existed a generation ago. Back then, there was no internet, no Dr. Spock or Wayne Dyer, no mountain of research from all corners of academia. The only touchstone parents had to go by was the example set by their own parents, and so on, back to the beginnings of child-rearing. Hopefully, we learn from the mistakes of our parents, but I suppose this doesn't happen, if you're never aware that mistakes were made.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These days, though, there is simply no excuse for bad parenting. Too much information is available to anyone who wishes to raise a child into a quality adult. Those old chestnuts, "If it was good enough for Mama, it's good enough for me" and "My Daddy beat my ass all the time, and I turned out all right" don't wash. For one thing, who decides what "Turning out all right" means? To wit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You hit your kids; you humiliate them; you ignore them when they try to engage you; you place your needs before theirs; you don't care how they're doing academically, emotionally, spiritually or intellectually; you respond to their questions with irritation and impatience, you make no effort to better yourself or set an example; you give them no moral compass to emulate; you own only a hammer, so all problems look like nails.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you turned out all right. Yeah. Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think universities should offer entire programs in parenting. And I think the government should give tax breaks to parents-to-be who take specialized parenting classes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I think that ultimately, some people should just not breed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="post-footer"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5851125197277737185-8370533495169420938?l=kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/feeds/8370533495169420938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5851125197277737185&amp;postID=8370533495169420938' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8370533495169420938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5851125197277737185/posts/default/8370533495169420938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kudosandkudzu.blogspot.com/2007/12/parenting-yeah-uh-huh.html' title='Parenting: Yeah, Uh-Huh'/><author><name>Jae Baeli</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07530597869598064587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xKIdZ3HCGDk/Ts0EyzHPWQI/AAAAAAAACc4/dSW-4te0SpI/s220/KJBwebcam2010.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
