When it Absolutely Positively Has to Get There Overnight

After five days, I haven't received the package with an item i bought, using Fedex delivery.
I just find it odd that UPS and FedEx were supposed to be the alternative, quicker way to send and receive things.....

They should change their slogan to: "Fed Ex, when absolutely positively has to get there in the same amount of time as the U.S. Postal Service."

but i think i know what happened to my package. Here's the video.